Tea Shine House (Training)

[Roy (Defiance)]

The Tea Shine House looks like this.... www.pennyblack.com.sg/images/pb_floor_plan.gif


After Roy had left the Otokages home taking the kid out of their so they can remain with their meeting. Roy sperated with the kid after taking him out the home of Hibiki to be by himself to pounder on his thought of what have happen in the past. Roy was quite depressed about what was going on and what will happen if it contiunes like this. He didin't know how to stop it or even try to only that it would be his fault. Roy wounder the streets of Sound for quite sometime before he walked into a tall two store building.

Roy looked aroun as he was in a new place he was not fimilar with this place. Just then a young lady dress in a pink Kemono came up to him, "Thank you for coming to the grand opening of the Tea Shine House." Roy looked around a bit confused as she approched him, he still looked around woundering where he was till it hit him. It was a Resturant that must have open as he saw people sit down at tables eatining family and friends. Roy itched the back of his as he looked at the young girl, "Um...Ya the Tea...Shine House huh?" The young girl smiled at him as she pointed out a table for him to sit at. Roy smiled as he still itched the back of his head a bit shy for he wasn't realy trying to come here but was just walking around.

Roy took his seat at a table with a warm little smile towards the woman that led him here, "Um thank you." He said the young lady bowed to him and handed him a menu to the place, "Would you like anything sir?" Roy looked at the menu for a bit and looked up at here with a smile, "Just some water, Thank you." She then bowed again and walked away. Roy then sighed a bit as he slammed his head down on the table, "Man I hate my life." He mummbled under his breath as his face was on the table. Just then Roy felt a hand slam onto his back, Jumping up a bit he turned around quickly and looked at the person who hit him on the back.

"What the?!?!" He shouted looking at the person, just then he had a blank stare on his face as he saw who it was. "Sensai!" He shouted as he looked at him. Their stood a tall man with silver hair like Roy, "Hey their Roy." The man said to him, "You know you can call me Kenma Right?" He then walked to the opposite side of Roy and sat down across from him. Roy with a surprise look on his face, "Kenma what are you doing here? Arn't you suppose to be at the village?"

Kenma took a drink out of a bottle he brought with thim before he answered Roy. "Nah. that is some good stuff." Looking at roy he smiled a bit, "I am here cause one of my firends run this place and I was invited anyways." Roy sunk down into his chair as he looked down at the table, "Oh I see." He muttered under his breath. Before Kenma could ask Roy what was the matter the young lady returned back with a bottle of water, "Here you go sir." She said before walking away.

Roy sighed as he grabbed the bottle with his right hand, "Huh, Kenma everything around me is going wrong. What should I do?" Kenma had a serious look on his face as he stared at Roy, "Hm I dont know Roy. That is something you need to find out on your own." Roy sighed again and chugged his bottle of water, "Ya." He then slammed the bottle on the table, Kenma then smiled and looked over to the side as he was for the young lady to return, "So Roy what do you want to eat. I am paying." When Kenma turned his attention back at Roy he found him face down on the table, "Roy!" He shouted as he started to shake him. Just then the young lady came back and bowed quite quickly, "I am sorry Sir but I gace you Sake instead of water."

Kenma then looked at the girl with a blank stare, "Oh no." He said under his breath, He then quickly turned to roy and to find that roy was staring at him with a goofy look, "Shit." Kenma said under his breath again, "Quickly Miss get everyone out of here now!" he shouted at the girl. The girl was confused now but she soon would under stand.

Roy Jumped on the table wabbling back and forth now he looked down at Kenma and smiled, "Ah!!! Master Kenama! You came to my party! Now I will break it down like a crazy white boy!" He shouted as he slammed his right foot right threw the table. Kenma jumped out his seat and was now in a fighting postion. "Ok Roy you can come down now."

Roy stared at him with an evil glare, "You want to fight the Great Roy! Then we shall take down, Beat box's Madness!!!' He shouted as he leaped off the table stight toward Kenma.

[Roy (Defiance)]

Drunken Rush
Rank: E
Skill: Taijutsu
Effect: (in description)
Special: --
Drawback: --
Description: The user rushes forward without regard for their health, their body straight as a board, only their feet propelling them forward and their hands down at their sides. This confuses the opponent and surprises them, giving them little choice but to back away. Even if the opponent attacks the user, the user feels no pain, the alcohol rushing through him dulling it to nothing. Once the opponent is off guard, the user can then use another attack as a surprise attack.
Limit: Must be drunk to do.

Kenma watched as Roy leap into the air to attack him, Kenma stood still as Roy flew over him and crashed into another table smashing it in half. "Mama please get everyone out of here. It is going to get dangerous." He said to the young girl. Just then the girl nodded her head and shouted at everyone to leave the bar, but everyone just stood staring at her as if she was nuts. Then from the rubble from the table Roy went crashing thew he burst out and started to scream his head off like a crazy man, " I am Roy! I Hunger! Run, Run, Run RRRAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!" He shouted out loud as he charged Kenma now.

Kenma stood still as he watched Roy come runing towards him a drunken Rage, he watched Roy body movements hoping to to block his on coming attack but Kenma was confused on the style Roy was using this time. Roy chraged Kenma with his body stright as a board and his arms down to his sides as he came closer and closer to him. Kenma had no choice to start backing up to make sure he would not get hit by him, as he backed up he started to get in his ginga stance rocking back and forth waiting for roy to get a bit closer to him. When he was finally in his area to attack him Kenma trusted his right leg to the side of Roy face.

