Writring II

[Aimi Kaguya]

Did my modly duty and paid Solus, Ko, Marii, Rokudai and Loki.

*makes it rain on all of them*

[Solus]

Paid Aimi

[Inoryu]

    Ah. My little pony. That popular movement during the 90's for little girls (and sometimes little boys) everywhere. They were the epitome of sweet, backed by the subliminal messages of television commercials that had every little girl (and sometimes little boy) raving with enthusiasm. "I WANT ONE! THEY'RE SO CUTE!" The dynamics were this. The parents found it easier to say "No" when the child asked for it after having seen the commercial because the child would then be distracted and return to watching their program. But the child secretly knew it was inevitable when they found the little pony at the store, it was almost law that the parent MUST BUY THE TOY. 

    Then the movement progressed. They were being collected by the interested parties (mostly little girls but little boys too, and maybe even some secret adult fan club that also took part in the Furry movement) and some of these collections were vast. The creators were slowly gaining the numbers to execute "Plan Pony". These ponies were devised by an occult that endowed each and every little pony with a terrible demon named Akvashamen. And when the souls of the ponies awakened, they would run about the house, unbeknownst the parents, and the ponies would STEAL THE COOKIES OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR. AND EAT THEM! Which gave rise to that old folk tale song "Who stole the cookie out of the cookie jar." The movement was a success, it was the little pony everytime. And to this day, no one had caught one of these ponies in the act. I just have mystical knowledge to share. And I know things.

Hoarfrost Imp  Write about chocolate milk. 
 

[Aimi Kaguya]

Paid Jyuuken

[Hoarfrost Imp]

Chocolate milk. Milk and Chocolate. Chocolate and milk. Though the legends say that it is impossible for a solid and a liquid to mix to form something greater, the blessing of chocolate milk rains down upon us like the like spring showers on the Irish countryside!
Infused with the decadent and sinfully wholesome deliciousness of chocolate, chocolate milk it not only absolutely great for drinking, it can be used for: Cooking. Pranking. Huffing (Not at all advised) and a multitude of other activities.

Not only that, but the carton, yes that wonderful carton that houses your life elixer can be decorated with the pictures of the children your hard earned nickel can feed for a month. Now see, isn't that exciting? Make a fountain out of your chocolate milk, a swimming pool full of it. Feeling low on your self esteem? Dress up in your finest dress with a couple of GALLONS of rich savory chocolate milk, set on some terrible 80's trace music and a full lengths mirror, don a bad dress and a wig and--- (REDACTED).

Chocolate milk. Live it. Love it. Drink it.

Now, as per no ones request, I require Genocide to tell me just where IN the world.... is Carmen San Diego?

Can I have this 50k paid to Andromeda PLEASE?!?!?!?!

[Solus]

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That link does not link to your Andromeda account. Confused Solus is very confused. I was going to insert a "makin' it rain"-joke but now I am just confused o.o

[Hoarfrost Imp]

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UGH I messed up. It's Here You should know where the account is e.e

[Deleted]

Carmen Sandiego broken out of jail in Europe and now her gang comes to steal treasure from all over the world! However, you are on the case! With every crime you failed to catch her, you are still one step closer in catching her. Her trail is molten hot and it is only a matter of time before you catch her! You gather clues and evidence from the crime scenes. You use that evidence to put suspects in jail, often someone from Carmen gang. However, no one is talking, yet! Once you press the suspect and present them with evidence, the truth always come out!

However, you got a number of witnesses that give clues and testimony! For a world famous thief, she is not very stealthy or maybe she is doing that on purpose to keep you off her real tracks? However, you are quite clever yourself and figure this out. There is one place in the world that the evidence and the clues point too. She is good at breaking out of jail; she is good at giving you the slip and stealing. However, she is no match for your eye for detail, knowledge for history and geographic. Carmen Sandiego, you are in the US capital, Washington DC!

Now, soapymac tell me all about candy mountain!

[soapymac]

So, the children wish to know of Candy Mountain do they? Well, time I learned you a thing. Candy Mountain is actually a volcano, not a mountain. How did they make this mistake, you ask? Because they're morons. Seriously, they eat volcanic rocks, and think it's candy. Do I seriously need to keep going with this?

So, Candy VOLCANO is about 35.98inches high, unless you're counting it from Sea-level, which no-one does these days. But, if you are... Well, then it's somewhere in the vicinity of 38,000kms high. It actually touches the moon. Yep, the Moon is only 38,000kms away. 37,000...36,000...35,000...

So before we all die a fiery hell-fire death at the hands of Tsukuyomi, I nominate Dr. Neuro, RN
to tell me all about the birds and the bees. Not the flowers or the trees though, they had their chance.

[Aimi Kaguya]

Paid both accounts!