Advent Calender 2014 - Day 12

[Gift Giver]

Advent Calender 2014

Day 12

12 Days of Christmas

Greetings Everyone and welcome to the 2014 Advent Calender. Today is December 12th, which means Day 12 of the Advent Calender and the theme for today (If you couldn't see the big letters above) Is The Twelve Days of Christmas! Yes, the classic Christmas carol sung at this time of year. You know the one! The one that takes forever to sing and often causes people to forget the words to! Well... I think it'll be fun to create our own version of it. In the next post, I've included a coded post. Just fill out your own words to it and after 24 hours, I'll post them all up to be voted on. Can you remake this Christmas classic?

Here are the rules for this event!

[li]This is a one part event! 1) Fill out the coded post below and PM it to me as a means of recreating a classic song.
[/li][li]This is a Submission Event! This means that all entries into this event are to be PMed to Gift Giver. The thread will be locked until the voting phase begins.
[/li][li]This is a TWO DAY EVENT! That means that 48 hours from the time of posting, this event can be closed. Will it be closed immediately after that point? Nope! The thread isn't closed until I say that it is. So if I haven't posted saying it's closed, you can submit! However, each day is for something separate. The first day is for submissions, the second day is for voting. So submissions will only be accepted in the first 24 hours.
[/li][li]As it says above, voting will be done to decide the winners. After the first 24 hours, I will post the submissions. After that, another 24 hours will be given for the site to vote on what they think is the best entry.
[/li][li]If you have a problem with any of the rules, PM Me! I'm an easy going guy, and if you waiting on a PM from me prevents you from entering this event, no worries. I will give you an extension equal to the amount of time you were waiting on me to respond. (If during the submission phase, the submission phase will be extended, and the voting will be held off until the extension is done.)
[/li][li]Make sure to follow the four rules I listed in the main thread. Here's a link for convenience sake. (LINK)[/li][li]Each person can only submit one entry. And when it comes to the voting, you CANNOT vote for yourself.
[/li][li]In regards to the prizes (Listed below), including the entry into the drawing and the 24 event prize given at the end, a Submission must be given. Just voting in the event does not count as participating. You must at least submit an entry.[/li][/ul]

Now for the fun part... The prize! The prize for Day 12's event is... a mystery! Yep, keeping this one hidden (Most will be like this). However, I will say there is a First, Second, and Third place prize here. The voting is what will determine that. There will also be a participation prize just for submitting. And, as with all events, a chance to win one of five grand prize packages at the end of the event. Plus, remember that you have to participate in all 24 events to receive a special prize package at the end! So go out there, use those artistic minds, and make up your own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas!
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[Gift Giver]

Send me the following Coded section in a PM for an entry into the contest!

Holiday:
Adjective:
Occupation (Plural):
Verb ending in "Ing":
Verb ending in "Ing":
Noun (Plural):
Noun (Plural):
Occupation (Plural):
Verb ending in "Ing":
Noun (Plural):
Adjective:
Verb ending in "Ing":
Nationality:
Noun (Plural):
Animal:
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[Gift Giver]

No More Singing!

I have to say, some of these are incredibly funny when you don't know the context they are going to be put in. But no more submissions! As usual, you can vote for up to three people, you cannot vote for your own submission. Votes will be counted after at least 24 hours and the prizes will be announced then. Let the Voting begin!

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DC 1

On the twelfth day of Guy Fawkes Night,
my Addicted love sent to me
Twelve Terrorists Burning,
Eleven pipers Bombing,
Ten Gunpowder Kegs a leaping,
Nine Rum Bottles dancing,
Eight Ruffians a milking,
Seven swans a Fighting,
Six Roleplayers a laying,
Five Fertile rings,
Four Roleplaying birds,
Three Russian Hens,
Two turtle Mothers,
And a Honey Badger in an NFRP tree.

DC 2

On the twelfth day of Halloween,
my Tall love sent to me
Twelve Engineers Walking,
Eleven pipers Talking,
Ten Pigs a leaping,
Nine Houses dancing,
Eight Police Officers a milking,
Seven swans a Laughing,
Six Trees a laying,
Five Rich rings,
Four Reading birds,
Three Lebanese Hens,
Two turtle mountains,
And a wolf in a water tree.

