Thanks For Keeping Me Tame [O|Holiday]

[The Bearer of Bad News]

The Place: A dockside inn and tavern.
The Food and Booze: Pretty Goddamned dreadful.
The Television: Less Dreadful. They have Netflix.


Schatzi could carouse with the best of them, no doubt. The trick was not eating anybody she wasn't supposed to. Feline ears twitched atop the silver-haired maiden's head, standing quite straight when she felt a hand slipping beneath the waistband of her shorts. That was not okay. Over-the-fabric contact was understandable among drunken sailors, especially considering the length was meant for someone several inches shorter than she was at this moment and how loosely they hung at her narrow hips. Of course, all of her clothing was meant for someone shorter than herself, leaving her breasts squashed under a tight shirt that left a fair amount of her torso exposed and her knee-socks only coming up to mid thigh. At least her shoes still fit.

She had tried to get a drink before, when she was rather a lot shorter, but then her age was mistaken as less than legal, so she'd grown in the bathroom. Also she'd been a man at the time, but nobody seemed to notice that. The shapeshifter inverted her stance, treating her only half-empty bottle as though it were a knife, slipping forward from hands that were breaking the rules and swinging the alcohol forward in a slash. Nobody was struck by it, nobody was meant to be. It just brought it into a convenient sipping position for when her foot connected with the molester's crotch in a reverse snap-kick. She then settled into her original position as though nothing had occurred. A trademark of the Drifting Snow discipline. It was unlikely anyone had seen a thing, so swift was the movement.

She smiled cattily. If she'd had a tail it likely would have been swishing in self-satisfaction. Such a delight to play with these insects...before she caught them and ate them.

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somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

THE MOST ARBITRARY THINGS attracted the young boy-girl's curiosity. Miraculously, in the years after being 'reincarnated', Lilith had never quite found time to appreciate fish, despite the country in which he dwelt. So it had been that today, finally, that he/she/it had stumbled across a fish stall at the docks of a port town, and grown astonished at the wide, blank eyes of the creatures and the sheen of their scales. When he had been subsequently shooed away by the vendor for perusing the contents of his stall a little too forthrightly, Lilith had entered the adjacent building to perhaps share his wonderful discovery of fish with the people within it, or at least find out where these creatures had originated from!

Unfortunately, the environment within was a boisterous one, full of the kind of people that frequented the sea that were dressed up in outfits to conveniently forewarn other people of their loudmouthed nature - sailors, they were called. They seemed to be in a stupor, most of them, so Lilith assumed they were drunk. Oh no! He was not usually permitted within places where people got drunk, on account of being too little, but perhaps this time nobody would notice? He dodged under the arm of a particularly rowdy individual and began to slink about.

It seemed as though few people noticed his presence, oddly enough. At least, those that did caused no uproar. Lilith grew panicked as it became more and more evident that almost every person here was of sailor-class - oh! except that one!

This one was a woman, as made evident by her clothing and her breasts, a rare sight in these places. The sailors habitually congested around such a specimen like bees to a flower or ants to a carcass. Still, most often Lilith had found girls to be more sympathetic, more willing to assist a little panda-boy in his plight, or humor his fascinations. Their chest ornaments had become a beacon of sorts for the little boy.

Thus, he made a beeline - though not in the same way as the sailors - for the woman, and, finding an opening, tugged on the ends of her shorts. "E-excuse me! Miss!" He called in his little voice, with absolutely zero idea what he was going to say if she even took notice of him.

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[The Roar of the Falls]

Setsy: That boomerang didn't go back, someone should learn how to throw.... Using a different one, dibs.

Boomerang, Average (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Bludgeoning, Club
Effect: A boomerang is made of wood and is flat, with a long haft, a pronounced forward curve, and a sharp backward bend at the head.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A One-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +4 Amour Points of Damage. The Range Increment of this weapon is 10 meters. The boomerang is primarily a hunting tool, but it is not uncommon for these versatile thrown weapons to be carried into battle. A boomerang is made of wood and is flat, with a long haft, a pronounced forward curve, and a sharp backward bend at the head. Though the boomerang can be used in melee, it is not designed for such a purpose. A thrown boomerang does not fly in a returning path; returning boomerangs are solely recreational. These weapons reach up to just under 1.2 m (4 feet) in length.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 4,000 Ryo


Kai: You've stumbled across the sight where someone committed suppuku recently, and hey the short sword they killed themselves with it still lodged in the body... A bit bloody, though.

