Prank War! (Mission Thread)

[Utahhikari-Satu]

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Name: Prank War!
Rank: D
IIC Length: --
Difficulty: easy
Objective: help a nobles son prank his friends.
Description: a young noble and his friends have recently stated a village wide prank war, its your job to help the young noble prank all 5 of his friends. (each prank is one post)
Reward: 16,000 Ryo

    Satu read the request and met with the petitioner for it. He was a well dressed young man that had a virtuous air of nobility to him. His name was Ferv and he expressed to Satu he would never sink to personally attack his friends directly but they were asking for this and so he requested aid to not sully his hands with the tediousness of playing a good prank. Satu and the young lad would would see the first mark and Satu was instructed to deliver a candy apple (that was actually an onion) to the lad whom his employer said was named Dahv.

    The boy hid behind a stock barrel as the friend took the bait after Satu asked, "Are you Dahv? This is for you". He would sink his teeth into it and almost immediately spit out the thing in disgust and distaste. "What is your problem!" the young noble would scream in Satu's face. Just then his friend would jump out from behind the barrel and shout "Got you Dahv!"  A smile would sweep over Dahv's face and he would say, "Awe you got me Ferv," he would look in Satu's direction, "It's cool I guess I had that coming from last week, we got Ferv really good." Ferv would invite Dahv along to prank the next friend and they began plotting awhile over teas at a cafe near by.

    Satu chuckled in anticipation of how good the next prank sounded. The intelligence of Ferv was not to be trifled with, and Dahv was all game for the next attack of his friend's machination. Satu sipped his tea and nodded as Ferv strategically and excitedly described details of what the trio would attempt next.


 

[Utahhikari-Satu]

  

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Name: Prank War! (2nd Post)
Rank: D
IIC Length: --
Difficulty: easy
Objective: help a nobles son prank his friends.
Description: a young noble and his friends have recently stated a village wide prank war, its your job to help the young noble prank all 5 of his friends. (each prank is one post)
Reward: 16,000 Ryo

    Having acquired another to the group this next prank would be easier. The three would invite the second mark to a park they had visited earlier in preparation. The next prank victim was named Priv. They would make a game of having a race once they met up with Priv. There was a track around the park and a large tree at the bend where they stood.

     Satu would start the race around the park and meet the victor once one of them made it clear around. "Are you ready, then set, and GO!" The three sprinted and Dahv and Ferv smiled at eachother as they purposely dropped pace to allow for Priv to get the lead. Priv made his way around to the home stretch. "This one's in the bag I'm afraid." He would shout back at his would be competitors.

    Satu had drawn a long string from a branch in the tree and tied it to a bench across the track. The young Priv tripped the line and as he crossed the finish a bucket of milk came down over him. He was soaked in lactic nourishment. "Yea you won alright!" Shouted Ferv. Priv would walk toward his friends and admit he was caught by the prank. "I should have known when you let me take the lead you sly foxes." Priv would take a moment to recover from the humiliation but would also join them in the pranking of another friend.

[Utahhikari-Satu]

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Name: Prank War! (3rd post)


Rank: D
IIC Length: --
Difficulty: easy
Objective: help a nobles son prank his friends.
Description: a young noble and his friends have recently stated a village wide prank war, its your job to help the young noble prank all 5 of his friends. (each prank is one post)
Reward: 16,000 Ryo

    The quartet moved to set things up for the third mark. Satu, Ferv, Dahv, and Priv all came to the consensus that this prank would require a little finesse as the mark intended was a rough-around-the-edges young girl. Her name was Sav, Satu learned she was attending a dance recital. The four of them entered the hall to meet her after her recital had finished and presented the young lady a box decorated with a congratulatory bow.