DC 3

On the twelfth day of Hannukah,
my Plump love sent to me
Twelve Health Inspectors Licking,
Eleven pipers Groping,
Ten Socks a leaping,
Nine Pencils dancing,
Eight Hotdog Vendors a milking,
Seven swans a Dragging,
Six Chargers a laying,
Five Virgin rings,
Four Sleeping birds,
Three Jamacian Hens,
Two turtle Eyes,
And a Sloth in a butt tree.

DC 4

On the twelfth day of Krampus,
my Bloody love sent to me
Twelve Prostitutes Pimping,
Eleven pipers Smurfing,
Ten Rainbow Ponies a leaping,
Nine Smurfs dancing,
Eight Hustlers a milking,
Seven swans a Repressing,
Six Care Bears a laying,
Five Oily rings,
Four Wrestling birds,
Three Australian Hens,
Two turtle Sailor Scouts,
And a Goat in a Santa Claus tree.

DC 5

On the twelfth day of Valentines,
my Pretty love sent to me
Twelve Candy Makers Jumping,
Eleven pipers Flying,
Ten Chocolates a leaping,
Nine Teddy Bears dancing,
Eight Dancers a milking,
Seven swans a Writing,
Six Roses a laying,
Five Purple rings,
Four Running birds,
Three Japanese Hens,
Two turtle Cards,
And a Monkey in a Book tree.

DC 6

On the twelfth day of Wookiee Life Day,
my Sentient love sent to me
Twelve Rebels Running,
Eleven pipers Hiding,
Ten Wookies a leaping,
Nine Humans dancing,
Eight Storm Troopers a milking,
Seven swans a Fighting,
Six Ewoks a laying,
Five Spirited rings,
Four Cheering birds,
Three Kashyykan Hens,
Two turtle Logs,
And a Gizka in a Frigate tree.

DC 7

On the twelfth day of Star Wars Day,
my Stupid love sent to me
Twelve Jedi Dancing,
Eleven pipers Flying,
Ten Droids a leaping,
Nine Heads dancing,
Eight Sith a milking,
Seven swans a Burning,
Six Lightsabers a laying,
Five Aggresive rings,
Four Exploding birds,
Three Scottish Hens,
Two turtle Legs,
And an Ewok in a Moon tree.

DC 8

On the twelfth day of Martin Luther King Jr. Day,
my Dreary love sent to me
Twelve Taxidermists Jousting,
Eleven pipers Cutting,
Ten Balls a leaping,
Nine Otakus dancing,
Eight Proctologists a milking,
Seven swans a Probing,
Six Hikers a laying,
Five Exhausted rings,
Four Surfing birds,
Three Canadian Hens,
Two turtle Burritos,
And a Red-Eyed Tree Frog in a Cheese Sandwich tree.

DC 9

On the twelfth day of Memorial Day,
my Silky love sent to me
Twelve Astronauts Reking,
Eleven pipers Licking,
Ten Kittens a leaping,
Nine Marshmallows dancing,
Eight Dancers a milking,
Seven swans a Training,
Six Ninjas a laying,
Five Smooth rings,
Four Sleeping birds,
Three Japanese Hens,
Two turtle Stockings,
And a Panda in a Hat tree.

DC 10

On the twelfth day of Pentacost Monday,
my Fast love sent to me
Twelve Undertakers Fearing,
Eleven pipers Prodding,
Ten Revotes a leaping,
Nine Pens dancing,
Eight Mistresses a milking,
Seven swans a Spanking,
Six Manacles a laying,
Five Steel rings,
Four Drinking birds,
Three Hungarian Hens,
Two turtle Sticks,
And a Cock in a Fire tree.

DC 11

On the twelfth day of NFRP'S Birthday,
my Salty love sent to me
Twelve Batmans (The Doctors) Air-Treking,
Eleven pipers Die-rolling,
Ten Bottles of Sake a leaping,
Nine Spanish Nuts dancing,
Eight Puppeteers a milking,
Seven swans a Metagaming,
Six Discourse Replicators a laying,
Five Drunken rings,
Four Rolling birds,
Three Wapanese Hens,
Two turtle Smoke Grenades,
And a Shirkmire in a Cbox tree.