Sword, Short (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Piercing/Slashing, Sword
Effect: A weapon with a long metal blade and a hilt with a hand guard.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Light Weapon. These weapons do +6 Amour Points of Damage. A short sword is about 2 feet in length. Examples of Short Swords: Tanto, Baselard, Cinquedea, Gladius, Kodachi, Xiphos or even the Mechete.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 2,000 Ryo

[The Bearer of Bad News]

When some random boomerang conked her on the back of the head, Schatzi took note of the tiny boy-gnat in the panda suit. Actually, he was kinda cute. If only she had been in another form, things could get...interesting. But as it stood that would likely be frowned upon. Appearances being more relevant to these insects than reality, and such.

She did pocket the toy of course, and guided the bear-bug to a quieter corner. With a dead sailor. Maybe she would eat it later. Hopefully the little bug wouldn't mind.

"Whatcha need bu- er, boy? I was just drinkin' those slackers under the table 'til one of 'em got handsy. Got a bit of ryo ridin' on it too."

---

spoils so far

1x average boomerang

[Deleted]

somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

She was paying attention to him! Lilith was elated, and from behind his panda gloves, he smiled. Women didn't make him especially nervous like they did the more timid boys of his age, but most all people did, so it was a rather moot point. Or well, not so much nervous as uncertain and cautious - it was a strange cutoff, to be frightened of their anger but not their wrath.

She did more than just pay attention, however - she took him by the arm and hoisted him over to a miraculous mite of sweet seclusion amid this boisterous bedlam. It was a wonder they were not followed. The average sixteen-year-old boy might have had his reasons to be delighted at being dragged into a corner by a buxom young woman, but Lilith's were far more innocent than all that. She asked him a question and spoke a few slurred words that didn't really make sense to Lilith, but the overall message had been something like 'What do you want?', which he could comprehend.

"Uuuum..." He mumbled, uncertain as to how to fluidly guide the conversation towards the desired path and pausing to muse with a paw at his chin.

"Miss, do you like fish?"

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[The Roar of the Falls]

Sets: Now you can have doctor eyes too!

Condition Viewing Vision
Rank: "A"
Type: Secondary, 0 per Slot, Gadget, Surveillance, Vision
Effect: A vision relay that picks up conditions of humans and animals while relaying them in a visual form.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: This vision allows the user to see and measure the condition of humans and animals. It gives a reading of the heart rate, and the status of their condition which are, "Calm, Cautious, Terrified, Unconscious, and Deceased." These notations are readable for the user. This vision may co exist with the X-Ray Vision allowing the user to take note of a person's condition through a wall.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop.
Cost: 9,000 Ryo Each

Kai: And boom goes the exploding tag. No wait, it was a fake. Those other ones don't look fake though.

Tag: Exploding x20
Rank: "A"
Type: Secondary, 80 per Slot, Explosive, Tag
Effect: Exploding tags are scraps of paper inscribed with a special writing, centering on the kanji for "explode" (爆, baku). Infused with chakra, they will explode after a set amount of time, remotely, or after being ignited by flame. The tags can be attached to a surface or wrapped around a weapon to be thrown at an enemy.
Special: ---
Drawback: May harm the user if not put right.
Description: Paper that is 2 inches by 6 inches in size and 0.039" (1 mil) thick. These papers are exploding tags that are able to harm and kill opponents or just simply explode within a certain radius. They can be placed on targets, wrap around a weapon, or even thrown at opponents. Tags have a killing diameter of 1 meter, and a wounding diameter of 2 meters. Tags can be activated to explode within 6 seconds, or by a simple technique. May be attached to 3 items without taking up room in a single slot.
Limit: These types of items may be capable of being bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 12,000 Ryo per Slot, or 150 Ryo Each.

