Have Another Drink...
Mar 31, 2008 22:43:51 GMT -7
Post by ryota on Mar 31, 2008 22:43:51 GMT -7
Sennen Goroshi (One Thousand Years of Pain)
Rank: E-rank
Type: TaiJutsu
A very simple Taijutsu technique with a very over-dramatised name. Forcefully plunges the user's fingers into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions. Sakura dubbed it the "Super Powerful Ass-Poke". However, Naruto figured out the true meaning of the jutsu: it was mainly used with a pointed object (usually a kunai), in order to attack the blindspot of the enemy. When combined with explosive seals, it can even damage Gaara in his semi transformed mode
Rank: E-rank
Type: TaiJutsu
A very simple Taijutsu technique with a very over-dramatised name. Forcefully plunges the user's fingers into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions. Sakura dubbed it the "Super Powerful Ass-Poke". However, Naruto figured out the true meaning of the jutsu: it was mainly used with a pointed object (usually a kunai), in order to attack the blindspot of the enemy. When combined with explosive seals, it can even damage Gaara in his semi transformed mode
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Quite the pleasant little area, the wind gently blowing the viridian-hued leaves about on their branches as dusk settled upon the land. A picture-perfect scenery, ideal for any artist to sit and paint; to pour their souls into their canvas as they work to capture the prism of colors that mother nature had scattered upon the land. However, for the less artistically inclined, it was also the perfect time for a drink. The tavern door was much less exciting to look at, a dull mahogany, thin splits in the wood indicating weak points that an enraged person could probably use to smash the whole barrier in half. Thankfully Ryota was in a relatively decent mood right now, more thirsty than anything. That little detail however, would be removed very soon. Pressing her hand firmly upon the door, it was swung open with a bit of force.
Ah, a familiar atmosphere. One that the standard being of flesh and blood might find absolutely revolting. It smelt strongly of alcohol, but why wouldn’t it? It was a bar after all. A thick layer of smoke hung overhead from the many cigarettes that had been lit, and due to people being too lazy to perform a simple action such as opening a window. The smell of sight didn’t really bother her however, nor did the many pairs of eyes that suddenly fell upon her body, the young woman knowing just exactly what thoughts were running through the heads that held those optics. She shrugged her shoulders, making her way across the room.
Seats up close were her favorite, but that would require kicking someone out of their current position… simple enough.She could always knock someone in the back of the head the shove the unconscious body off of the stool, but sometimes, the more subtle ways were the most effective. The method she had in mind however seemed… almost childish. However, a sharp stab in the ass would certainly get someone to move, would it not? She grinned to herself, withdrawing a kunai and twirling it absentmindedly on her index finger, the soft thud of her boots audible against the hardwood floor. Soon enough, she located a target. The man couldn’t have been much older than she herself was, but he was so lost in his own world that he didn’t notice her approach.
The cool slid against her palm, the tip of the blade just peeking over her index and middle finger. Though her intentions were foul, her approach was calm, her posture casual, and it seemed almost as if the Taijutsu practitioner would start whistling at any moment. A few more steps and she was in range, and without a moments hesitation, the hand shot forward, the point of the weapon jabbing the main sharply on his backside. The drink in his mouth was spit out across the room as he gave a high pitched yelp, literally shooting out of his chair and over the counter, falling onto the floor below. Unable to contain her laughter, the brunette did just that, sitting down and picking up the mug of ale that still sat there. Hey, free drink.
“Oh, you’re too kind.”