DC 12

On the twelfth day of X-Mas,
my Futuristic love sent to me
Twelve Mad Scientists Cackling,
Eleven pipers Sucking,
Ten Brain Slugs a leaping,
Nine Robots dancing,
Eight Delivery Boys a milking,
Seven swans a Prancing,
Six Lasers a laying,
Five Shiny rings,
Four Shooting birds,
Three Martian Hens,
Two turtle Aliens,
And a Penguin in a Silk tree.

DC 13

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Dark love sent to me
Twelve Assassins Killing,
Eleven pipers Torturing,
Ten Deaths a leaping,
Nine Reapers dancing,
Eight Ninjas a milking,
Seven swans a Seizing,
Six Killers a laying,
Five Hollow rings,
Four Slicing birds,
Three Japanese Hens,
Two turtle Victims,
And a Wolf in a God tree.

DC 14

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Jolly love sent to me
Twelve Craftsmen Playing,
Eleven pipers Singing,
Ten Elves a leaping,
Nine Toys dancing,
Eight Managers a milking,
Seven swans a Working,
Six Gifts a laying,
Five Tired rings,
Four Hugging birds,
Three North Pole Hens,
Two turtle Santa Helpers,
And a Reindeer in a Santa tree.

DC 15

On the twelfth day of Boxing,
my Glorious love sent to me
Twelve Bankers Texting,
Eleven pipers Spinning,
Ten Divas a leaping,
Nine Elephants dancing,
Eight Pilots a milking,
Seven swans a Prancing,
Six Oranges a laying,
Five Glimmering rings,
Four Snapping birds,
Three Egyptian Hens,
Two turtle Waffles,
And a Rhino in a Hat tree.

DC 16

On the twelfth day of Bandmas,
my Metal love sent to me
Twelve Musicians Grooving,
Eleven pipers Crashing,
Ten Symbols a leaping,
Nine Strings dancing,
Eight Drummers a milking,
Seven swans a Strumming,
Six Amps a laying,
Five Heavy rings,
Four Screaming birds,
Three Italian Hens,
Two turtle Guitars,
And a Jackel in a Basement tree.

[Tora Tsume]

DC 1!

[Seira Kimura]

mine sucks

DC 1, DC 4, DC 11

[zarak729]

DC:1
DC:4
DC:7

[Draven]

3
8
12

[Father 'Suke]

DC6
DC7
DC12

[Oron Kazeraikou]

DC 1
DC 4
DC 12

[The Bearer of Bad News]

DC7

no further votes :3

[Gift Giver]

No More Votes!

And that's it! The voting is completed! And the results are ready to be announced. But before that happens, I need to explain the prizes! Considering the theme of the twelve days of Christmas, you'll get twelve different things to choose from. Various items, Ryo, etc. It all depends on what YOU want. And the placements determine how many items you'll receive! So! Without further ado, here are the results!

In First Place, with 4 votes, DC 1 which belongs to... Father 'Suke! For placing in first, you get to choose six of the twelve items listed at the end of the post.
Tied for Second Place, with 3 votes, DC 4, DC 7, and DC 12 which belong to... Draven, @kaius, and |Ayame Unbound| respectively! For placing second, you get to choose four of the twelve items listed at the end of the post.
Tied for Third Place, with 1 Vote, DC 3, DC 6, DC 8, and DC 11 which belong to... Tora Tsume, zarak729, The Bearer of Bad News, and Y Respectively! For placing third, you get to choose two of the twelve items listed at the bottom of the post.

And the following each receive a participation prize, which is a choice of one of the twelve items at the bottom of the post!

DC 2 - Oron Kazeraikou
DC 5 - Seira Kimura
DC 9 - acids
DC 10 - Solus
DC 13 - The Doctor
DC 14 - ~Emi~
DC 15 - Nira
DC 16 - xenomugen

And now for the list of twelve items. If you need further clarification on what these items mean, PM me and I'll answer your questions. I ask that you do not post in this thread with your questions so as to keep it to claiming only. Post in here with which of the six you are getting, what specific items you'd like, and which accounts the items are going to.