[The Bearer of Bad News]

spoils so far:

1x Boomerang, Average
1x Condition Viewing Vision

---

So that came of nowhere. Kid was asking about fish. Which was a fun word. Fishhhhh. She was getting distracted. Not that it really mattered. But fish. Fish were good. "Fish are good. Tuna is a particularly tasty treat. Theyre big though. too big to eat a whole one alone. We should get tuna. Lets go get tuna"

shcatzi it seemed was rather drunk now. not as bad as the poor schmoes shed been with earlier, but enough that she was seeming a little bit demented. So business as usual really.

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somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

HOW WONDERFUL! SHE, TOO, was a fan of the marvelous creatures. Lilith smiled happily and rocked back and forth a little behind his panda paws. In his excitement he had even forgot the unpleasant raucous of the hall he stood in, for a moment. "I've never had tuna!" The boy exclaimed, though this may well have been untrue, and he might just not have been paying enough attention at the time. "Oh, it sounds good, miss." It must, if she thought so. "Do you know where we can get some??" 

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[Father 'Suke]

The Bearer of Bad News - You can see to tomorrow with these!

Binocular
Rank: "B"
Type: Secondary, 1 per Slot, Gadget, Surveillance, Spectacles
Effect: A hand-held device consisting of a series of lenses and prisms, used to magnify objects so that they can be better seen from a distance, and looked at through both eyes.
Special: ---
Drawback: May hold up to 8 kinds of Surveillance Vision.
Description: Binocular telescopes, or binoculars, (also known as field glasses) are two identical or mirror-symmetrical telescopes mounted side-by-side and aligned to point accurately in the same direction, allowing the viewer to use both eyes (binocular vision) when viewing distant objects. If a Binocular has a zoom of 5 it brings objects 5 times closer through vision. The basic vision before adding a Zooming Vision capability is 5. When adding the basic Zooming Vision, it will bring it up to 10. Binoculars have enough carrying capacity for 8 types of Surveillance Vision. Does not fit in Scroll size Slots.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop.
Cost: 3,000 Ryo Each

@deidararocks - Fifteen meters of silk rope? You could do all sorts of kinky things with that.

Rope, Silk (Overview) 15 meters
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Slashing, Soft Weapon
Effect: Rope made out of soft silk.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Two-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +4 Amour Points of Damage. Silk Rope comes in all thickness. The rope is a length of silk, twisted or braided together to improve strength for pulling and connecting. It has tensile strength but is too flexible to provide compressive strength. Rope is thicker and stronger than similarly constructed cord, line, string, and twine. When using Silk Rope over 1.2 m (1 to 4 feet) they are treated as a 2-handed weapon. Silk Rope under 1.2 m (1 to 4 feet) are treated as 1-handed weapons. If the user learns Wield Oversized Weapon the user is able to wield the weapon 1-handed.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 4,050 Ryo per Bundle, 270 Ryo per Meter

[The Bearer of Bad News]

Do you know where we can find some.

Oh dear. Uh...no, no she did not. That could be a minor complication. Although this was a port so it shouldn't be TOO hard. Fish were a staple of seaside eating, after all. In her excitement, Schatzi had shrunk down about an inch. The beginnings of a slow approach to a childish form suited to her childish mood. To the door then! A path needed clearing, and so with a single axing kick she upended a nearby table, posing upon it in glorious splendor by setting one foot upon the edge and resting at her knee.

"Alright you louts, make way, coming through, and I'll obliterate you if you don't move!"

---

Loot Thus Far:

1x Boomerang, Average
1x Condition Viewing Vision
1x Binoculars

[Deleted]

somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

THE WOMAN RESPONDED TO LILITH'S question with a momentary blank stare, before she looked towards the door. Dramatically, she up-ended a table with a single kick and thereafter used it as a podium to address the cigar smoke-laden, noise-filled room. Heed was paid, though it was not overly favorable or obedient. A young cat-lady throwing out such threats did not inspire all that much fear, and Lilith noticed this fact with a concerned frown.

Obey, an internal voice reprimanded them, and with a sobered expression Lilith removed the gloves from his hands - letting them fall to his sides on their strings - and wove his petite little hands into a rather long string of seals, before he stepped up to the side of the table.

