Looking For Double Trouble [Sober Days Adventures]

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In a brand new purple suit that still smells fresh as fuck, TEv checked if he had brought all his weapons as he headed to the port. After reaching the port, he only waited several minutes until the ship arrived. Ships were his least favourite mode of transport, but to get to his destination quick he knew he had to board a ship. Taking a break from marijuana, the man knew his journey would be long and less interesting. That's what he thought until he got on board and saw a few baddies. After unloading some packages and gaining a few passengers, the transport continued its journey North West. As it sailed through the deep, blue ocean, the Lyrical Warrior was busy getting his fuck on with 2 hot blondes in on of the rooms. Some big, muscular man walked about the ship, with a murderous look on his face, searching for his wife and teenage daughter.

Move to Lightning Country.

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Moved to Lightning Cloud.

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Months had passed since taking refuge in this foreign land, it felt like the perfect time to move on. Where should I go next? wondered the Kamyuja as he laid out a map before him and began studying it. Before camping out here he had plans to travel the world doing what he loves. Plans which got derailed by his need to get stronger. Now was the time to follow that plan, but he couldn't get himself to decide where to go next. "Man, you tripping big time! What you need to do is go to Yuki and kill all 'em maahfuckers." Turning his head to check who it is that uttered the words, TEv was surprised to find a guy who looked exactly like him. "Who the fuck are you and why do you look like me?" inquired the Lyrical Warrior curiously examining the man. He knew of only one man with a grin that sinister and eyes that cold, but there was no way this guy before him could be who he was thinking of. That guy only came out when he halved his soul, and he didn't recall doing so.

"Oh, I think you know exactly who I am," replied the man calmly. "I believe I do, but I want to hear you say it." TEv stood from the ground, took two steps towards the man, leaving his map on they ground, and gazed into the man's brown eyes. The TEv lookalike let out a sigh before opening his mouth to speak, "I am TEviO. How am I here? I'll explain since I know that's what you'll want to know next," TEviO brushed his chin gently and looked up to the sky as if asking the heavens for answers, "what you're looking at right now is not actually real. This is all in your head. Does that make sense? Hmm... What I'm tryna say is I'm the part of you that you've hidden from everyone else and even yourself. I've always been here, watching but something was preventing me from coming out unless you did that splitting jutsu of yours, until now. I suspect all 'em drugs you've been taking were the reason for my imprisonment. See, what they did to you in Yuki for a few months you did to me your whole life. Now I'm willing to let it all go if you just let me out, or give me control over our body." TEv took a moment of silence to digest the information. He hadn't detected any form of deception from TEviO's words, and couldn't deny that he had always felt the presence of something dark within him.

"I get what you're saying and I actually believe you. Now tell me, what will you do if I let you out or give you control over 'our' body?" TEv knew how his other self would reply but asked anyway in order to make a point. Go to Yuki and fuck shit up, obviously, responded TEviO confidently. "Yuki is a ninja village, I'm pretty sure they have a dozen ninjas who'd stop us before we could do any harm. How about we first get a decent sword and maybe find allies? You can't possibly hope to make Yuki fall on your own with this useless piece of metal," he explained, pulling out his only remaining Katana to show his other self, "now you lay back and take a nap, I'll find us a weapon that won't shatter when we go to exact out revenge." The plan sounded solid. With a simply headnod, TEviO vanished from sight.

Returning back to his map, TEv knelt down on one knee as he searched for a village with the greatest weaponsmith. The Mist village was known for being home to the world's greatest swordsmen but the village itself wasn't known for being friendly. He'd have decided to go there if not for this reason. The Kamyuja folded his map, and placed it safely inside his pocket, deciding he'd just go around asking whoever he comes across for information on any known weaponsmith. Without thinking twice, the face tatted ninja boarded a ship which was heading south of his position to the nearest island.

Move to Fang 

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Moved to Fang

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Exit.