1. 25,000 Ryo in Weapon Allowance (Can't be used for questable items. PM me if you want a Chance to find item)
2. 25,000 Ryo in Gadget Allowance (Can't be used for questable items. PM me if you want a Chance to find item)
3. 10,000 Ryo in Apparel Allowance
4. 3 Maps of Good Quality
5. 3 Skill Books that can be bought outside the Special Shops
6. 15,000 Ryo in Allowance (Can't be used for questable items or Chance to find items)
7. 10,000 Ryo
8. 2 Re-roll Vouchers (Must PM me when using)
9. 2 Travel Passes (Must PM me when using)
10. 2 Thanksgiving Rolls (Cannot use Re-roll Vouchers on)
11. 1 Book that must be bought in a Special Shop
12. 2 Weapon Upgrades

As I said, I'll be happy to answer all questions about these that you might have. They should be relatively self explanatory, especially if you've paid attention to the rewards in previous events. But If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

[The Doctor]

I choose the Upgrades. This makes my Superior Flying Destruction Machine to Prestine, Apparently I can't have additional EMP increases so it stays at 4 and I have to add two other changes. Increase Item's Defense to withstand automatic destruction techniques by 4.

So that means 4 auto attacks, and 4 EMP attacks. That's it! Whoot! I got myself a Prestine Flying Destruction Machine!

[The Bearer of Bad News]

I'll take two thanksgiving rolls, and upgrade The Bearer of Bad News 's Boomerang, Average (Superior) to Boomerang, Average (Pristine) with improving the attributes of it by the amount of 1/4 range increment which will bring it to an extra 1/2 range increment total as well as a +2 against automatic destruction techniques which will total at +4 combined with prior upgrades

[Draven]

This account please!

1) Upgrading my Sword, Longsword (Masterwork +10 Striking Damage): 6,000 Ryo into a Advanced: additional +10 Striking Damage, and +2 Increase Item's Defense to withstand automatic destruction techniques

2)1 Book that must be bought in a Special Shop

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Book: Textbook: Volume IV: Cultural Studies
Rank: "B"
Type: Main, Book, Reference
Effect: Volume IV of The Encyclopedia of Loremaster Linus Winterguest pertaining to Cultural Studies.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Page Count: 600 pages. This book is designed as a basic study in the nature of different cultures. It provides general information on how various societies formed, their political structure, and important historic figures. It grants a -20 Competence Bonus to any check involving Culture, History, and Law. The checks for History does not apply to Local, nor Ancient.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Special Book Shop. 5% chance finding.
Cost: 15,000 Ryo

3)3 Skill Books that can be bought outside the Special Shops

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Book: Textbook: First Aid: Healing for the Curious
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Book, Textbook
Effect: A book that helps the user how to perform critical care.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Large Leather-bound book with "B.I.N.G.O. Productions" written on it. No Authors are listed within the book. This book teaches the basic medical study and the role in which is needed to provide aid on a patient. It discusses their needs and how to monitor the patient through various practices. The volume goes through a wide range of study such as how to diagnose, stabilize, and properly set broken bones. This book gives a +5 Competence bonus to the user's skill pertaining to First Aid: Healing, and gives the user a +1 Competence bonus per die roll when learning the skill.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Book Shop.
Cost: 4,000 Ryo

Book: Textbook: Botany Studies [Jumgle Region]
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Book, Textbook
Effect: A Texbook that discusses the different types of Herbs found in a single Region.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Large Leather-bound book with "B.I.N.G.O. Productions" written on it. No Authors are listed within the book. The Botany Studies is a multi-volume of books pertaining to the study of Plants and what these Plants can do. Each Volume discusses the plants found in a specific Region. Each volume gives a +5 Competence bonus to the user's skill pertaining to that region, and the user gains a +1 Competence bonus per die roll when learning the skill according to the specific region. Example: User has a volume on the Forest Region. They will gain a +5 Competence bonus towards their Botany Forest skill, and gain a +1 Competence bonus to every die roll when learning the skill for Botany Forest.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Book Shop within the Region. 25% chance finding Outside Region.
Cost: 4,500 Ryo

