Road To Bootysmith [18 SNVL]

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

$ell Some Weed
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 posts
Difficulty:Low risk
Objective: Sell the weed for Ayis.
Description: One of the biggest nerds of Yukigakure, Ayis, has developed a new marijuana strain and needs someone to get his stuff on the market. $ell a whole bag of weed in 24 hours and return the money to Ayis or he'll throw books at you.
Reward: 16,000 Ryo
GM Required: No

Get Back That Paper
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 Posts
Difficultly: Medium risk
Objective: Get everyone who owes Ayis money to pay him back.
Description: Nerd boy Ayis recently got rich, loaned a couple of people money and now some refuse to pay him back. Use any means necessary to get Ayis' money back but no killing unless you can cover it up real smooth.
Reward: 18,000 Ryo
GM Required: No

[Claws of the Tundra]

[Making an official post to say these are cleared missions.]

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

He wished to continue training until he mastered drunken boxing but couldn't concentrate on a sober mind, therefore the darker half of the being known as TEvin Murtaugh took to the streets in search of a cannabis dealer. He felt very displeased with his other half for not returning quickly with the weed like he promised and planned to teach him a lesson when he found him. Dressed in a red long sleeved shirt and black skinny jeans, TEviO went corner to corner asking those who appeared to be potheads where he could purchase marijuana. Most people claimed to have no idea where he could find his beloved flower, except one guy who told him about a club with the finest strain and gave him directions to find it.

The dark soul followed the path showed to him and headed for the club, but before he could get there he discovered something that made him a bit worried. Not far from a large building which he guessed to be the kage's tower, a silver chain that matched the one he owned lied on the cold, white snow. He picked it up for inspection, and when he saw the metal plate engraved with his village symbol he was certain the chain was his own. He knew himself well enough to know that he would never abandon his beloved chain. Had something happened to his twin? He was going to investigate how his chain came to be on the ground later, for now he needed to satisfy his craving. After wearing the chain around his neck his all black Chuck Taylor's crushed the snow beneath their soles as he marched forth in search of a certain club.

A smirk covered the Waterfall ninja's face when he finally arrived outside Club Neh. He entered the place confidently with his usual bounce and asked for a dude named Ayis, whom he found chilling in the lounge with a couple of babes. "Yo, you Ayis? I was told you got the best weed in town, son. Lemme have some." TEviO said to Ayis, before he made himself comfortable on the sofa next to a hot babe. Ayis made a single gesture, one of his men went to the storeroom and returned with a bag full of cannabis to hand to the Kamyuja. Without wasting time TEviO, found rolling papers and rolled himself a fat joint. It only clocked to him after he had finished smoking that he had to pay. "Think I might've forgotten my wallet at home." He scratched the back of his head after searching his pockets to find he had no money on his person.

Ayis eyed the man head to toe before opening his mouth to speak, "Worry not, you just sell me this bag and we'll be good. I'll even pay you for the job." TEviO knew he could beat the shit out of Ayis and all his men and walk out of the club with the weed but was high as fuck and felt at peace that he accepted the offer. "Try to run away with my merchandise I'll find you, torture you and kill everyone you love, hear?" Ayis threatened. "Whatever, Ayis." The Kamyuja grabbed the bag of weed and left the club. He went to the markets where it was busy, chilled outside a store leaning against a wall and rolled himself another joint. He bombed a smoke out in public and observed to see if anybody was interested in what he was doing.

[Freddy Krueger]

[Enter]


Another chilled day in Yukigare. The young Iori walking the snowy streets of his beloved village he decided to take a stroll in the market in search of something to feed his curiousity. He was wearing velvet blue shoes with red bottoms,a red cargo pant from abroad which held his 15 kunai & shrunken, his regular white fur coat and a chain around his neck which has Meddusa's face as an emblem. His hair was loose held by a gold coloured bandana with lots of G's on it. The young man looked hella devilish with so much confidence you could see this boy was born to walk in the Met Gala.


As he walked in the market he spotted a guy. Not just a guy, a man a rather strange man blowing smoke in the public not giving any fucks. Freddy approached this man "Yo dude, what in the world are you smoking" he asked. It's not everyday you see a shinobi smoking in Yukigare not to mention marijuana where in the world did this man grow this thing. It's certainly not in the land of snow due to the harsh conditions of this beloved country.

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

"Mary Jane, won't you marry me?
Mary Jane, won't you marry me?
Fucked around with Eve, now she in love with me
I'm in love with you, so won't you marry me?
When I say, Mary Jane, won't you marry me?
Mary Jane, won't you marry me?
Fucked around with Eve, now she in love with me
But I'm in love with you, so won't you marry me?
When I say, Mary Jane (yeah, yeah)
Aye, aye, aye Mary Jane (yeah, yeah)
Skrrr, skrr, skrr Mary Jane (yeah, yeah)

I said Mary let's get married on the spot
She said TEvii is you ready for the high?
Pull her closer then I roll another one
Cannot function unless I have you by my side..."

