The Douboutsueki Brothel

'Lets do this.'

The shinobi wasn't directly in the proximity of the brothel but it was in range of his sight. He could see plump businessmen of all statures migrating to and fro the little house of whores. The clothing that he wore was also quite savvy. Yet in contrast to their usually dark black suits he donned a fully white one with a royal purple tie. The man was looking oh so classy on his secret little mission. He had scoured the area plenty of times in order to get a view of what exactly was going on and the patrol routes of the guards. The only thing that he didn't truly get a view of was the weapons that they had on display. He believed them to be equipped with knives or bludgeoning objects. This town was certainly not a place that would harness ninja, or at least if his target did have some under him it wasn't exactly obvious.

But with a cheshire grin upon his face he was eager to get to work. He could see one of the rather plumped business with a confident stride and matched his own. He looked somewhat like a regular as he he was heading towards the general direction of the brothel. From aside the road he would beckon forth at the lard who seemed to be infatuated with using his money for his own greedy and dirty needs. Hopefully in Kaeor he would say youth and charisma that he had once desired and see in himself as the young shinobi would walk towards him.

"You sir! No not me!? But you sir! You look like a man in need of entertainment! Now you can be like every businessman here and simply head to the regular brothel. But I tell you I have two women who's intrinsic value are worth that of all the women in the brothel combined. Yet I'll only charge you the same as the brothel. Why? Because I'm a man of business and in order to achieve bigger and greater things you have to start at a reasonable demand. With a reasonable demand comes fame, with fame comes popularity, with popularity comes prosperity. Now would you like to be the first man to take a gander and even a fulfilling experience with two of the town's finest women?" he questioned as he placed the offer on the table. Now he could only hope that the fish would catch the bait.

Rejected? Pfft. No one man should have all this power. Yet without even being there the target swayed this man in a way that was astounding. He feared for his life even without the man being there. But he had made it clear that his life was the only thing he wanted on his mind. And yet Kaeor would use that against him as he would quickly reach into his garments before extracting an item of ivory color with black scribble etched all over it. As the scene was being made by the man and his property, Kaeor would reach his arm around the shoulder of the man. In a quick movement he would place his hand directly over the man's mouth thereby slapping the tag directly on his mouth if successful. The one of his voice would lower to a hushed and surreptitious one as he merely toyed with his food.

"And that sir is what us Snow ninja call an exploding tag. One hand seal and boom!" he answered making a booming effect with his hands. "Now lets walk this way and we'll see if you manage to keep your head on." he shrewdly stated as he would walk towards the nearby forestry.

The man was dragged into the depths of the forest. Not too deep within the enshrouded area but enough that they couldn't be seen by the public eye. The digits would scour over the man's face before ripping the tag from his mouth. He wouldn't be safe for anything short of an moment as the tag was reapplied at the rear of his neck.

"Reach for it and I'll make sure it explodes." The shinobi had taken quite a turn now. He was in need of answers to simple questions that he believed would make his venture inside a tad bit easier. The man seemed to be somewhat of a regular so he should have at least the basics from what Kaeor figured.

In an all too serious manner the shinobi would extract a single kunai. He never saw himself as too frightening but he was sure that with an exploding tag directly applied to the back of the man's neck with a shinobi in front of him he could definitely feel the heat from the furnace or whatever.

"Alright. I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Thing long and hard about your answer or else you'll find you won't even be able to enjoy brothels anymore. Make sure not to leave anything out if you want to live through this.

First. How exactly does one enter the brothel? Are there any passwords and such?

Second. Give me a overview of the schematics of the brothel. What am I going to be looking at once I enter and what's where.

And third, where is their leader and what activities is he usually doing."

And the shinobi would wait as he went into his vest and extracted another tag before rummaging it through his fingers and slapping it onto the man's chest.

Tubby businessman go boom soon if he didn't give answers.