Book: Textbook: Herbalism Studies [Jungle Region]
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Book, Textbook
Effect: A Textbook that discusses the different ways of gathering Herbs found in a single Region.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Large Leather-bound book with "B.I.N.G.O. Productions" written on it. No Authors are listed within the book. The Herbalism Studies is a multi-volume of books pertaining to the gathering of Plants without harming the user, nor destroying what is needed from the plant. Each Volume discusses the plants found in a specific Region. Each volume gives a +5 Competence bonus to the user's skill pertaining to that region, and the user gains a +1 Competence bonus per die roll when learning the skill according to the specific region. Example: User has a volume on the Forest Region. They will gain a +5 Competence bonus towards their Herbalism Forest skill, and gain a +1 Competence bonus to every die roll when learning the skill for Herbalism Forest.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Book Shop within the Region. 25% chance finding Outside Region.
Cost: 5,500 Ryo

4)2 Thanksgiving Rolls (Cannot use Re-roll Vouchers on)

[Oron Kazeraikou]

This account

1 Book that must be bought in a Special Shop

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Book: Textbook: Volume I: Animal Training and Handling
Rank: "B"
Type: Main, Book, Reference
Effect: Volume I of The Encyclopedia of Loremaster Linus Winterguest pertaining to Animal Training.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Page count: 350 pages. This book explains in detail the various methods of Training Animals and the basics of domesticating and training them. It grants a -10 Competence Bonus to Ride checks, and a -20 Competence Bonus to Animal Training checks.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Special Book Shop. 5% chance finding.
Cost: 13,000 Ryo

[Nira]

This account. Two weapon upgrades on my advanced sword. Shifting it up to perfected. An additional 10 sticking damage and 2 defense against break.

[Tora Tsume]

Yay!
Give me one book from a special shop, and dem rolls! I'm feeling lucky!

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Book: Textbook: Volume XXIII: Survival
Rank: "A"
Type: Main, Book, Reference
Effect: Volume XXIII of The Encyclopedia of Loremaster Linus Winterguest pertaining to the wild.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Page Count: 480 pages. This book is a detailed wilderness handbook. It grants a -30 Competence Bonus to Tracking, Botany, and Animal Lore checks.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Special Book Shop. 5% chance finding.
Cost: 30,000 Ryo

[Deleted]

I will take...

2 Weapon Upgrades for my Field Pack making it perfected with +4 hardness (+10 hardness in total).

25k Gadget allowance

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Spring Razor x7
Rank: "B"
Type: Secondary, 1 per Slot, Mechanical, Trap
Effect: A device that consist a pile of coiled wire that when triggered its sharp wires snap outwards wildly eviscerating anything within its range.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Picture Picture A 3 inch by 3 inch by 3 inch size device. This device consist of an innocuous-looking pile of coiled wire, which when triggered by nearby vibrations (vibrations felt within 3 meters of object), the device unfolds with an audible click and its sharp wires snap outwards wildly, eviscerating anything in the killing radius. The device is outfitted with 15 meters of wire giving it a 7.5 meter killing radius. When triggered 2 wires is shot out violently creating the killing radius. The click may be audible however it is not loud enough to alert people far away. They can be used to great effect in many different ways, including being placed on living objects or triggered remotely using a form of ranged weaponry. A great weapon to kill in silent.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop.
Cost: 3,500 Ryo Each.

1 Book from a special shop!

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Book: Textbook: Volume XI: Gymnastics
Rank: "S"
Type: Main, Book, Reference
Effect: Volume XI of The Encyclopedia of Loremaster Linus Winterguest pertaining to escaping.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Page Count: 800 pages. This book explains all of the techniques to condition the body for stamina and flexibility. It grants a -20 Competence Bonus to Escape Artist checks. The true value of this book is in its lessons on rolling with damage. It includes an entire chapter on how to soak up damage by bending or bracing the body in certain ways. This knowledge reduces the damage from physical attacks (such as weapons and claws) by 10 Armour Points. It has no impact on damage caused by Chakra sources, falling, crushing, etc.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Special Book Shop. 5% chance finding.
Cost: 50,000 Ryo.

