Happy birthday, AMERICA!

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Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 9:07:30 GMT -7

Post by Camus Comprix on Jul 4, 2012 9:07:30 GMT -7

Happy birthday!

Today is the day we celebrate everything that makes us American. Big tits, huge unhealthy hamburgers, nukes, corrupt democracy, overindulgence, everything that makes America, America! Walmart! Fuck yeah! Mac Donald's, fuck yeah! GameStop! Fuck yeah! Facebook fuckyeah'

(plays America fuck yea on loud speakers)

Usiel: It would have been like, "What color should I get my car?" and you said "Fuck your car, eat a sandwich"

Usiel: Ya, hide your hands in a cloak
Usiel: look like you're jacking off in a fight

Flower The Grand Inquisitor Genin Posts: 4,881 Tokens: 6 Class Lvl: "S" Class Craft: Alchemist, Weaponsmith	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 10:00:59 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flower on Jul 4, 2012 10:00:59 GMT -7 ~!!!~ Yay <3
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— zen Genin ☆Warui☆ Posts: 63	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 10:13:16 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by — zen on Jul 4, 2012 10:13:16 GMT -7 One time for the Americans.
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Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 10:22:18 GMT -7

Post by That_Guy on Jul 4, 2012 10:22:18 GMT -7

America
America

America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah

America, Fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah

Terrorists, you're game is through
''cause now you have ta answer to

America, Fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls

America, Fuck Yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now

It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
(Fuck Yeah!)

McDonald's (Fuck Yeah!)
Wal-Mart (Fuck Yeah!)
The Gap (Fuck Yeah!)
Baseball (Fuck Yeah!)
The NFL (Fuck Yeah!)
Rock N' Roll (Fuck Yeah!)
The Internet (Fuck Yeah!)
Slavery (Fuck Yeah!)

Fuck Yeah!

Starbucks (Fuck Yeah!)
Disneyworld (Fuck Yeah!)
Porno (Fuck Yeah!)
Valium (Fuck Yeah!)
Reeboks (Fuck Yeah!)
Fake Tits (Fuck Yeah!)
Sushi (Fuck Yeah!)
Taco Bell (Fuck Yeah!)
Rodeos (Fuck Yeah!)
Bed, Bath and Beyond (Fuck yeah..Fuck Yeah)

Liberty (Fuck Yeah!)
White Slips (Fuck Yeah!)
The Alamo (Fuck Yeah!)
Band-aids (Fuck Yeah!)
Las Vegas (Fuck Yeah!)
Christmas (Fuck Yeah!)
Immigrants (Fuck Yeah!)
Popeyes (Fuck Yeah!)
Democrats (Fuck Yeah!)
Republicans (..Fuck Yeah..Fuck Yeah)
Sportsmanship (...)
Books (....)

Camus Comprix Genin 2680 TP B-ranked 60 SP Posts: 419	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:10:20 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Camus Comprix on Jul 4, 2012 11:10:20 GMT -7 Who votes America top country of the world?
	Usiel: It would have been like, "What color should I get my car?" and you said "Fuck your car, eat a sandwich" Usiel: Ya, hide your hands in a cloak Usiel: look like you're jacking off in a fight

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:11:08 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2012 11:11:08 GMT -7 Canada <3

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Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:40:32 GMT -7

Post by Beautiful Rogue on Jul 4, 2012 11:40:32 GMT -7

This thread is an incredible example of why the rest of the world thinks America is full of arrogant morons who just really have no clue.

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Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:46:45 GMT -7

Post by Camus Comprix on Jul 4, 2012 11:46:45 GMT -7

Jul 4, 2012 11:40:32 GMT -7 Beautiful Rogue said:

This thread is an incredible example of why the rest of the world thinks America is full of arrogant morons who just really have no clue.

It was originally a joke, I can turn it to seriousness. Like have a long post about why we celebrate 4th of July and what it symbolizes.

Usiel: It would have been like, "What color should I get my car?" and you said "Fuck your car, eat a sandwich"

Usiel: Ya, hide your hands in a cloak
Usiel: look like you're jacking off in a fight

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Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:56:47 GMT -7

Post by Beautiful Rogue on Jul 4, 2012 11:56:47 GMT -7

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 11:57:49 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2012 11:57:49 GMT -7 LOOOOOL

Camus Comprix Genin 2680 TP B-ranked 60 SP Posts: 419	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 12:25:42 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Camus Comprix on Jul 4, 2012 12:25:42 GMT -7 Come on! You don't make fun of a person on there birthday! Look you made her cry! And her tears are a thousand nuclear weapons!
	Usiel: It would have been like, "What color should I get my car?" and you said "Fuck your car, eat a sandwich" Usiel: Ya, hide your hands in a cloak Usiel: look like you're jacking off in a fight

Rarilue Genin Posts: 997	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 13:13:19 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rarilue on Jul 4, 2012 13:13:19 GMT -7 America isn`t a democracy it`s a capitalism republic.

kuragari Guest	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 13:16:11 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kuragari on Jul 4, 2012 13:16:11 GMT -7 I prefer this world map www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/offend-everyome-map-world.png

Rarilue Genin Posts: 997	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 13:18:56 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rarilue on Jul 4, 2012 13:18:56 GMT -7 ^ this has just made my day! XD

✗Gohma✗ Genin Rank B - 1870/3000 Posts: 978	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 14:16:25 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ✗Gohma✗ on Jul 4, 2012 14:16:25 GMT -7 That map, was nothing but truth.
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That_Guy Deceased[M:0] Posts: 42	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 19:16:17 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by That_Guy on Jul 4, 2012 19:16:17 GMT -7 Lmao at both maps.

Riku Tadami (Sage) Genin 910 Posts: 568	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 19:54:02 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Riku Tadami (Sage) on Jul 4, 2012 19:54:02 GMT -7 Ewwies oosa , land of superficial stuffs
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Happy birthday, AMERICA! Jul 4, 2012 21:18:09 GMT -7 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2012 21:18:09 GMT -7 That map made me smile. Truth to be sure. Happy birthday to the United States of America - nations rise and nations fall, lets see how much longer we last~!

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Post by Beautiful Rogue on Jul 4, 2012 11:40:32 GMT -7

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Post by Beautiful Rogue on Jul 4, 2012 11:56:47 GMT -7

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