The Waterfall ninja joyfully sang and rapped with occasional pauses here and there to take a drag of his marijuana cigarette. He knew his job was to sell the stuff but instead he was smoking and enjoying himself with not a care in the world. Laws were different from country to country, he didn't know where Yuki stood in terms of marijuana usage but none of that mattered, at least not to the big bad Kamyuja youth. He just couldn't get enough of the sweet scent this flower gave off. TEviO paused his rapping and put on a smile, seeing someone approach. "Sup lil man? Oh, this here the best weed you'll ever find, son. Wanna buy some? Here, hit this." he spoke cheerfully offering the boy the joint he'd been puffing. His eyelids fell low, eyes turned red as he now felt the effects of Ayis's strain.

[Freddy Krueger]

"you must be on some weird shit singing like that man".looking amused by this strange man's awkward singing "Mary Jane ain't gon marry you singing like that pal". He exploded in laughter😂 This man is clearly sleeping on himself he should be having a career in being a stand up comedian not selling weed in the snow. Freddy's curiosity got the better of him again "yeah sure pass the joint fool". He couldn't resist this blunt smelled like the garden of Eden Freddy wasn't just going to let this happy man enjoy it all alone.

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

The usual TEviO would've been offended and reacted with violence, but this was high TEviO and he felt so peaceful that he even found the little man's silly remarks funny. This was by far the highest he'd ever been, he thanked the creator above for letting him find this snowy place as it had the best weed he'd ever smoked. "The fuck you mean she ain't gonna marry me? Mary my bitch!" he laughed with the little man for a short while before his face put on a serious expression after remembering he had a job to do. "Hey, you wanna make some dough?" He inquired before reaching for his bag to unzip it showing the boy the bouquet of Mary Jane it contained.

He shut his eyes taking a deep breath, sniffing the aroma radiating from his bag. "As you can see I got a lot of buds in here. Sell this stuff and you'll be well paid." He split the cannabis into two and offered the one in the plastic bag to the boy, keeping the remaining half for himself. "By the way, what's your name, son?"

[Freddy Krueger]

"hehe chill just playing with ya"
The young Freddy replied without wanting to cause any emotional harm to the outsider.
After all the outsider was minding his own business, literally. "of course I wanna make some dough" He replied positively.

That other dude showed him another bag full of weed it looked organic alright any person who smoked weed could buy this stuff. " damn man no wonder Adam & Eve ate from the Garden of Eden, this shit look holy but with evil intensions". He said while looking at this bag full of organic weed. He felt excited because he knew it was bad. He took a closer look at the weed and took out one of the heads and put it in front of his nose & took a deep breathe in & smelled it. This was the shit alright. "The name is Iori. But you can call me Freddy, what's your name?"

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

The kid seemed to be a motormouth but TEviO didn't mind since he agreed to help sell the merchandise. This was great due to the fact that he would finish selling quicker than he would have on his own. His focus constantly drifted from reality and back as the marijuana in his system played ping-pong with his brain. He considered Mary Jane his first wife because she gave him the sweetest sensation he had ever felt - food tasted better, music sounded doper and the thotties looked even hotter. He couldn't help but smile, showing how happy and peaceful he felt inside. He was in a state where all his pain and worries melted into nothingness.

When asked for his name the Kamyuja held his chin in a thinking posture and tilted his head up as if his name was written somewhere in the sky. "For the time being you may call me TEv. Now this is how we're gonna do this - you gonna take the east side, I'll take the west. We meet back here when done, ayt?" He took off heading to the west part of the market and stopped a couple meters from his newly made friend to yell out something he had forgotten to tell the kid, "And oh Fred, if you run wit my stuff I'll punch your bitch and rape your mom in front your dad."

[Freddy Krueger]

This guy says his name is Tev.
The was a lot of unanswered questions in Freddy's mind about where this guy had come from, you can see clearly his not from around here.
This wasn't a time to make friends all that I desired was money.
Money meant a lot to the young Freddy even if it meant selling drugs or killing to obtain it, it shall be done.

"very well than I'll go this way"He turned away from Tev and quickly went to the direction Tev told him about in search of customers. He found a nice corner nearby it was dodgy but nice, well at least if you up to no good.
He would stand there and approach any civilization coming his way.