And two thanksgiving rolls please ^^

[Father 'Suke]

6 of the 12

• 2 weapon upgrades to my Superior Katana, making it Pristine. (adding +10 Striking Damage and +2 Increase Item's Defense to withstand automatic destruction techniques)
  
• 2 Re-roll Vouchers
  
• 3 Skill Books that can be bought outside the Special Shops (these will be Book: Textbook: Herbalism Studies for desert, volcano, and urban regions)
  
• 1 Book that must be bought in a Special Shop (this'll be Book: Textbook: Volume XVI: Occult Studies)
  
• 2 Thanksgiving Rolls
  
• 2 Travel Passes (Must PM me when using)
  

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Sword, Longsword [Superior] | Katana
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Slashing, Sword
Effect: A weapon with a long metal blade and a hilt with a hand guard.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A One-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +8 Amour Points of Damage. A longsword (also spelled long sword, long-sword) is a type of sword characterized as having a cruciform hilt with a grip for two handed use and a straight double-edged blade of around 100–122 cm (39–48 in). The longsword is characterised not so much by a longer blade, but by a longer grip, which indicates a weapon designed for2-handed use or 1-handed use. Examples of Longswords: Katana, Jian, Tachi, Scimitr, Shinai, and Waster.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 12,000 Ryo

• Masterwork: +10 striking damage.
  
• Superior: +2 increase item's defense to withstand automatic destruction techniques.

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Book: Textbook: Volume XVI: Occult Studies
Rank: "S"
Type: Main, Book, Reference
Effect: Volume XVI of The Encyclopedia of Loremaster Linus Winterguest pertaining to Occult Studies.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Page Count 320 pages. This book explains the basic theories of Chakra. For non-Chakra Users, it grants a -20 Competence Bonus to Chakra Lore checks to identify Jutsus or Chakra effects, and a -10 Competence Bonus to Alchemy checks. It does not allow non-Chakra Users to learn Jutsus, but can be used to make natural remedies or identify a Jutsu being performed as harmful or benign. It also grants a -20 Competence Bonus competence bonus to Divine Lore checks to remember or recognize occult symbols, legends, etc. It’s true value is to young Chakra Users, who gain a -30 Competence Bonus to Arcane Lore.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Special Book Shop. 5% chance finding.
Cost: 100,000 Ryo

Book: Textbook: Herbalism Studies
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Book, Textbook
Effect: A Textbook that discusses the different ways of gathering Herbs found in a single Region.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Large Leather-bound book with "B.I.N.G.O. Productions" written on it. No Authors are listed within the book. The Herbalism Studies is a multi-volume of books pertaining to the gathering of Plants without harming the user, nor destroying what is needed from the plant. Each Volume discusses the plants found in a specific Region. Each volume gives a +5 Competence bonus to the user's skill pertaining to that region, and the user gains a +1 Competence bonus per die roll when learning the skill according to the specific region. Example: User has a volume on the Forest Region. They will gain a +5 Competence bonus towards their Herbalism Forest skill, and gain a +1 Competence bonus to every die roll when learning the skill for Herbalism Forest.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Book Shop within the Region. 25% chance finding Outside Region.
Cost: 5,500 Ryo

• Desert
  
• Volcano
  
• Urban
  

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[Gift Giver]

The above have all been claimed. Rolls are posted below.

UNCLAIMED:

|Ayame Unbound|
zarak729
Y
Seira Kimura
acids
Solus
~Emi~
xenomugen

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The Bearer of Bad News

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A man walks up to you, hands you a sword and says, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." On realizing you don't have six fingers on your right hand, he runs off without a word... Left you the sword, though.

Sword, Fencing (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Piercing, Sword
Effect: A thin, light, sharp-pointed sword used for thrusting.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A One-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +6 Amour Points of Damage. User cannot wield a Fencing sword with 2 hands in order to apply 1/2 extra damage of the weapon. A relatively long-bladed sword characterized by a complex hilt which is constructed to provide protection from the hand wielding it. The blade might be broad enough to cut some degree, the long thin blade lends itself to thrusting. Generally reaches between 100–122 cm (39–48 in). Examples of Fencing Swords: Rapier, Epee, and Sabre.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 4,000 Ryo

Hey, look. Someone dropped their wallet, there's no I.D. so I guess with 15,000 Ryo inside is yours now.

Draven

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You're a fire starter, twisted fire starter!

