Even Old Men Can Run [P]

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Huff-Puff, Huff-Puff

Send me on my way! Had I really slept in on the day before the Chuunin's. It would be my first appearance, and it would certainly prove something if I arrived on time. Confidential information in hand, and the application for registry in the grip of my teeth, I would burst out the confines of my small hut, realizing I forgot to put on my clothes. All the ladies outside would scream in excitement as my dangling participle would flail in the wind. Realizing my mistake, I would rush back in, throw on my get up, and rush back outside, taking notice to the ladies who were now posing in a provocative manner, as if to say 'We want you.' How could I pass up an opportunity like this?

I would swiftly invite them in... wam, bam, thank you ma'am. A little love making always helped in times of excitement. It was a quicky, that was for sure. I would kick their ass out of my house as I would flail my arms in pursuit of the Land of Waves. Here comes the old bastard in his fleeting attempt to surpass all others in the Chuunin Exams. Even I couldn't refrain from one last romp in the sack before indulging myself in the most difficult of tasks I had ever succumbed to in my entire life.

Look out potential Chuunin's, here comes trouble.

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Points: To Nami no Kuni!

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[Koori.]

Moved.