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

Rapping his way through the western part of the market, TEviO walked with his bag of marijuana exposed as so to advertise the product. Many people who saw the flowers were amazed and quickly bought some, others even paid more than the prize he charged. The Kamyuja himself was impresses with how Ayis took good care of his weed. There weren't any sticks nor seeds, or anything unpleasant in his weed. Everything about Ayis' strain was perfect but only one thing was missing, a name. A dope strain deserved a dope name and he had the perfect one in mind. Bootysmith kush! He couldn't wait to finish selling and go back to Ayis to tell him about the cool name he came up with for this awesome strain.

In only fourty five minutes the whole bag of weed was no more. He had planned to save some for himself but the many customers he had made him forget. TEviO wasn't worried though, he was certain Ayis had more of this stuff. Quickly he returned to where he had been standing earlier to wait for his young friend's return. He knew it was risky handing a stranger a bag of weed and expecting them to return with the money, he guessed he only made that reckless decision because he was high as shit. He counted the money he made as he waited for Freddy.

[Freddy Krueger]

Freddy was amazed at how business was booming in Yuki. It could be becbecause of the rare floral region in this land of the snow. He sold the product to as many customers he could find, or should I say find him.
In the drug business you don't find customers they find you, boy did they find him.

He had a lot of guap with him so much bank he thought of hustling a hustler but he knew the rules that you just don't hustle a hustler. What was left for him to do now was to return the profits back to Tev he knew that maybe if he sticks around with Tev he could learn more about this business and get lots of profit. Selling weed was fun he he quickly went back to where he left Tev and found him already there waiting for him. "Here's your money, now what's the deal?". He asked while showing him the money he had made from selling that weed.

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

As he waited for his new friend to return, TEviO kept himself busy by counting the money he made. He was so concentrated on counting dough he didn't see his little friend return, he only noticed the boy when he started talking right in front of him. "Good job, Fred. Now we go see that Ayis dude." He said after snatching the money from Freddy's hands. With Ayis' money safely inside the dark soul's pockets, he left the market and headed back to Club Neh.

In the club he found Ayis at the same spot he had left him, threw him his money and after getting paid he made an attempt to leave but was stopped. "I'll pay you loads more if you get my money back from these people and teach them a lesson for me." Ayis spoke as he handed TEviO a list of names, addresses and the amount each person owed. Without a word the Kamyuja accepted the list and headed to complete his new task with his new buddy, if he chose to come along.

[Freddy Krueger]

Freddy saw his new friend Tev enter this club with a booty emblem. There was a big ass bouncer guarding the entrance and since Freddy was or should I say looked young he decided not to even try his luck with the bouncer instead stood next to him while he wait for Tev "nigga what are they feeding you?" he teased the bouncer a bit because he looked so big. He was lucky the bouncer just looked at him & didn't even utter a word to Freddy.



" Tev better return with my guap fuck it whats the hold up" he said while looking at his watch. This picking up cash thing was a drag he didn't know why Tev could've just robbed this Ayis character & we split the money. Maybe he's a man with a plan and Freddy sure ain't a fan.

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

The list of names was long but luckily the Kamyuja had Freddy to help out. "Why you waiting outside, don't like nude bitches?" he asked Freddy after exiting the club. TEviO stood next to his little friend and the bouncer to take a quick look at the list. The names of people owing Ayis was arranged with the one who owed the most at the top and the one with the least at the bottom. After counting the number of people on the list, he learned that there were twelve of them and so tore the paper in half and handed the bottom part to Freddy along with his payment for selling weed. "We gonna get back Ayis' money from these fools, and we gonna do this like we did with the weed. You handle them fools on your list, I'll handle mine, we meet here thereafter, ayt?"

After explaining how they'd handle getting Ayis his money back, TEviO wasted no time standing outside the club. Being from foreign lands, he struggled with finding the addresses but after asking around he managed to find them. Getting the people to pay back the money wasn't easy but he enjoyed it, he had to punch, choke and threaten most of them. One of the people on the list was a struggling mother whom TEviO fucked on some fifty shades type of shit then promised to talk to Ayis for her all because the pussy was the bomb. After getting to all the names on his list, the Kamyuja returned back to the club to return the money to that nerdboy Ayis.

[Freddy Krueger]

"Oh go fuck yourself ". He said when Tev asked if he was afraid of booty. "The reason why I'm here is because I don't want no baby mamma drama inside this bitch".

He noticed that Tev ain't come back with the paper but instead he literally came with a piece of "paper". What in the world is this guy still high or what? Freddy thought to himself but when he took a closer look he saw a list of names written in bold.

So he looked at Tev hoping that he'll explain this nonsense to him. This turned out to be bad guys on debt. Tev ripped the page in half and he gave the other half to Freddy. He'll go retrieve the other half of bag guys owing while Freddy go the other way, and of they went.