And the walrus of a man began to talk his head off giving Kaeor lip and more. He explained his usual routine in a very rushed manner as fear pivoted upon his chest. Once he was done Kaeor had found that his choice of hostage had been particularly unhelpful compared to what other fish he could have caught. The bottom of his foot would press against the neck of the man as he was thrust on the ground. With his face in the dirt Kaeor would pick up a single heavy branch that was dismembered from its host. With a heavy swing applied to the back of the forehead he would knock the businessman out before rolling him over and taking his tags.

With the use of seals he would create a copy of himself, a Kage Bunshin to state exactly. Its form would change due to its own hand seals of a simple henge of that of a non ninja police man he had seen in a previous mission. He had a plan and hoped it would work as they both exited the forestry. The clone would use the water from a nearby pond in the forest to create five water clones that seemed like policeman also due to their appearance. With the mess of people outside the bunshin would find himself walking towards another customer of the brothel with a woman in hand.

"You stop right there sir."

And the man's response would be answered by a hard right that would have sent him collapsing if it connected by the KB. These motha'fuckas were the authorities at the moment and could do whatever they went. Though the goal of his master was in his mind he would speak in an all too alarming voice.

"We have a warrant for the closure of this brothel. We demand to see the owner in charge or we will begin to raze this building to the ground."

And just like that they had gotten the attention of the guards. One would actual speak words about actually going to retrieve Jin to Kaeor's liking. It wasn't hard to distinguish the tall men from others as the other five clones simply stepped forward and around their creator, the Kage Bunshin.

There was little more to say as the man began to speak but the Kage Bunshin's hands began to move. Suddenly six smoke grenades would be extracted from his clothing and thrown as they all exploded.

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The assassin would have his fingers dance once more. His target was visible and he would press his hands against his lips and release five sound bullets at Jin's cranium. This time the only difference would be that beneath the lens of his contacts the sharingan would be activated as it locked on to his target. Immediately after the release of the bullets Kaeor would flicker repeatedly. One flicker would take him in the midst of the smoke to pick up Jin and the other flickers would simply shoot him out of the smoke and speed him further ahead to the forest. He would use a total of five flickers to get away before the smoke cleared.

If he was successful his clones would poof and he would exit towards Konoha.

Doing Mission

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Suitcase Pickup (Important)
Rank: "C"
IIC Length: 2 Days
Difficulty: "Moderate"
Description: Leader of the research team Dr. Charles Von Heisenburg needs a pickup at Otafuku Gai (Homely Woman Town). He needs a suitcase filled with unknown contents to be picked up at The Douboutsueki Brothel. Please talk to the guard that walks back and forth and utter the words "Usstan tlun uss xuil Ul'trin." The guard will hand over a small suitcase. Bring back the Suitcase to the Research lab within the Hidden Village.
Objective: Pickup the Suitcase located at Otafuku Gai (Homely Woman Town).


Reward: 2,500 Ryo

Ichigo and Tsubaki both training

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Shunshin no Jutsu - Oshi (Body Flicker Technique - Push)
Rank: "C"
Skill: NinJutsu/TaiJutsu
Effect: A Jutsu that allows a user to rush forward in almost instantaneous speed. Used to draw the user close to the opponent.
Special: ---
Drawback: May use 3 times a day. May perform 1 more each time learned. Passing amount renders the user's legs immobile due to severe pain. Unable to perform again unless gained medical treatment. Must move through an opening. Unable to maneuver around obstructing objects. Can't attack while performing any Shunshin or Variation.
Description: User is able to move forward in a straight line along the ground in almost instantaneous untraceable speed while temporarily masking the user's movements within 10 meters. A puff of smoke is occasionally used to disguise the user's movements. It is accomplished by focusing the user's chi along the ankles and foot. User mostly moves just with their ankles and feet. Jutsu takes up no movements. User may only use this Jutsu half of the movements may allow in a single round while rounding down. Example: User has 5 movements, user is able to perform Jutsu 2 times per round.
Limit: Universal NinJutsu or Universal TaiJutsu.

