Post by Z-state on Dec 30, 2015 14:06:28 GMT -7
Kado woke up one day and looked around his room. He realized something just then: That he just didn't care no more! So he went out of his bed and stripped butt naked and went down to the bar and proceeded to dance naked in the street until:
The hottest group of strippers ran up to him and for no apparent reason they began all getting buttnaked and dancing together. And then this fat chuunin dude who looked like he came from some pig clan came running up after them saying, "Hey you can't do that because I say so and thats it! (Fart)" And then Kado got a huge boner in public and was like ," WHATEVER FUCKER! GO EAT A DICK! FAGOOT" And then the pig ninja was like " I'll TEACH YOU HOW TO ACT WITH HOMOSEXUALITY AND SHIT! HERE SMOOKE A CIGARETTE!" And then he tried to use some genjutsu and a trick from the kasuta clan to get Kado to smoke a cigarette that looked like a dick.
Kado was IMMEDIATLEY snatched up by a van loaded with THE HOTTEST WOMEN he'd ever seen in his life. They looked like Million dollar porn stars, and they took him home somewhere far away in a big mansion and he got laid all night long. Unfortunately he also did a bunch of drug's that night because the fun was so great he couldn't handle himself. He ended up doing like 4 8 balls of methamphedamine, and took like 5 crack rocks about the size of his thumb to the face along with 2 viagra pills, and smoked an ounce of marijuana, with 3 beer's, and 4 shots of vodka. Everything woulda been fine and he would have simply had a great night for once except he forgot to not do SO MANY DAMN DRUGS at a time, and then try to stay up all night revving his engine and blowing blocks for hour's. HE SHOULDA JUST DID A LITTLE BIT AND THEN ENJOYED SOME FUN WITH LIFESAVER WOMEN, BUT INSTEAD HE ENDED UP TAKING WAAAAAAY TOO MANY DRUGS IN AN HOUR AND JUST DIED IN ECSTACY!
Scrap out!
The hottest group of strippers ran up to him and for no apparent reason they began all getting buttnaked and dancing together. And then this fat chuunin dude who looked like he came from some pig clan came running up after them saying, "Hey you can't do that because I say so and thats it! (Fart)" And then Kado got a huge boner in public and was like ," WHATEVER FUCKER! GO EAT A DICK! FAGOOT" And then the pig ninja was like " I'll TEACH YOU HOW TO ACT WITH HOMOSEXUALITY AND SHIT! HERE SMOOKE A CIGARETTE!" And then he tried to use some genjutsu and a trick from the kasuta clan to get Kado to smoke a cigarette that looked like a dick.
Kado was IMMEDIATLEY snatched up by a van loaded with THE HOTTEST WOMEN he'd ever seen in his life. They looked like Million dollar porn stars, and they took him home somewhere far away in a big mansion and he got laid all night long. Unfortunately he also did a bunch of drug's that night because the fun was so great he couldn't handle himself. He ended up doing like 4 8 balls of methamphedamine, and took like 5 crack rocks about the size of his thumb to the face along with 2 viagra pills, and smoked an ounce of marijuana, with 3 beer's, and 4 shots of vodka. Everything woulda been fine and he would have simply had a great night for once except he forgot to not do SO MANY DAMN DRUGS at a time, and then try to stay up all night revving his engine and blowing blocks for hour's. HE SHOULDA JUST DID A LITTLE BIT AND THEN ENJOYED SOME FUN WITH LIFESAVER WOMEN, BUT INSTEAD HE ENDED UP TAKING WAAAAAAY TOO MANY DRUGS IN AN HOUR AND JUST DIED IN ECSTACY!
Scrap out!
