Neuro's Mission Thread

[Dr. Neuro, RN]

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Chapter 1: The Haunted

Name: The Haunted
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 Days (24 Hours)
Difficulty: Easy
Objective: Perform an exorcism in the house to rid it off spirits.
Description: There is a house within the village that has had reports of unusual phenomena occurring. Incidents include: Objects moving around on their own, screams from unknown people, blood pouring down the stairs and writing upon paintings. The house’s owners have grown afraid of these occurrences and has requested that someone investigate the house and perform an exorcism if needed.
Reward: 3,125 Ryo for a Non-Ninja; 4,000 Ryo for a Ninja.

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Walking through the village of Taki, Kamina made his way to the home of the Hiroshima family. On his back, a Biwa. Normally he would be playing this japanese style lute and singing wonderful and gracious melodies of slaughter; today he hadn't the time to be so lackadaisical. In order to gain access into the Chuunin Exams, it was necassary for him to accomplish 8 missions.

The home came into view, his expression cold. His eyes deadpan. He walked up the pathway and before he was able to knock on the door it opened. A man and a woman popped out, they were pretty jittery. The man reached to shake Kamina's hand and pulled away the moment he locked eyes with the shinobi. "Monster!" He screamed in terror.
"Monster?" Kamina repeated to himself. "I'm no monster, I'm a God."

The man paused and stared for a moment. "A god? So you would be able to rid us of these obominal beings?" The man's voice trembled a bit when he spoke. He was frightened by Kamina but far more terified by the ghostly beings within his home. A grave miscalculation on his part. Kamina was a God afterall.

Kamina wasted no time. He simply walked past the two and entered their home without permission. Of course nothing was said. They almost closed the door behind him but decided to follow him into the house. Kamina looked around and saw nothing out of the usual. "So what is the problem?" He asked coldly.

"Things are misplaced all of the time. They also move right in front of you. The ghost likes to draw mustaches on all of our pictures. After I shower and look at the fogged up mirror, there is always a picture of a penis and balls." The man explained.

The woman started right after with her experiences. "I feel something touching me all of the time. Especially when I'm wearing a bra. I always hear moaning and smell sweaty balls. One time when I woke up, I saw a figure standing over my bed. I could have swore it was breathing heavily. My eyes were blurry, but it looked like it was shaking dice around its mid section."

Kamina turned and saw a picture of the two that were giving him information on the spirit he was to deal with. They both had poorly drawn pencil mustaches drawn on their faces. "This spirit is nothing compared to the God's I'm used to dealing with." Kamina made his way to the kitchen and grabbed a contained of salt. "Ghosts are fairly simple to deal with."

Kamina went into the bedroom and made his way toward the dresser in their room. "This thing is perverted. I'm sure I know where it is hiding." Kamina opened a drawer and saw womans panties. He started pouring salt all over the panties.

"What are you doing to my underwear!?" The man screamed.

"Yours?" Kamina questioned. "These are womans.."

"They are comfortable! Besides, my wife doesn't wear panties!"

Kamina opened the next drawer and it was filled with bra's. He started pouring salt in it and took the biwa from his back. He started playing notes slowly and suddenly went from 10 to 100 and blasting out notes as if the instrument were used for death metal. "Ex-exit! I demand you, you, you! To leeeeeeaaaaaavvvvveeee!" Kamina sang in a beautiful tone.

Nothing happened other than the husband and wife falling over in a comical fashion.
"L-l-l-l-l-l-leave!" Kamina continued to sing. His voice was beautiful but his lyrics were unorthodox and to be frank, terrible. Suddenly the bras shot out from the drawer and formed the body of what looked like a human figure.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed the figure.

The husband and wife were dumbfounded. Kamina continued playing rift after rift of his death metal song. "L-l-l-l-l-l-leave! N-n-n-n-n-now!" He continued to sing. The ghost started slowly moving toward him. In an instant, Kamina was behind the human shaped bra ghost; he was in a lowered stance with his left hand gripping the sheath of his katana and his left hand hovering over the hilt.
The husband and wife had no idea what happened, seeing the shinobi use a Shunshin was odd to say the least.