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==MISSION START==

The night air was chill, pressing upon the young Otonin's skin like a comfortable pall. It felt comforting to her, the cold of the air feeling like a familiar friend. Though it was now spring, it was still early in the year, and the rooftops still frosted over every night. The sun had recently set, and the western sky still held the last vestiges of the day's light. The sparce clouds that hung still in the air reflected the last of the westernborn light, giving the sky a beautiful patter. But the city below such sights was not nearly as lovely. It stank with a sort of putrefaction of the mind. It was a city of undesirables that gathered here to give in to the full spectrum of vices.

And it was a place that Tsukiko wanted no part of. However, she had come here after accepting a mission of her own volition, knowing all that this city represented. She had no real room to complain, everyone had the right to do what they must to survive, and to do as they wish, but that didn't mean that she had to like this place. She decided to make this as fast as possible, just get the parcel, and get the heck outta this place as fast as she could...hopefully there would be no snags. Yeah, right, like that could possibly happen to her.

Tsubaki chuckled to herself at the though of having anything ever go right to her. It genuinely amused her, what with her long-standing run of absolutely horrid luck. Instead of wearing her normal outfit, Tsubaki was wearing a simple pair of blue jeans that were loose enough to move around in, but tight enough to make her seem like a normal enough teenage girl, coupled with a simple white t-shirt with the name 'Heart Kruze' written at a 90 degree angle to the norm in pink font. Well, technique, she was wearing most of her normal battle outfit, but it was worn under her more normal appearing clothing. After all, lesson one of being a ninja wasn't 'don't be seen', but rather 'don't be noticed'.

She left the sarong and the strip back with the rest of her stuff at a nice, clean hotel on the outskirts of town. Now within the confines of this city she hated, Tsubaki had already been made the target of several unwanted advances. Not all from males. Luckily for them, none of them had been too insistent. After searching from dusk until after the sun had set, Tsubaki had wandered about the town, looking for the brothel where her goal was. Finally, she found it. And was a mystery why it took her so long to find anyway, it was clearly the largest building in the city, as well as dead center.

At least I finally found it, the young genin outside her village thought to herself. She glanced up at a flying creature as it landed on a nearby rooftop. Good, Go-kun's in position. Now, to get this over with Tsubaki began to wander about the outside of the compound until she saw the guard that walked back and forth. The pale-skinned girl calmly walked up to the man with such an apparent sense of purpose that the guard was clearly confused.

"You lost hunny?" He asked, his voice somewhat gravelly, like he had been smoking for a great many years. Trying to keep a straight face, Tsubaki said simply, "Usstan tlun uss xuil Ul'trin." The man was taken aback. "You're the contact? Well, whatever." Though he was clearly confused, he went and got the suitcase that was the mission objective. But when she saw it, Tsubaki was a little unsurprised that it wasn't a suitcase but rather an attache' case with a combination and key double lock. There was a set of handcuffs dangling from the handle.

Tsubaki thanked the man and, after tying handcuffs key around her neck and hiding it under her shirt, she handcuffed herself to the case. Just as she was leaving, an arrow embedded itself in the ground by her feet with a thump. Now aware of the threat, Tsubaki evaded a second arrow, and dashed for the wall. She quickly found an alleyway and ducked down it, using the confined space to restrict the number of places the arrows could come from. It worked well enough, as Tsubaki almost made it out of the alley before having to dodge another arrow.

'Tch,' Tsubaki ran into the spare crowds, hoping that the sniper wouldn't shoot without a decent chance of hitting the target.

She was wrong. Within moments, three people fell with arrows sticking out of them. All three were near Tsubaki when they were hit, and the arrows came from five different directions. Obviously, there were a lot of archers. She saw one person fall from a rooftop alongside a bow and a monkey. The monkey spread it's wings and flew in a serpentine pattern to avoid getting hit on it's way to the next archer. 'attaboy Go-kun, thanks

Tsubaki chose to deviate from the crowd, using it one last time to try and hide her escape down another back alley. She had almost made it back to her hotel. Hopefully, she would be safe there, and if not, she still wanted to pick up the rest of her stuff.

