Fuck cats. [T]

[shaman v2]

Failures, the lot of them, my parents arguing again, again, again and again, for fucks sake I can't rest, it's no god dammned use, I can't sleep, sure it's only 2pm but I need to sleep or else I get cranky, like I am now, it's time to beat the living shit out this fat oaf and stupid wench, perhaps I can try to learn some new jutsu, maybe that Wood Shield jutsu or whatever the fuck it's called, when that fat old oaf throws a knife or a beer bottle at me I'd try to fluxuate chakra into my arm, focus down the three elements, Earth, Water and Wood, the earth and water to create the wood and the wood to be the final element of nature, which for those of you not too savy with nin-jutsu will be perplexed by but essentially the reason Earth and Water creates Wood is because they are the main 3 components of nature, Earth is what we live on, Water is what we live on and are surrounded by and Wood is what we use for tools and food (as in vegetables).

I'd roll off of my bed and faceplant the ground, causing a sound to shudder through the sound, the beast has been awakened, I'd crawl over to my wardrobe, tearing off my pyjamas, threads spanning across the floor, I'd get to my knees and tear down a button up shirt, a suit and suit pants from their hangers respectively, I'd stumble upwards with slurred movements, not fully awake, putting on each part of my suit at a good pace, I'd slip on some wooden sandals as I wonder out of my room into the main upstairs corridors, slowly walk down the stairs to reveal the downstairs main room, seeing my father about to smash my mother's face in with a broken beer bottle.

This is my chance to train the technique I guess, a quick dash, a few flickers of handseals and a leap and I'm doing some sort of action movie dive, pointing my hand outwards, a beer bottle about to smash into my hand, quickly focus on my chakra, channel it into my left palm, focus the energy of the earth, water and wood, control it to an appropriate level and...BAM! Shards flew around the room, a small piece of wood stemmed from my hand and was destroyed by the beer bottle, a shard would land into my left hand as I land on my right arm, I'd get upwards with an angry look in my eyes, the technique's meant to be able to withstand several kunai, the fact one beer bottle destroyed it shows that my technique isn't correct yet, however this motherfucker cut my hand up and I'm pissed now, I'd rip the shard out and give my old man a fierce look, wandering towards him.

He'd pull out a switchblade, flicking out the 4 inch long blade, this geezer thinks he can be quicker than my jutsu, "YOU FUCKING NIGGER FREAK, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING WOOD, I KNOW FUCKING SENDING YOU TO THAT GOD DAMMNED ACADEMY WAS A STUPID IDEA" the cockhead would bellow towards me "IF I AM WHITE HOW THE FUCK CAN I BE A NIGGER YOU BRAIN CELL-LESS COCK STRADDLER" I'd scream right back at him with a more aggresive tone, a few more flickers as I stand infront of him, he'd make a quick move for my stomach, quickly, focus chakra into my right hand this time, the chakra travelling through my veins, controlling my chakra to a good amount, now time to wreck this bastard.

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okuton: Tate no Mokuzai no Jutsu (Shield of Wood)
Rank: C
Skill: Ninjutsu
Effect: Creates a small wooden shield in front of the user.
Special: Horse, Rabbit.
Drawback: Can only sustain five D rank attacks OR 3 C rank attacks
Description: The user performs the seals listed and a small wooden shield appears in front of the user. The shield can block kunai and other weapons, or can block low-ranked jutsu (C and D. It’s not very strong, and a few well placed hits will break it easily.
Limit: Must have Mokuton no Jutsu