    Sav would look at the three boys and then look at Satu, "How much did they pay you?" Satu would smirk in response and ask, "What do you mean?" The girl would answer back with a sassy undertone, "Those three would never attend one of my recitals unless they were plotting something, all because FERV," she would say glaring at Satu's contractor, "Can't believe we got him so good last week." Satu would shoot a discouraged look at Ferv who would interject, "Well I guess we can't fool you Sav,"

    Satu would open the box to reveal five cream filled cakes. Satu and the other boys would each take one and exclaim, "Well done Sav, Cheers!" They would each bite into them and revel in delight over the taste and texture of the moist citrus cake laced with a creamy vanilla and lemon filling. Sav couldn't control herself and she grabbed the confection from the box and bit into it. "Mustard! bleh! You know I cannot stand mustard!" The boys all burst into laughter as Sav threw the cake at Priv and then shoved Dahv, landing a firm punch into the arm of Ferv. She would stop put the cake back in the box and regain her resolve. She would spit out the cake bits from between her teeth and say, "We are gonna get Taev next right?" 

[Utahhikari-Satu]

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Name: Prank War! (4th Post)


Rank: D
IIC Length: --
Difficulty: easy
Objective: help a nobles son prank his friends.
Description: a young noble and his friends have recently stated a village wide prank war, its your job to help the young noble prank all 5 of his friends. (each prank is one post)
Reward: 16,000 Ryo

    Taev was known for admiring tea cups at a local fine china supply. The five of the friends would get him as he was browsing for leisure until he headed home for the day. Ferv would bring a tea cup from home and give it to Satu along with instructions and have him follow Taev inside the shop. Satu would follow behind his mark tightly and allow for only misgiving smiles when the boy looked at him oddly. This would continue for a few more moments until Satu made his move as instructed.

    Satu would toss the cup up into the air at such an angle it would spin above the posterior of the boy just long enough for Satu to make distance about a foot or two between them before it crashed into the floor behind the boy. The clerk at the front rushed over to investigate the clatter. "Taev what happened?" The boy would look behind him and see the shattered cup on the floor and the clerk would insist he step back as she fetched a broom. 

    Taev would look in Satu's direction as he stood over the mess he believed he made. Satu would walk up to the boy and shake his head as if to be disappointed. "That was quite an expensive cup young man, his mother is going to be upset you know."  Taev would look at Satu perplexedly, "What are you saying?" The other young nobles would stick their faces in the window. "You Guys!!!!!" Taev would stamp a foot and rush outside. "Serves you right after what you lot put me through last week." Ferv would say to Taev. Satu would explain to the clerk the cup was actually not part of her inventory and proved his story by showing her the contract he made with Ferv.

[Utahhikari-Satu]

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Name: Prank War! (5th post)
Rank: D
IIC Length: --
Difficulty: easy
Objective: help a nobles son prank his friends.
Description: a young noble and his friends have recently stated a village wide prank war, its your job to help the young noble prank all 5 of his friends. (each prank is one post)
Reward: 16,000 Ryo

    Satu had completed his mission and made to depart for Kusakage keep when Ferv came up to him to thank him. "This was alot of fun today," Satu would gesture a wave at the five of the young nobles were definitely skilled pranksters. "One day you will all make fine stealth practitioners, til then do not be so rough with eachother." Sav would say to Satu, "We only prank each other because we are so close. We can count on one another to keep each other from living too seriously." Dahv would say, "Yea we only prank someone if we consider them a real friend." Taev and Priv would stand on either side of Satu and pat him on the back, "No hard feelings to you or Ferv we do this all the time," Taev would say. Priv would tell Satu, "Its a good friend that can take being the one who is subject of a prank, and laugh about it after right Satu?"

    Satu would smile and agree, bidding them farewell as he headed back to Kusakage keep. Upon reaching the keep's entrance a fellow shinobi would wave for his attention. "Can I help you?" Satu would say. I needed to tell you that this was on your back. The Kusa nin would hand him a paper. When inspecting it Satu would read aloud, "Gotcha! Genin!" Satu would feel a flustering flush of embarrassing rage and then crumple the paper up. He would stand there and shake his head cupping his face into the palm of his hand and begin laughing. "Yea they got me," He would say to the helpful passerby. The ninja asked,"Who?" to which Satu replied, "My new friends."