Stupidity -.-

[| Naota |]

Name: Nao
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Type of Complaint: Character Complaint
Insident Link: narutoforumrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=nonfinishedcharacters&action=display&thread=95648&page=1
Complaint:

Well let's see here. I look at my bio and see that it's been put back into submissions. Here is what I find stupid about the character creation system here. I can even point it out in many different already created characters. Before I go into that I'll ask first.

Q: What is the purpose of needing 5 paragraphs?

I've judged, graded and seen more than my fair share of bios. a lot have have way less words, general grammar and even questionable history itself based on the history of the bloodlimit they are trying to join. I could easily split all my paragraphs into 2 and all of it still be more than most accepted bios original 5 paragraphs. So why badger me about it?

Solution:

Bro, just stop. I've done nothing wrong to deserve any of this unfair treatment by staff entirely. Who now clearly seems hell bent on making my life here a living hell. I'm not breaking any rules, nor being mean to anyone. I only want to rp and you guys being so stickler to something so trivial even though it was wrong in the first place is annoying. I don't point names but I know now that it's clear that I'm being targeted.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

Complaint; No you could not. I checked the word count and sentence amount. You're at barely 5/6 sentences per paragraph. The blockquotes don't give me the illusion that you've written more than you should.

Solution; For the thousandth time no one is targeting you. The people accepting you made a mistake that someone else found and showed me. You were contacted asking to change it and you replied to them telling them to "Please die" and claiming you could split them to look like five.

Thus I moved your bio since you were obviously unwilling to change it otherwise. The rules apply to everyone. Hell look at the bio I just made on this account. I'm in a blood line. I wrote five paragraphs. Each section. That rule applies to a new member the same as it applies to me, and the same as it applies to you.

Lodging a complaint just because you're unhappy that you can't dodge a rule is not cool.

[Coal]

I was always taught that a paragraph should be 3 - 5 sentences, 3 being the minimum, of course, and 5 being a good number, with 7 being the max. Of course, a Paragraph itself is over once the information has been put out and the subject of it changes, that way you don't get run-ons or dribble (You know, when people go on and on about the same thing in different ways and you're just like...UGH!) Lol. So in all actuality, he could probably split his paragraphs.

[The God Damn Otokage]

Except for the fact that the character creation template clearly defines paragraphs as being five to six sentances. Which his are pretty much all exactly. Therefore another paragraph needs to be added.

[Koori.]

I know its tedious, and often times annoying to write so much, but look at is this way.

All you need to do is find one more thing to write five sentences on, and you're good to go. Just five sentences each section (considering you don't need it for only one section) and you're probably good to go. That's it. Thats less than the time / effort you put into making this very same complaint post.

If all else fails, do what any good pioneer would do; Google detailing help. Get em' every time.

[::Himiko::]

I do believe this issue is resolved.
Without no further Objections, considered this locked.