"One second, miss," He begged with a bashful nod, before he released his chakra into the room at large, infecting the surrounding populace with it, beguiling their senses and clouding their minds. Unusually quiescent for just a moment, even Lilith's quiet voice could be heard in the abrupt silence. "Excuse us, we would like to leave," He requested politely, with a little bow. All those whose illusion-addled minds conceived that they were possibly in the way stepped aside, some with a frown, some with a nod. Proud of his work, Lilith looked up at his new friend and grinned happily, before gloving his hands once more, skipping through the entrance he had wrenched apart and holding the door open for her, indicating the entryway with a black glove.

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[Father 'Suke]

The Bearer of Bad News - Check it out, a barrel of monkies, you can play that game for days now!

Barrel, Medium (Tierce) (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Container, Slot Holder, Holds 3,024 Doses, Barrel
Effect: A container that holds 3,024 Shots. Container can hold 42 Gallons.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A barrel, cask, or tun is a hollow cylindrical container, traditionally made of wooden staves bound by wooden or metal hoops. Traditionally, the barrel was a standard size of measure referring to a set capacity or weight of a given commodity. This container can hold up to 3,024 doses.
Limit: These types of items may be bought inside any Alchemist Shop.
Cost: 4,100 Ryo

@deidararocks - The listening touch.

Clairaudient Fly Fingers
Rank: "S"
Type: Main, Gadget, Surveillance, Transmitter
Effect: A device etched with gloves to allow the user to listen through walls.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Etched with copper wires, this leather glove has vibration sensitive disks in the fingertips that are each connected to a tiny bugle. When the activated fly fingers are pressed against a surface, the glove senses sound vibrations from the other side of the surface, amplifies them, and transmits them to the bugle. Most of these bugles are attached to headsets, piping the sound directly into the user’s ear, but the bugle can be detached from the headset if desired. Using clairaudient fly fingers allows the user to ignore some of the penalties associated with listening through solid objects. User can reduce the penalties by up to 25 per Technician's Craft Class Level. User must be touching the intervening wall or door to gain this bonus. For comparison, listening through a door or window usually increases Observation Skill check with Listening by 25 and listening through a 1-foot thick stone wall increases the check by 75. Clairaudient fly fingers only ignore check increases for listening through objects, not penalties for distance or distractions.
Limit: These type of items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop with a 15% chance.
Cost: 50,000 Ryo Each

[The Bearer of Bad News]

Loot So Far:
1x Boomerang, Average
1x Condition Viewing Vision
1x Binoculars
1x Barrel, Medium (Tierce)

---

Having spotted the monkey-filled barrel, a plan was formulated. A plan that was rendered moot by the panda-boy's chakra technique. Might have been a Genjutsu tough to tell for people who never bothered studying the finer points. Handseals were a dead giveaway though.

"Okay yeah, that works too," Schatzi admitted, leaping across the room and hoisting the barrel. "But I'm keeping this anyway. Forward, and away!"

The girl, now even shorter than before, hauled the monkey-laden container with her to the front door, kicked the other side of said door open in dramatic fashion - the panda boy had one end held open already - and turned to sow mayhem among the populace of the bar. By which is meant that she hoisted the barrel's occupants out and into the setting. They were less than happy about having their slumber disturbed.

With that she hightailed it out of there, whooping with mischievous glee. The panda would keep up. Or he wouldn't. But she was pretty sure he would. Maybe.

[Deleted]

somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

SHE DID NOT SEEM OVERLY IMPRESSED by Lilith's accomplishments, but she made up for her indifference with being interesting to observe. The smaller boy's polite offer was denied in a show of bold independence as the woman opted to instead kick the other side of the door down before turning to spray monkeys about the place. Where she had acquired a barrel of monkeys Lilith did not understand, but he did lay eyes upon and opportunistically snatch up a spiffy-looking glove left near the doorway in the abrupt consternation. Lilith fled after the woman whom he knew not to be Schatzi.

Lilith's smaller strides did not lend him to a swift escape, but he was athletic enough for his height and build. He managed to tail the woman out of sight of the pub and the uproar they had caused. They paused at a street corner, with Lilith breathing a bit more heavily out his nose for all the exertion and excitement.

His lilac eyes absorbed the girl's countenance for a long, almost adoring moment - was she growing shorter...? - before, eyes still a little glassy, Lilith removed the panda glove from his right hand and held it out to the older woman, as he had noticed was human custom.