"Go away! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Kamina screamed as he drew his katana in the blink of an eye and slashed the bra being in half. Its existance seemed to end with that and the being fell to the ground in a pile of cut up bras. The Busosen style outmatched the ghost. Kamina poured salt on the bra's and lit them on fire.

"What the hell are you doing!?"

"This ghost was attached to these bras. So I am using salt to purify them and burning them so that the connection can not be made again. It's as simple as that." Kamina explained. After completing the ritual, he made for the exit of the house. The fire continued to burn the bras behind him. He didn't seem to care if the house was burnt down or not. That was their problem. His mission wasn't to put out a fire.

[Dr. Neuro, RN]

Chapter 2: Those damn dogs! And Kamina's soul?

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Name: Dog-Sitting
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 Days (24 Hours)
Difficulty: Easy
Objective: Babysit the old woman’s six dogs for a day.
Description: An elderly woman owns six dogs. Each dog has a specific personality and will not listen to anyone other than the elderly woman. However, she needs to go to hospital for a check-up and needs someone to look after her dogs for a few hours. You are to walk the dogs, feed them and ensure that they do not leave the building at all times. This mission can be done multiple times.
Reward: 3,125 Ryo for a Non-Ninja; 4,000 Ryo for a Ninja.

Name: Knowledge is Power Part I
Rank: D Ranked
IIC Length: 2 Days (48 Hours)
Difficulty: Easy
Objective: Learn a D ranked technique.
Description: To encourage strengthening the village and interaction the missions has come up to learn a D ranked technique. Once you learn this technique you must show proof of the skill either inside or outside the tower depending on its destructive capabilities! This can only be repeated once per month.
Reward: 3,980 Ryo for a single Non-Ninja, 4,500 Ryo for a single Ninja. 5,500 Ryo if taken with at least one other person.

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Soul Scout
Rank: "D"
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: User sends their soul out to scout for the user.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Target is personal. Range is the range of Searing Soul. Duration is 5 hours per Class Level. User lets the leash on their soul out some so it can explore and tell the user about what is out there. User can send their soul out in a range of Searing Soul. When the user uses this ability, the user is unable to move or make any movements. User's soul uses the same movements as the user. User knows what each other is doing and seeing. User is able to only take movements when the user reconnects with their soul ending this effect. Soul Scout cannot perform Jutsus. If a creature has Chakra Sight, True Seeing, they can see the user's soul as it moves about.
Limit: Must be a Soulcaster.

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Kamina's task was to watch six dogs for a day while an older woman went to her yearly bunion removable. Her husband used to do it, but once he passed he was unable to do it. She now went to the greatest bunion specialist in the entire world. He was conveniently in the very city she lived. The hidden village of Taki.

As Kamina came to the apartment complex she lived in, he sighed. He thought he was far too superior to be watching some creatures less important than humans. But this was something he needed to do in order to become a Chuunin. He rang the buzzer. He waited for a good five minutes before even getting a response. He was a patient God afterall.

"Yes?" A voice came from the device.

"I'm here to watch the dogs." Kamina spoke bluntly, avoiding any sort of enthusiasm.

"Come on up sweety." The woman buzzed him in.

The apartment complex wasn't the best place in the world, but he didn't care about such things. He made it to her door: Room 8675309. Which was an odd number for an apartment complex that only had five apartments. The apartment next to it was 90210, there seemed to be no sort of order to the place.

Before he could knock the woman let him into her apartment. She showed him around. He could care less about everything she was showing him. She went through every picture she had of her dogs and then took him to the master bedroom of the apartment. "This used to be Frank and my room, but I gave it to the dogs."

She opened the door and in the room were six poodles. The room was covered in dog shit and piss. The dogs were all doing their own thing. One dog was humping the wall. Another was biting that dogs tail. Two dogs were sharing a drink of water, licking each others tongues while drinking. The fifth was watching an imaginary fly swarm around the room and frantically chasing it. The final dog was sniffing its own butthole.