Stick Matches Book
Rank: "C"
Type: Secondary, Accessory, 5 Boxers per Slot (200 Matches each box), Light
Effect: Item that creates a small open flame used to light up objects.
Special: ---
Drawback: Useless when wet. Must wait to dry.
Description: A match is a consumable tool for lighting a fire in controlled circumstances. They are commonly sold by tobacconists and many other kinds of shops. Matches are usually sold in quantity, packaged in match boxes or matchbooks. A match is typically a wooden stick (typical in the case of match boxes) or stiff paper stick (in the case of matchbooks) coated at one end with a material which will ignite from the heat of friction if struck against a suitable surface.
Limit: May be found at any Shop.
Cost: 1000 Ryo Per Slot

You chose.... Wisely.

Goblet, Large (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Container, Slot Holder, Holds 9 Doses, Goblet
Effect: A container that holds 9 Shots. Container can hold a Pint.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A drinking vessel such as a glass that has a stem and base. A goblet is a chalice or footed cup intended to hold a drink. In general religious terms, it is intended for drinking during a ceremony. The Large Goblet can hold up to 9 doses.
Limit: These types of items may be bought inside any Alchemist Shop.
Cost: 500 Ryo

@kaius

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Yup. Sure is Great. Now I have a headstart on next years Grim Reaper Costume.

Polearm, Great (Overview) [Masterwork +10 Striking Damage]
Rank: "B"
Type: Main, Piercing, Staff/Spear
Effect: A very large polearm, made for hurting things, badly.
Special: ---
Drawback: Due to the weapon's size each technique performed while wielding this weapon takes up 3 movements. Unable to perform Techniques with 2 or more attacks per Movement.
Description: A Two-Handed Weapon. These weapons do +12 Amour Points of Damage. A great polearm is 18 inches longer than a polearm and is too large for a Medium-size creature to use with 2-hands correctly. A large creature could use a polearm with two hands and will not suffer any drawbacks while wielding the weapon. A creature may learn Weapon Specialization: Speed Training to remove the drawbacks of Movement restrictions. If the user learns Wield Oversized Weapon the user is able to wield the weapon 1-handed.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 13,000 Ryo

You've stumbled across the sight where someone committed suppuku recently, and hey the short sword they killed themselves with it still lodged in the body... A bit bloody, though.

Sword, Short (Overview)
Rank: "C"
Type: Main, Piercing/Slashing, Sword
Effect: A weapon with a long metal blade and a hilt with a hand guard.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: A Light Weapon. These weapons do +6 Amour Points of Damage. A short sword is about 2 feet in length. Examples of Short Swords: Tanto, Baselard, Cinquedea, Gladius, Kodachi, Xiphos or even the Mechete.
Limit: These items may be bought inside any Weapon Shop.
Cost: 2,000 Ryo

Father 'Suke

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Just as you take a step a coffin falls where you were just standing and it seems to be the perfect fit for you. Creepy, but at least it didn't crush you.

Kan'oke (Coffin) [C RANK]
Rank: "D", "C"
Type: Transportation
Effect: Stores bodies within it (usually dead ones, howver not mandatory) in a human sized box, varying in size and shape usually upon those who are to be sealed within to accomadate the certain victim.
Special: ---
Drawback: "D" Rank is only wooden and flimsy, and thus can be easily beoken through. Flamable. Weak abaout the hinges, usually.
Description: "D" Rank, "C" Rank. A box type of creation generally made out of wood that allows the storage of bodies of any kind. Boxes are made custom for every person its tailored for, however a general size can be previously purchased. The "D" Rank version is nothing but wood and hindes as well as a few nails; the most simple of coffins. The "C" Rank however, is much more comfortable and looks far more professional then its predacessor. The wood is hard pressed and polished nicely and has a fine finish to it. On the inside, there is a smooth coat of white linen cloth and cotton. In this version, its customary to have a pillow for the host.
Limit: Cannot be started with. Can be bought anywhere.
Cost: 500 Ryo for "D". 5000 Ryo for "C"

Oh thank god. Now my Masturbatorium can be properly locked!

Lock, Impossible (Overview) [x13]
Rank: "S"
Type: Secondary, 0 per Slot, Gadget, Mechanical, Lock
Effect: Locks that are Impossible in Quality.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Locks with the Impossible Quality have a check modifier against the user's skill of -80%. Combination Locks: Impossible Locks have 9 Combination possibilities.
Limit: These type of items may be bought inside any Gadget Shop.
Cost: 13,000 Ryo Each