Freddy waisted no time he first used his fists and then asked questions later so that they know he mean business, after all Freddy is a businessman. He collected all the cash owing and returned to the checkpoint in the club and saw Tev also making his way back.

[💚AyZe💥]

oopsie! 

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

"Fre-dddy! That was quick, son. How did you do it?" he spoke out cheerfully, curious to know how the boy managed to do his job so quick, "we're going inside to grab a drink, right? " Entering he found Ayis in the lounge, puffing on a cigar while getting his body touched by four hot chicks who dressed in attires well suited for pole dancers. "Living the lavish life, huh Ayis," TEviO said jokingly, handing Ayis the money, expecting Freddy to do the same, and then waited for Ayis to hand them their payment.

Ayis was pleased with the quickness of how both men did the job, he immediately handed each a bag of weed and paid them well for what they did for him. "If you guys ever need to make a quick buck, I'm always looking for men like you." Ayis addressed both men with a warm smile and a gentle tone. While in the club TEviO instinctively scanned the whole place, counted the number of guards Ayis had and measured how powerful each of them were by observing their movements and actions.

After finishing with Ayis, the Kamyuja took a sit in front the bar to order a glass of Hennessey on the rocks. "So Fred, what is it that you do round here?" he'd curiously ask his young companion if he came to sit alongside him. He had never really been a fan of alcohol but after the training he did with the old man and the long day he had he felt the need for a drink. As he sipped his drink he heard a guy yelling and looked around to find Kim, the woman he boned a couple minutes ago, getting scolded for being late. For some unknown reason he didn't like how the man was talking to the woman, he immediately went there to shut him up with a single punch to the head, and just like that the guy fell to the cold floor unconscious.

Seeing one of their dudes get taken down, Ayis' men saw the Kamyuja as a threat and charged at him for an attack only to each receive a devastating blow that knocked them out cold. By this moment everything in the club had stopped, all eyes were on the Takigakure shinobi. He slowly walked towards Ayis, took the money they had given him which was about 250k. "Yo, Fred, go get the weed and money in the safe. It's over there." he pointed to the storeroom. Ayis and everyone in the club froze in their position in shock. "Sorry to be robbing you, Ayis, but I'm a bad guy. This is what I do."

[Freddy Krueger]

Upon meeting with Tev that nigga was so shocked to see Freddy get the job done in a flash. This guy clearly doesn't see my headband I'm from Yukigakure fool I know stuff & I know some people. That was just a thought to himself though as he only raised an eyebrow in response.

I followed Tev inside this club full of women with booties that got minds of their own. Booty was so hypnotic Freddy couldn't help himself but stare feeding his lust for bad girls. He followed Tev to this guy named Ayis smoking a cigar. When Tev sat down and gave Ayis his money Freddy thought he'd do the same since there was lots of men guarding this Ayis character. "So huh.. Your mom named you Ayis?"He said to this man with a cigar to avoid being labelled as a shy guy since this was his first time chilling with man.

Ayis just laughed at him and said if we need a quick buck we must halla at him. Yeah right baldylox. I also decided to get me a drink since Tev is getting one. "Yo barman a corona will do for me" he wasn't in the mood for strong alcohol a beer was fine so he can think clearly on whatever devious plan was on mind. "what I do? Nigga I grew up here, not sure if you noticed but I'm a genin around these parts (sips a corona)

A few minutes of fooling around there was a commotion with some fine young lady over something that seemed to bother Tev. Seemed like he knew this lady or something. When Tev decided he should go stop this fight but started another instead. I watched as he punched this man with such force that I decided to watch this Tev guy. I needed to know who I was dealing with, is this guy useful or should I just leave & go home? No here starts another fight this time with Ayis's goons. He completely annihilated them as I sat there sipping my corona minding my own business like a businessman that I am. He gave me an instruction to rob Ayis & showed me the safe. I got the money from Ayis's safe "damn that's a lot of cash" he said while looking at this bag of money. Just when we were about to leave the club I stopped Tev for a minute and walked straight to Ayis & punched his sorry ass in the mouth! "wipe yourself Ayis, you're bleeding" He said to poor Ayis after he punched him & gave him a tissue. He wasn't gonna let Tev do all punching alone, I wasn't having that. Went straight to the exit door with a bag full of cash...

[🔥Bootysmith🍑]

PimP That Booty
Rank: C
IIC Length: 4 Posts
Difficulty: Medium risk
Objective: Manage the ladies and make sure they are safe at all times.
Description: Recognizing the inner pimp in you, a couple of ladies approached you and requested your help in running their night business. Make sure all the ladies are safe and paid in full for their services.
Reward: 35K
GM: No