"Nice to meet you, miss. I'm Lilith," He introduced himself with a largely fake but somewhat convincing smile, his outstretched hand tuned for the vibrato of the soul which it may come to touch, if the cat-girl was at all inclined to be cordial about the matter.

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know one's self [20]
rank: "c"
skill: ninjutsu
effect: touch a target and know its alignment.
special: ---
drawback: ---
description: user shakes the hand of a target and the touch reveals their true nature. user performs this technique and touches the initial target. the user then learns the alignment of the target. techniques that hide a person's alignment will not be broken by this technique.
limit: must be a soulcaster.

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[Father 'Suke]

The Bearer of Bad News - Hey look, it's a Bike Voucher! Maybe its the Million Ryo Bicycle! No, it's just a Rideback, damn.

The RideBack
Rank: "S"
Type: Main, Gadget, Mechanical, Transportation
Effect: A mechanical transportation device with a rider riding on a mount form with 2 wheels giving mobility and speed as well as the ability to move in 3 dimensions.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture ; Picture ; Picture ; Picture ; Picture A 2 legged, 2 wheeled retractable vehicle with the ability to maneuver in 3 dimensions. It feels like riding on someone's back when driving it. Recognizes simple verbal commands. Controlling is through accelerator and handle movements and spoken orders. It responds by shifting the user's weight from side to side. It has sensors pointed at the rider so it's "self aware" of the rider's status and actions. The RideBack comes with a Class 1 Sensor System (normally found on puppets; Price includes System, advanced Systems may be purchased). The Handles controls the Arms, and a Hydraulic system is implemented to control the arms. The RideBack has 2 forms; 1st a Stand Form; bipedal human standing on the 2 wheels. Each leg may move like a human including knee joints. Mobility over Speed. 2nd is Spread Legs; Legs spread across, in front and back of the seat with a lowered center of gravity. Speed over Mobility. Stand Form has a height of 8 feet while Spread Legs Form has a length of over 9 feet. The Seat acts as a Saddle and the user may perform Mounted Combat on RideBack. Note: In order to know how to use, user must first purchase a Book: Reference Book (Overview) book dedicated to RideBacks. Must learn Riding, Land-Based (Mount).
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop outside of Hidden Villages with a 20% chance of finding. This item may be found in any of the inventors shops at all times.
Cost: 75,000 Ryo

@deidararocks - Wonder how these got out here...

Torsion Wrench 1/2 Slot
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 400 per Slot, Mechanical, Lock Pick
Effect: An "L" shape tool used to hold picked pins and turn the plug.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture The Torsion wrench, also known as the tension wrench, is used to apply torque to the plug of a lock in order to hold any picked pins in place. Once all pins are picked, the torsion wrench is then used to turn the plug and open the lock. It is typically shaped like a letter "L", although the vertical part of the letter is elongated in comparison to the horizontal part. Some torsion wrenches, called feather touch wrenches, are coiled into a spring at the bend in the "L", which helps the user apply constant torque. Some users, however, maintain that such wrenches reduce torque control and the feedback available to the user. Some resemble tweezers, and allow the user to apply torque to both the top and the bottom of the lock. These would commonly be used with double sided wafer locks. It is not possible to pick a pin/tumbler or wafer lock without a torsion tool. With this and a Pick the user inquires no negatives when performing a Lock Pick.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop.
Cost: 40,000 Ryo per Slot, 100 Ryo Each

Half-Diamond Pick 1/2 Slot
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 400 per Slot, Mechanical, Lock Pick
Effect: A pick used for picking individual pins.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture This versatile pick is included in nearly all kits and is mainly used for picking individual pins, but can also be used for raking and for wafer or disk locks. The half-diamond is usually 2.5 to 12 mm long. Each of the ends of the triangular half-diamond of this pick can be either steep or shallow in angle, depending on the need for picking without affecting neighboring pins, or raking as appropriate. A normal set would comprise 3 half-diamond picks and a double. With this and a Torsion Wrench the user inquires no negatives when performing a Lock Pick.
Cost: 40,000 Ryo per Slot, 100 Ryo Each