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Panting for breath, she now stood inside the lobby of her hotel, Ichigo by her side. "Well, that was pretty exiting wasn't it?" Ichigo nodded, none the worse for wear. After regaining their breath, the two went up to their room. Ichigo went to take a shower, while Tsubaki just plopped down on her bed, sticky with sweat. "Make sure you don't use up all the hot water!" She yelled to her partner. Her stomach complained of it's own emptiness, so Tsubaki sat up and ordered room service for the two of them. Afterward, she began to peel off the clingy clothes she had been wearing all day. "Ah, it feels good to take of those heavy clothes."

A few minuets later, Ichigo finished his shower. Just as Tsubaki was about to begin undressing for her turn, there was a knock at the door. The Roomservice had arrived. However, when she went to the door, there was nothing there. Instead, as she stood there confused, a hand reached around the corner and threw a quarter-brick of plastic explosive into the room. It didn't take a genius to recognize danger, and Tsubaki wasn't exactly an idiot. The pale-skinned girl grabbed the case as she sprinted towards the window at the far end of the room. Curling up into a ball, she jumped and smashed through the window, shards of glass scoring her arms and legs.

Devoid of a method to fly, Tsubaki's trip quickly turned downward as gravity overcame her momentum. A great shock wave hit the girl in the back as the room exploded. Suddenly, Ichigo grabbed her out of the air, and carried her to the ground. As soon as her feet touched terrafirma, she was off and running, having no interest in giving the would-be assassins a second chance. She ran into the evening as fast as her legs would carry her, holding tight to the case, and not feeling safe even with Ichigo by her side.

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Walking through the town, Logi was amazed at how pervy a town can get. He loved women, and he loved gambling, but this was the extreme. There were drunken men everywhere, and an abundance of women wishing to sell their bodies. Shivering, Logi entered a small building, with a glowing neon sign. The sign had read 'The Douboutsueki Brothel', it was certainly a tongue-twister to say the least. Entering through the double doors, Logi was amazed at what he saw inside. It seemed that he had walked in in the middle of a dispute. Tables were upside down, and chairs were scattered in pieces. In the middle of the bar-like interior, there were a group of 6 men, all with fists raised, as if they were ready to fight.

One of the men swung for another, and in return got punched straight in the face. Not wishing to watch any more of this nonsense, Logi decided to intervene. He ran up to the group of men, and with a leg sweep he took out 2 attackers. At that moment, the thugs decided to unite and beat the living crap out of Logi. However, he wasn't going to let that happen. Focusing his gaze just above himself, he would use his chakra to emit a spark. With the attackers distracted, Logi proceeded to punch one of them in the neck. This sent the man down to the floor, unconscious.

Before he knew it, a pink haired teenager lunged for him. Logi jumped back, and regained his balanced. The pinky had started a chain of handseals, and Logi had no intentions of stopping him, he wanted to see what this boy had in store. The teenage thug took a deep breath and exhaled. A geyser of flame erupted from his mouth. This boy was clearly a fire user. Forming his own set of handseals, Logi made a bolt of lightning appear in his left hand. He threw it at the boy, hitting him just below the shoulder. The boy fell to the floor, also unconscious.

"Real men fight with their fists!" Yelled a huge man, and swung one at Logi. Ducking under it, Logi would push off his legs and tackle the big man to the ground. He was now in the full mount position. Using his advantage, Logi would pound the man's face with fists of his own, until the man was unconscious. Standing up, Logi noted to himself that he had literally destroyed the interior of the bar. It wasn't his fault of course, he was just trying to make peace.
"How's that for fists?" Logi murmured.

Looking around, he saw a guard, whom was standing in shock. Logi could tell the man was a guard because of his uniform. This must have been the guard specified in the mission details, seeing as he was the only guard in the brothel.
"Usstan tlun uss xuil Ul'trin" He would whisper to the guard. The guard's expression would change to one of someone who understood what just happened. Excusing himself from the scene, the guard left and came back a few minutes later, with a silver suitcase. Logi's work here was done, someone else would clean up. He turned around and walked out of the same double doors he entered through.

Oh dear, this looks to be getting a bit unfortunate.

+5, Learned.

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