What happened to Lash? (A Murder Mystery)

[Eradnet]

roy said:

Me either....

But that is not the point, I must tell the truth of what truly happen to lash.

It all happend the fateful night, me and lash where dissusion on the matters of world domination when me and him decided it was time. Time to Enlope with each other, so packing up are bags. I got in my car drove to pick up lash and we were on are way to Vages where we would be Intantional known Gay Lovers, married by the man known the King.

But on the way thier are tire blew out and we were starnded in the middle of nowhere, well a couple minutes later a travel caravan of cicrus monkeys picked us up and we now began to work a circuis performs. Are boss was Eradnet's clone at the time, but we couldn't tell at the time cause this eradnet was more hairier then before. Anyway the band of circuis monkeys took us in as their off spring and feed us grubs and worms, a nutrisse meal of anyones day. Their they tought us how to be a monkey, walk, talk, fling poo at one another like a monkey.

Till we picked up this hich hiker, I knew from the beging we saw her she was going to be trouble, but know one belived me so we picked up kisame...that trap. I don't know what it was b ut Lash was captivated by her, a puppet under her finger now. Minutes passed by that felt like days and Eradent was attacked by wild Hotoka's Vicious aniaml's they are. Well to make a longer story short. Lash was impragnated by wild bob cat's and lost his mind, and began to eat penuts where he turned into a beautyfull butterfly and disappeared. And that is how Chrismas was saved.

WINN!!!

[spirit]

Kisame told me that he loved me long time last night

I dunno if I can go with an Asian though. Something about "sucky sucky fife dolla" just turns me off.

[Iroppoi]

LASH GOT KIDNAPPED BY NATSUMI!!!! ;D HE'S IN HER CLOSET

[mtsn]

All these sories are false. It is acctually a combination:

what hotoka said first. but after lash fell off the cliff, natsumi caught him, and stuffed him in her closet. She then got him out, and together they went to Join Tsukiaka, the opposite of Akatsuki, (in which, Deidara really is a girl,) and they then went under cover to the Akatsuki beach party, and they were escorted by the double agent, codenamed: Kisame.

thats really what happened, and thats all I have to say.

[Hmph]

LMAO yep thats what happened

[fang]

That was actually a pretty good combo. ;D

[Eradnet]

eh?

[The Care Bear!!]

Here's what truely happened... This account came straight from him, as I talked to him a couple nights ago. He told me not to tell anyone, but I feel you must all know.



The Spirit of Lash here is not really Lash. It's his twin brother, Steve. Steve has always been jealous of Lash, right from the start. Lash was always better at everything, had better hair, better eyes, better grades, even his crap smelled better. For 18 long years, Steve put up with this, but finally, as all men do, he snapped.

Lash was on a leisurely walk in the early evening when it happened. There, a troupe of missing nin hired by Steve jumped from the bushes, assaulting him with the deadliest weapons in the world... bendy straws. Lash countered with three varieties of cheese and a frozen trout, only to no avail, and the nins captured him. For that night he was held and tortured by drug lords in a small shack just inside the borders of Colombia in order to force him to admit to political corruption and promise to petition the creators of Pixie Stix to add small amounts of cocaine into their formula. He held out viligently, and when left alone for the night, he escaped.

He fled through Brazil and into Tea Country where he took a small rest at a bar he happened to pass by. By this time Steve had been informed that his plan had failed and set up a second trap for Lash to rid him of this world. He knew Lash's uncontrollable addiction to sake, and prepared by cutting chunks out of the back legs of all the stools in the bar that Lash so convently crossed. After a few drinks upon immediately entering the bar, he sat in one of the stools and instantly fell back, hitting his head on the hardwood floor. Steve didn't think through this very well, though, as it only left Lash with a throbbing headache. Upon leaving the bar, he ran into a strange individual on the road and had a conversation that he doesn't quite remember, though he knows it did have something to do with a beach party.

Later down the road, he ran into the missing nin group who had first kidnapped him. they begged and pleaded for his help in a mission they had decided to undertake, and under the promise of a year's worth of sake and enough gold to bathe in, he agreed. The mission was to assault a dungeon guarded by a small family of dragons, a horde of goblins, and a band of pirates, all of which were known to hoard unrealistic amounts of loot, gold, and booty. There they used their best weighted dice and had reasonable success, until, in a rage, the one person not using weighted dice threw all of them under a china cabinet that was too unstable to be moved. After a long string of one's being rolled, Lash was the only one left alive to face the final boss, a dragon of unimaginable proportions.

The battle was long and hard as Lash fought with the efficiency of a professional 40-man raiding party, using kage bunshins that he magically learned along with his Jibun. When the dragon was at 10% life, he unleashed his ultimate fury, destroying all of the kage bunshins. At that point, something snapped in Lash, keeping his rage bar full as he spammed execute in fury stance with t3 epics. His jibun, of course, spammed heals until it was all over. Being the only one in the band of missing nin left, he loaded the last intact pirate ship with all the gold, loot, and booty, and sailed out the cove...

