What would you do if there was a zombie invasion?

[Taiyoukaen Kassei]

So yeah Ive always wondered what other people would do in this situation, i mean the chances of this happening are like none (unless there is a secret orginization out there that makes a virus )

Well any way i would get a truck with some other survivors and head over to a gun store load up then hit up walmart with my crew get food haul a** over to the bus station load up a buss and get the f***out of that area and then i have no clue after that. But i do know that i would always keep one bullet in my pocket for my gun and that wont be for a zombie...
(Incase you dont know...that bullet is for me.)

so what about you guys?

[Kinz]

If i servived long enough to find out about the zombie invasion, then i'd grab supplies and ammo, find a mall, lock the mall, set traps everywhere and turn the first floor into a variable terror house. eventually dieing because of carlessness

[Hibiki™]

Depends on where I am when sh!t starts happening. If I am near or in a mall I would stock up and stuff with whoever are survivors and toss it into a truck then hall my ass out of there and find some place of perminent shelter to hold them off without dying of natural causes.

[Haru Okibi]

there is actually a book about this.

its sort of a joke fiction book.

Its called "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. i've never read it, I've just heard about it. Wikipedia it and find out about it.

[Umehara]

I'd be the mofo with mutant powers who can easily fend them off, but I still retain my humanity and I'm able to escape before it wears off and I save some hott girl who loves me no matter the circumstance.

Oh yeah.. -Nods-

[adero]

I'd steal my pals zombie escape plans (which happen to total to 137 possible escapes, yes he acutally made one) and activate plan number 34A.

"Create mutagentic dogs who eat zombies"

[Kinz]

the zombie survival guide rocks, my friend owns it. I read it once for like five minutes and it is like crack XD

[exnova]

I would jack a sniper rifle from a gun shop, go up a skyscraper, perch myself in a comfortable position, cap some zombie heads, then when I run out of ammo...Jump off the tall building head first. ^.^

[shinzo-kori]

I'd just get a boat and float out in the shore so all of the zombies would walk into the ocean and hopefully.....don't know the extent of a zombies power, but they'll drown in the ocean as the sea creatures would peck at their flesh and then I will come back to shore, gather up another group of zombies and do it all over again.....unless there those fast moving zombies, cuz then I would be screwed O.o

[exnova]

jai said:

.....unless there those fast moving zombies, cuz then I would be screwed O.o

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Lmao xD

28 weeks later zombies o.O
Marathon runners. XD

[shinzo-kori]

exactly, I forgot which movie that was lol

[Kin ,Tomonari]

well, my zombie invasion scenario is the same as my U.S. gets attacked by russia/U.N. scenario. get a pickup truck and go to a junkyard, weld on metal parts to it so its a tank, then make a fire beam with a high-beam light, car battery, and a few telescopes to focus the light. after i did all that id find a driver and ride around town burning stuff. i thought this out carefully...

[Taiyoukaen Kassei]

wow...well now that i think of it I'm making a comic book called dead acension right and its all about me, and like five maybe six friends who are traped in a mall that is infested with zombies. But unlike most zombie flicks, this almost dosn't even faze the main characters. And its actually pretty long you guys might be able to check this out in the art area thread place.

Now back to the topic, i now know what i must do after i get out of the infected area, go to the white house tell the president who wont belive me but hey i tried, then id go to eroupe and see some cool stuff maybe slum around germany, then come back and start shooting anything that moves...thatd be fun...(f*** Doherty and freedom of speech rules:) )

[Hibiki™]

[[Cody your just mad cause Doherty has the best school spirit and stomped you guys! ]]


I would take a truck with a top and stock it with a few supplies and a ton of guns then toss them all back there to shoot anythign that tries to get us from the opening in the back. yeee

[Taiyoukaen Kassei]

((Matt...DT was just lucky that i wasnt playin on D aight other wise *cough*pwnage *cough* ecspecially when im in a pissed off beast mode! *flexis muscles*))

And while im shooting stuff ill see a truck and probably think that zombies can now use guns and are shooting them selves and friends and ill be all "uh...nope!" and throw a grenada (german for grenade for all of you non-deuche speakers) and kill anyone inside...

[Hibiki™]

[[Halt die clappa >.> Darius Turner is GOD, Spartans always prevail. period. ]]




Find a tank, to go with my pose, tanks cant die. haha.

[Spamato]

My story

The zombie plauge all began two weeks ago at teh power ranger desert base thingy-ma-bob. You see the floating fat guy head in the jar was not a super nice guy but actually an eater of planets and the jerks in the ebil space ship had the solem duty to destroy the planet before the evil parasite grew in power. Since the space ship guys sucked and the power rangers knew karate (there only true weakness.) they failed on that one leaving the floating head to slowly mine into the ground, poisoning the surounding area's well water. With mini fat guy parasites being taken into human host they began to change...into thoughtlkess creatures with a craving for human flesh. Now with the fat guy's head restin easy in his bitchin desert crib he loccked out the power rangers and told them of his plot..for kicks really.

Shortly after the movie budget flopped and the only director that would touch this was some german porn star that wanted to expand on his carreer. Now surounded by zombies they promptly killed that gay fucking robot, using it's advanced robotics to make some crystal meth. Due to montana law this turned into a PSA in which Yuuku, Atushiro, and I (Spamato) killed the nerd ass guy, the usless pink one, and the red ranger and wore thier skin, for kicks really. Now thanks to montana the story was an even bigger train wreck, seeing as the red ranger in his fucked state would scrape al of his skin off and find the cure. Since that didn't happen the german guy that wouldn't stop stroking him self decided the cure was to fuck the shit and organs out of the zombies. This some how kills them faster than conventional weaponry.

Now with our five heero's ape shit on crystal meth and enough PCP laced cigarettes to kill a small dog they began thier crusade. Autum, over cast, 12:00 PM..preflight, she packed my bags....Anywho the story continues to go on with some crazy zombie penetration and bad carribeam piano or something. Then the inevitable giant monster fat guy, also hyped up on three metric tons of illegal substances appears...this is another story entirely.

[senax2]

I would go to the nearest sword shop in my car, running over as many as possible, and grab tons of swords and axes and medieval stuff that requires no ammo, and starts slicing up zombies. Then i find a safe-place and i go from that place to others to gather tons of food till i got enough food to last two lifetimes, and when bored go chop up more zombies.

[tetsu]

I'd move to the safe within my home, pull out my gun, and bust a hole into my head.

[apache]

Me, I would search for a place where there were NO humans to begins with and relax there. Come to terms with a few things. And when Zombies show up, Shoot myself