MC
Feb 3, 2011 12:38:47 GMT -7
Post by eclipse on Feb 3, 2011 12:38:47 GMT -7
[Just something quick and simple. Lol.]
Comin' through the thread - It's a young Rob De Niro!
Holdin' niggas up for they jewels, clothes, and dinero!
I'm a villain, muhfucka! I dare you to play the hero!
I'll pull ya card! Lex Luthor a loser! Life Points? Zero!
I'm so sin-serious! when I say that I'm the best.
If you thought I'd say I'm humble? Invest in a vest.
I'm aimin' for you cowards - Put hot, hard bread to ya chest. (Toast!)
So cocky, I need a third leg in my jeans when I get dressed!
I'm the star in this play, bitch! You just a understudy!
Buzz Lightyear in his prime! Even the toys from under love me!
Yeah, I play with these hos. I like to call 'em Barbies.
Nicki Minaj types, but no plastic for the plastics! Sorry!
Now, for those of you who didn't understand that? Get a bank account.
Lemme show you how to invest in some shit that's worth talkin' 'bout.
Celtics in my pocket. But I ain't guardin' net.
I'm stackin' stocks and bonds to match the height of Kevin Garnett!
Even if I fall off, my dough would catch me.
I could be a lottery ticket, and some of you niggas STILL couldn't scratch me.
The surface of my mental is something these hos can't grip.
When I jingle my zipper is the ONLY time they gimme lip.
You can tell 'em what you want, but it'll take some luck and to pray!
Cuz' if they get a taste of my swag? Sorry, homey, but I'm FUCKIN' today!
Don't worry, though. I'll make sure she clean up. Pick her up from BK.
I fucked her on that cliche' tip. You know - Had her MY way!
Chyea!
No. The word 'Celtics' ruined everything. Fuck. Them.