Here Kitty Kitty (Mission)

[Kumo Kouba]

Retrieve the Kitten
Rank: D
IIC Length: 2 Days.
Difficulty: Moderate. [Solo or Team.]
Description: Miss Fuse has lost her poor kitten as she was shopping, as it bounded away within the village after a chew toy. Unknowingly she left the animal behind, and now is requesting the help of shinobi- as she hasn't seen her poor baby since! The cat is black and white, it's right paw being spotted, and a blue ribbon is tied around it's neck, normally. It's suspected however that the ribbon might have fallen off, meaning the only way to know the kitten would be by... checking it. As... it's neutered.
Objective: Find the missing kitten and return it to Misses Fuse small home at the edge of the village.
Reward: 700 Ryo.

Kuro just exited the Amekage's office and got his mission for finding the mission kitten. "Hmm... this mission seems alot easier then my last two... its a rank lower". Kuro then looked at the scroll to see where the lady was located.

"Ok... lets see... hmm... Mrs. Fuse house is at the end of the vilage... wow... great directions Kage". Kuro then started to walk down the market district. "Alright... go to the house... dont get distracted" said Kuro as he was walking down the street. "Wow... these swords look really strong... well I need a weapon". Kuro then bought a sword in the market.

Kuro left the market district and found that he wandered into a raman shop. "Hmm... that smells good... wait... dont get distracted" he said to himself. His stomach then made a big grumble. "Maby just a bite". Kuro had five bowls of raman and then moved his way to Mrs. Fuse house.

Kuro finnaly made it to the house. He walked up to the large white door and knocked on it 3 time. Then the door opened. "I dont want any visitors... until I get my smuggoms back". "Well... I'm here to retreive it" siad Kuro. "Really... I didnt think that shinobi cared about a small mission like this". "Well... we do... can I get a picture of the cat". "Sure here you go" said Mrs. Fuse as she handed him a picture of a black and white cat.

"Agh... it will take me forever to find a cat like this in the village" said Kuro as he walked down the street. Kuro spoke to soon for up ahead of him he found two black and white cats in a tree up ahead of him. "Jackpot... but which cat is the one I'm looking for... well she said it was neutered... so I'll have to check".

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"Well how do I get the thing out of the tree" thought Kuro. "I know..." he said as he put his hands up to his mouth. He then shot out a giant gust of wind from his mouth and leveled the tree to the ground.'

"Yes... the cat is out of the tree". "Agh... damnit..." said Kuro as he noticed that the tree landed on one of the cats. Kuro then ran over to see if the tree killed the cat or not. Either way he still is screwed because of the injuries.

The cat had some blood coming from his mouth and guts bursting from his stomach. "Oh...no... damnit... maby the cat has balls... and it is not her cat" said Kuro hopefully. Kuro then removed the tree off of the cat.

He took a big gulp and then turned the cat over. He then slowly opened his eyes and kept on murmuring please have balls... please have balls. "Damnit... the cat doesnt have balls... I killed the cat".

"Well I hope that this cat is a boy" said Kuro as he walked over to the cat. He then grabed the cat and looked at his balls. "Damnit he has them... but not for long". He then grabbed out a kunai and put it to his face. Kuro then put his kunai to the cats balls and chopped him off. "There... nobody will know the difference".

Kuro then walked back to the ladies house. She then grabbed the cat and yelled out "My baby... I missed you". Kuro then walked back to the kage's office with a grin on his face "That lady is clueless".