The woman left the dogs to Kamina's care.

Kamina gave them a blank stare and the dogs went back to their busniess. The two that were drinking water were now just standing face to face licking each others tongues. The dog chasing the fly now started chasing an imaginary squirrel. The butthole sniffer never stopped sniffing. That dog was very interested in its own butthole.

Kamina closed the door behind him and let them do as they pleased. He needed to focus on training and that was exactly what he was going to do. He couldn't outright destroy the womans house. He would fail the mission for that. So he decided to train a technique that wouldn't affect this plane of existance.

With Soul Shunt, Kamina was already able to separate his soul from his body successfully. He felt it'd also be pertinent to know how to use his soul to scout out areas. Really, what ninja wouldn't find scouting out areas invisibly useful. Soul techniques were magnificent for a God.

Kamina closed his eye and focused. As a Chaotic Evil being, he was well aware of his soul already. This was why he was open to these techniques. It was this understanding that would also help him feel closer to his soul. As he focused, the sounds of barking dogs started to drown out, and became almost mute in the mind of Kamina.

He could feel his soul as a separate being inside of him. He focused on having the being move a bit. It work of course as he was previously able to perform such a feat. Having already trained a technique that allowed him to separate his soul made this training much easier. He already had a feel for what he was doing.

He took a step forward, in soul form. Everything the soul could see, he could see as well. Basically his sight only changed by a single step, but it did mean that he was using the technique properly. His soul took another step forward, but without thinking, his body did as well, ending the jutsu immediately.

"Ch." Kamina cursed.

He was overwhelmed by the sound of those barking dogs again. Thrashing and crashing was coming from the room. Instead of opening the door to check on them, he decided to do it with his soul. This was actually a good chance for him to use it as a practical method of scouting. So he cleared his mind once more. The barking and crashing sounds slowly started to fade out from his focus.

His soul started to move once more. His control over it within this jutsu wasn't great, but it did exist. His soul took another step forward. It felt easier to do this time. Though it wasn't so simple as he could do it without thought. He had to concentrate to even get that sort of movement. The soul took another step forward, heading toward the room.

This time the step was successful. Kamina was able to restrain himself from ruining the jutsu. At least to this point at least. His soul stepped forward again. The succession of steps hitting his ego and making him feel like this was easier than it was. Again, his body moved and ended the jutsu. The incesent barking dogs still rampaging about.

'Focus.'

Again, Kamina focused on the task at hand and drowned out all sounds from the dogs. His soul began to slowly move forward, this time in succession. Kamina kept a check on both his ego and his urge to step forward physically. It felt easier this time. Much easier. His soul made it to the door and he instinctively reached for the door knob. When the soul's hand went through, Kamina lost his focus and the jutsu once more ended.

Instantly he was back into his focus and had his soul move forward to the door. He knew he was able to go through the door and pressed forward. The dogs all stopped what they were doing as they were sensitive to this sort of this. Kamina looked down at them with eyes of madness, in soul form of course, and stood there. The dogs didn't make any moves. They were extremely cautious about this being in the room.

Kamina moved around the room in soul form, getting the hang of the jutsu. The dogs simply followed him around with caution. Five hours of this and the old woman returned. Kamina ended the jutsu manually and turned to face her. He didn't feed the dogs but he did walk them around the room. She want to go check their food to see if he did his job.

Two Shunshin and the appearance that he fed the dogs was undeniable for him. The old woman was grateful and let him go without any trouble. This boring mission of walking the dogs was made simple thanks to his new jutsu. Being able to move around in soul form was going to be a great advantage for the Taki shinobi.

[Fui]

+10 learned

[Dr. Neuro, RN]

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Name: Disobedient Children Will Be Punished!
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 Days (48 Hours)
Difficulty: Easy
Objective: Help a team of searchers locate a missing teen.
Description: A teenage girl has gone missing from a party at her house last night. It is suspected that she had left with a boyfriend or a couple of friends despite she was instructed to remain in her room. Her parents have asked for a team of up to three shinobi to track down the daughter and bring her back to the house and to report who she was with upon finding her.
Reward: 3,125 Ryo for a Non-Ninja; 4,000 Ryo for a Ninja.