Hook Pick 1/2 Slot
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 400 per Slot, Mechanical, Lock Pick
Effect: A pick used for picking individual pins.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture The hook pick is similar to the half-diamond pick, but has a hook shaped tip rather than a half-diamond shape. The hook pick is sometimes referred to as a feeler or finger and is not used for raking. This is the most basic lock pick tool and is all that a professional will usually need if the lock is to be picked in the traditional sense rather than opened by raking. A variety of different sized and shaped hooks will be available in a normal set. With this and a Torsion Wrench the user inquires no negatives when performing a Lock Pick.
Cost: 40,000 Ryo per Slot, 100 Ryo Each

Ball Pick 1/2 Slot
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 400 per Slot, Mechanical, Lock Pick
Effect: A pick used for picking individual pins.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture The ball pick is similar to the half-diamond pick, except the end of the pick has a half or full circle shape. This pick is commonly used to open wafer locks. With this and a Torsion Wrench the user inquires no negatives when performing a Lock Pick.
Cost: 40,000 Ryo per Slot, 100 Ryo Each

Rake Picks 1/2 Slot
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 400 per Slot, Mechanical, Lock Pick
Effect: A pick used to rake the pins by rapidly sliding the pick past all pins repeatedly in order for the pins to reach the sheer line.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture These picks, such as the common snake rake, are designed to rake pins by rapidly sliding the pick past all the pins, repeatedly, in order to bounce the pins until they reach the shear line. This method requires much less skill than picking pins individually, and generally works well on cheaper locks. When the pins are excited they bounce all around the sheer line and with the skillful application of a tension tool this is the easiest way to pick a lock. This is also how beginners start. Advanced rakes are available which are shaped to mimic various different pin height key positions and are considerably easier to use than traditional rakes. Such rakes are typically machined from a template of common key configurations, since not all permutations of pin heights are adjacent pins are possible given the process by which keys are manufactured. With this and a Torsion Wrench the user inquires no negatives when performing a Lock Pick.
Cost: 40,000 Ryo per Slot, 100 Ryo Each

[The Bearer of Bad News]

"Didn't mean to make you feel irrelevant there kiddo. Needed the extra space to sling the here oh my god is that a -"

Schatzi grabbed onto the boy's outstretched paw and dragged him fiercely over the object of her fascination. That sleek chassis, that gleaming paintjob, THOSE BUFF ARMS. She had slunk down to the relative proportions of a 17 year old by now, accelerated the moment she caught sight of the glorious Rideback. With a voucher of ownership still plastered to the seat. And on the name line was NOTHING. She scrawled in her name in blood after chomping the tip of her index finger.

"This is a fuck-mothering motorcycle and ITS MINE NEOW, AHAHAHAHAH! Now where's that tuna stall?"

She rigged the stolen barrel to one arm of the rideback, hopped aboard, and yanked Lillith aboard with her.

"Isn't that a girl's name? Ah, who am I to judge? I'm Schatzi. And this is my motorcycle. I will call her...Motorcycle. For now. I'll think of something better later. Now uh....how do I turn it on?"

[Deleted]

somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

THE WOMAN WAS DISTRACTED, but when her attention diverted she grabbed Lilith's hand all the same as she dragged him off...

So very much color, but flitting about on a plain of blackness. The most prevalent image was... itself, but also a thousand faces, some of which seemed to be... its own. Simultaneously below and above. The space upon which the image sat was not broad, but it sat atop a vantage point that looked out across all the world, though it was never still...

Through it all, the crystal clear image of cat ears.

Lilith understood her a little better... ironically, liked her a little better. Though, there was also a strange dissatisfaction spoken out from some part of his being that found the word 'her' irksome here. It was strange, he had only ever felt so very neutral - detached - from gender specification when referring to himself, so what was this...?

"This is a fuck-mothering motorcycle and ITS MINE NEOW, AHAHAHAHAH! Now where's that tuna stall?"

Her mind was everywhere and nowhere all at once; she even pierced her finger to scrawl something on the vehicle with blood. Lilith returned his own hand to his pawed glove, before the woman's - girl's? - arm again shot out to snag him and drag him onto the motorcycle. Oh dear! Lilith had only ever seen a few of these things before, and he knew them to be loud and boisterous. He had less than fond memories of a time when one had almost run him over. Nervously, he wrapped his arms around the girl's waist, clenching his jaw in apprehension as she spoke. Lilith took in the words, but was distracted... this didn't seem right, his arms had landed just below her breasts...