Only to his dismay, the cove led to a rather large waterfall. He managed to bail out just in time and climb onto the cliffside, where a final goblin lunged at him. Maybe it was that all he had been though had taken its toll, or maybe the fury of the goblin at losing all of its gold was too great, but Lash failed to dodge the goblin. There they went, off the steep cliff, following the now wreckage of the pirate ship in the sea below. Lash managed to turn the goblin around to break his fall, fortunately, but he was still knocked unconscious. He awoke a couple days later, having been pulled from the ocean by a familiar voice. It was the person who he had run into outside the bar, Kisame, and he dried himself in front of the huge driftwood bonfire that the Akatsuki had made before joining in their festivities. He is still at that beach party, and has informed me that he does not intend to leave any time soon.

[mtsn]

whats "FTW"



Now that lash has given us more info though the medium of a messenger, we can piece together what happened on the trip to the Akatsuki beach party with Natsumi:

bukase said:

Here's what truely happened... This account came straight from him, as I talked to him a couple nights ago. He told me not to tell anyone, but I feel you must all know.



The Spirit of Lash here is not really Lash. It's his twin brother, Steve. Steve has always been jealous of Lash, right from the start. Lash was always better at everything, had better hair, better eyes, better grades, even his crap smelled better. For 18 long years, Steve put up with this, but finally, as all men do, he snapped.

Lash was on a leisurely walk in the early evening when it happened. There, a troupe of missing nin hired by Steve jumped from the bushes, assaulting him with the deadliest weapons in the world... bendy straws. Lash countered with three varieties of cheese and a frozen trout, only to no avail, and the nins captured him. For that night he was held and tortured by drug lords in a small shack just inside the borders of Colombia in order to force him to admit to political corruption and promise to petition the creators of Pixie Stix to add small amounts of cocaine into their formula. He held out viligently, and when left alone for the night, he escaped.

He fled through Brazil and into Tea Country where he took a small rest at a bar he happened to pass by. By this time Steve had been informed that his plan had failed and set up a second trap for Lash to rid him of this world. He knew Lash's uncontrollable addiction to sake, and prepared by cutting chunks out of the back legs of all the stools in the bar that Lash so convently crossed. After a few drinks upon immediately entering the bar, he sat in one of the stools and instantly fell back, hitting his head on the hardwood floor. Steve didn't think through this very well, though, as it only left Lash with a throbbing headache. Upon leaving the bar, he ran into a strange individual on the road and had a conversation that he doesn't quite remember, though he knows it did have something to do with a beach party.

Later down the road, he ran into the missing nin group who had first kidnapped him. they begged and pleaded for his help in a mission they had decided to undertake, and under the promise of a year's worth of sake and enough gold to bathe in, he agreed. The mission was to assault a dungeon guarded by a small family of dragons, a horde of goblins, and a band of pirates, all of which were known to hoard unrealistic amounts of loot, gold, and booty. There they used their best weighted dice and had reasonable success, until, in a rage, the one person not using weighted dice threw all of them under a china cabinet that was too unstable to be moved. After a long string of one's being rolled, Lash was the only one left alive to face the final boss, a dragon of unimaginable proportions.

The battle was long and hard as Lash fought with the efficiency of a professional 40-man raiding party, using kage bunshins that he magically learned along with his Jibun. When the dragon was at 10% life, he unleashed his ultimate fury, destroying all of the kage bunshins. At that point, something snapped in Lash, keeping his rage bar full as he spammed execute in fury stance with t3 epics. His jibun, of course, spammed heals until it was all over. Being the only one in the band of missing nin left, he loaded the last intact pirate ship with all the gold, loot, and booty, and sailed out the cove...

Only to his dismay, the cove led to a rather large waterfall. He managed to bail out just in time and climb onto the cliffside, where a final goblin lunged at him. Maybe it was that all he had been though had taken its toll, or maybe the fury of the goblin at losing all of its gold was too great, but Lash failed to dodge the goblin. There they went, off the steep cliff, following the now wreckage of the pirate ship in the sea below. Lash managed to turn the goblin around to break his fall, fortunately, but he was still knocked unconscious. He awoke a couple days later, having been pulled from the ocean by a familiar voice. It was the person who he had run into outside the bar, Kisame, and he dried himself in front of the huge driftwood bonfire that the Akatsuki had made before joining in their festivities. He is still at that beach party, and has informed me that he does not intend to leave any time soon.

This all mixes in within the trip to the Akatsuki beach party with Natsumi. You see, when Lash got jumped by the missing nin. Natsumi was knocked unconsious. When she woke up she was worried, could lash have died?
"Surely no!" Natsumi thought.
Natsumi thought that maybe she had been merely tired, and Lash knew that she would catch up. She then went to the Beach Party. And she got there 15.2854324624616334657246 seconds after Lash got there, but only because lash forgot his Tsukiaka robe. They are still partying, as those Akatsuki guys are very unpredictable.

[Eradnet]

what's with the stories? We don't care!!