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Kamina exited the Takikage tower and was on his fourth mission. He was getting through them pretty quickly and had an easy time with the previous ones. He was expecting this one to go just as easily. A God such as himself wouldn't be so hard pressed to handle these simple D Rank missions. He pressed forward, heading toward his next destination.

Finally he came across a house that looked like it had been completely trashed. There were single red cups all over the yard, toilet paper, people were passed out. It definitely looked like a party took place. Kamina walked past all of this mess and found the door wide open. These people lost their daughter after this party? Who would have thought.

Kamina knocked on the open door. A man came stumbling toward him with a strange look in his eyes. "Hey buddy! You gotta.. hick... give me back my... hick... daughter." He planted his finger in Kamina's chest, actually accusing the shinobi of taking the one that obviously ran away from this monstrosity of a party.

Kamina's deadpan eyes gazed down at the man. "I'm here to find the brat. Do you have any idea where she might have gone?" The stench of alcohol was exuding from the mans breath and Kamina couldn't bare the smell of it much longer. He would of taken the mans head the moment they crossed paths if the situation were different.

"That little bitch... hick... ran off with her... hick... boyfriend." Replied the drunk father.

Kamina turned away and walked out of the house as quickly as he could. His saw pictures of the girl on the wall and knew what he was looking for. He didn't want to smell this man any longer. He couldn't bare to look at the mess of a home either. As soon as he left, he looked around the neighborhood. She obviously wasn't anywhere around.

Kamina used a Shunshin and stood atop the roof of the house, looking around even more. Still he saw nothing. To avoid having to converse with the drunkard, Kamina climbed in through an upstairs window to the house and found himself in the girls room. He saw her laptop open with her social media website still up.

Lisa:Sometimes I just want to leave!
Nick: Then come with me, baby.
Lisa:But my dad said he would kill me if I ever ran away.
Nick:He won't kill you baby cakes. Just come run away from me!
Lisa:You always know what to say.
Nick:Oh yeah, baby babes cake?
Lisa:^.^
Nick:======)
Lisa:Really?
Nick:==)
Nick:Let's just meet up at the Ramen stand in the morning babe.
Lisa:Kk

Kamina knew exactly where they were talking about and did another Shunshin out of the house, then used it a couple more times to reach a different area of the village. This area was full of businesses and among them was a famous ramen shop. Kamina walked through the district and made his way to the shop. He opened the curtain door and saw the girl with a boy.

"So baby, you wanna go out of town with me?"

"Yes."

"No." Replied Kamina. The two looked at him with wide eyes, shocked that they were found so quickly. "You're coming with me." Kamina said to the girl as he grabbed her by the hair and started dragging her out of the stand.

"Hey, she didn't pay!" The shop owner baked out.

"Fuck off." Replied Kamina.

The boy ran out of the stand and cut Kamina's path off with both arms spread wide. "I won't let you take her back there! She is my baby girl cake shot and I can't let her get beat by her dad any more! I'll die before she goes back."

Kamina smirked as he grabbed the hilt of his sword. "I can make that happen, boy." The boy didn't know how to react and backed down right away. He didn't stand a chance against a shinobi. Let alone one of Kamina's caliber. Kamina dragged her by her hair toward her house.

The girl kicked and screamed the entire way. She was as big of an annoyance as her father was. Kamina couldn't wait to gt this mission over with. She beg and pleaded for the ninja to let her go. It wasn't going to happen. Kamina didn't give two shits about her father beating her.

Kamina dragged her through the messy yard and threw her in the house. "Your brat is returned. She was with some guy named Nick. My mission is complete." Kamina watched as the dad caught the girl with a pretty good right hook. The girl screamed in pain.

"Stupid little bitch! Don't ever run away again!"