"Miss Schatzi, you are shrinking!" He alerted her with a hint of panic. What if she dwindled to the size of an ant, and he accidentally stepped on her?!

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[Father 'Suke]

Schatzi - Hey, look at that tree right over there. There's an Great Axe stuck in it, how did you miss that?

Axe, Great (Overview)
Rank: "B"
Type: Main, Slashing, Axe
Effect: A very large axe, made for hurting things, badly.
Special: ---
Drawback: Due to the weapon's size each technique performed while wielding this weapon takes up 3 movements.
Description: A Two-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +16 Amour Points of Damage. A Great Axe is a superior 2-handed melee weapon in the heavy weapons group. A Greataxe is 18 inches longer than a War Axe and is too large for a Medium-size creature to use with 2-hands correctly. A large creature could use a Greataxe with two hands and will not suffer any drawbacks while wielding the weapon. A creature may learn Weapon Specialization: Speed Training to remove the drawbacks of Movement restrictions. If the user learns Wield Oversized Weapon the user is able to wield the weapon 1-handed.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 16,000 Ryo

Lilith - It's raining umbrellas!

Umbrella, Small (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Bludgeoning/Piercing, Umbrella
Effect: An umbrella created specifically for the use of combat.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Light Weapon. These weapons do +2 Amour Points of Damage. There are two types of combat umbrellas: oil umbrellas, and metal umbrellas. Oil umbrellas are made from paper soaked in oil to make it waterproof while metal umbrellas have a type of canvas with a metal frame. Oil umbrellas are used for bludgeoning while metal umbrellas are used for piercing. A combat umbrella that has been used for a bludgeoning/piercing attack can do extra damage by opening up, causing +2 Armour Points Extra damage of Bludgeoning/Piercing at once. Metal Umbrellas are treated as have the same length as a Light Shield. A Small Oil Umbrella can hold up to 10 slots of senbon.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 3,000 Ryo

[The Bearer of Bad News]

PHAT LEWTZ:

1x Boomerang, Average
1x Condition Viewing Vision
1x Binoculars
1x Rideback
1x Axe, Great

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Still couldn't start the thing, or rather make the wheels turn, but the arms were sorta moving now. It had too many buttons. How were people expected to operate this contraption?

"How are people expected to operate this contraption?"

When one arm crashed a hole into the adjacent wall, Schatzi was annoyed. When it retracted bearing a stolen and massive axe, which was rather quite shiny despite the dust and cinderblock chips in the air, she was suddenly less annoyed.

A barrel in one hand, an axe in the other, her mot-arm-cycle was ready to go, if she could just make it turn on. The bug she'd been amusing herself with shouted in shock that she was shrinking, but it wasn't that concerning. Subconsciously she'd already reverted to her default form. Which was rather quite impossible to determine the gender of.


"Oh that? It happens sometimes when I get distracted. Not a thing little Lilly, not a thing."

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somebodyloveme

I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE

SCHATZI'S GRASP OF THE VEHICLE'S CONTROLS seemed rudimentary at best, and that was assuming she had wanted to punch a whole in the wall the mecha-bike had been set up next to. Lilith disliked all the noise and frustration, and nursed the idea of abandoning ship, but at least Schatzi took the time to respond to his concerns.

"Oh that? It happens sometimes when I get distracted. Not a thing little Lilly, not a thing."

???

Now that she mentioned it, there were no breasts nestled above where his arms had wrapped around her midsection anymore. Lilith was not quite sure if he was scared or merely fascinated - where had they gone?! It was the titling of little Lilly  that soothed him, and let him pose the next question with a bashful bite of his lip. "Y-you can do that?" He inquired with awe. Subconsciously, one of his paws left her abdomen to brush at the black eyepatch on the right side of his face, largely concealed by his pale lavender locks. Once the widow had painted the image onto his face, but when she had died, it had continued to reappear.

"I like the name Lily," He had to state, also, smiling to himself. It is still too pathetic, some nigh-unheard voice hissed at the back of his mind.

MADE BY MINNIE OF FTS & GANGNAM STYLE