When Roy was hit in the face he still keeped runing towards him as if the attack had no effect on him. Roy smiled as he grabbed onto his right leg and held onto it tightly and started to spin around in a cirlcle before he let go hurling Kenma across the room, "Ya nobody mess with I!" Roy shouted. As Roy stood their awaiting for Kenma to get off the floor he started to think to himself.

Hm, I wounder if I still think in those little white square quote boxs?"

"You wish to fight the more of me you come and heat it bub!" Roy shouted at Kenma as he was now up off the floor. Roy then put hsi arms to the side and started to charge him agian with all his speed.

Oh I do still think in those little white box's. Oh little white boxs what fun we shall have together.

As he charged Kenam now with all his might, Knema stood still now watching Roy's every movements, "Damn he is unpredictable again just like in waterfall." He said to himself as he watched roy closely as he cahrged him. He quickly got into the Capoeira stance as he waited roy to attack. Just then Roy fall face first on the floor as he skid along the ground, It seemed Roy fall asleep while running towards him. Kenma lowered his guard as he walked to Roy to check if he was really asleep, "Hm." He mutted to himself as he got on one knee to turn Roy over on his back. As he turned Roy over on his back he could hear him snoaring, as Kenma turned him over Roy grabbed onto a broken leg from a chair and bashed it over Knema's head when he was turned over.

"Ahhh!!" Kenma shouted as he stumbled back holding on to his head as it started to bleed now, "Damn it!" He shouted as he was on one knee now holding his head. Roy started to roll on the floor away from Kenma , their he stumbled to get back up on his feet, "*Hic* haha! I tricked you!" He shouted at Kenma. Kenma stood up and looked at Roy with an evil glare, "Damn it Roy I am going to kick your ass!" He shouted at him. Roy seemed rock back and forth as he tired to stand still, "Ah you will never defeat Roy Hyuuga!" Kenma clenched his fist and started to shake them as he looked at Roy.

"Damn it Roy! Your not a Hyuuga!" Roy then laughed as he put his hands on his waist, "Hahah! You will never defeat me! Sharingan!" Kenma then slammed his hand on his face as he heard Roy scream that, "Damn it Roy you are not a Uchia either and the Hyuuga members dont have Sha..ring..an..." He stood their staring at Roy with a blank stare , as he saw him pull out a pair of red sunglasses and put them on. "Now I can perdict every move you do before I even do it!' Kenma stood staring at Roy looking around, he then saw two chairs by him. He picked up the two chairs and threw them stirght at Roy.

Roy started to bull rush stirght towards him with his arms down to his side once again, "Ha you will never feed me!" He shouted as the chairs smashes into his face, but it seem it did not to bother him one bit or even phase him. As he drawn closer and closer to Kenma, Roy then pushed off the groud with his feet catapults himself from the ground in an extreme spinning motion heading stright for him using the Konoha Guufuu (Konoha Tornado). Kenma brassed himself for impact from roy as he crashed into his arms sending him flying back.

[Yun.]

5/5 add to bio.

[Roy (Defiance)]

White Tiger Washes Face
Rank: C
Skill: Taijutsu
Effect: (in description)
Special: --
Drawback: --
Description: First the user leaps forward to kick the opponent in the face with the right leg, landing and then repeating the exact same kick a second time. Afterward, the user places their left hand over the top of their right, turning them so that the palms face themselves. Finally the user thrust their hands forward, striking the opponent in the face and sending them staggering backward.
Limit: Must be drunk to do.

Kenma stood up after crashing into the bar counter, he cracked his neck to the side a he looked at Roy, "Hm, he is no longer the Genin I remember." Roy was standing their rocking back and forth in place as he tried trusted his right hand fowards and jumped in the air trusting his left leg in the air quickly. "He is now a powerful Jounin of sound, making him a powerful enemy to me for right now." Kenma then bolted from where he was standing and appeared in Roy's face sending a right kick to his side sending him crashing into the wall to the left wall.

Dust picked up where Roy crashed into, their he sat down in a hole in a wall staring at Kenma before looking around, "Huh? Cool bumper ride!" he shouted as he burst out of the wall and started to run stright towards Kenma as he started to stager in his movements as he went left to right towards him. Kenma stood his ground as he waited for roy to come in for the attack, he did not know what twisted and insane move he was going to use next. But he only knew that he was unpredictable and the outcome of his attack would be bad.

As Roy approched closer to Kenma, Kenma had got ready in the Capoeira stance known as Ginga and started to rock back in forth in place waiting for Roy to come for him, It was then when Roy Leaped into the air and trusted his right leg foward in hopes to hit Kenma in the face. But Kenma was a bit ready this time as he used the Capoeira basic dodging moves to roll out the way but spinning to his left getting inches off the ground but pushing himself back up with his right elbow. Roy landed on the ground screamiing his head off like a mad man, "Bwhahaha!!!! I will caputure you yet Kenmamon!!!!"

When kenma pushed himself back up to get in his stance again Roy had allready leaped foward again with another attack with his right foot trusting towards Kenama's face. When Kenma was hit int he face, he went stumbling back as he covered his face with his hands, "Damn it!" He shouted as Roy landed on the ground near him, "Ah! You will face the warth of the drunken head of childeren happy dance!" He said as he started to sway back and forth a she stood their. Roy now put his left hand over his right as both of them faced each other with the palms, "AH! Beweare the twin draongs that no one can defeat! One tells the truth and the other gives candy! *Hic*" As Kenma removed his hands from his face to fight again, Roy allready sprung foward with another attack and thrusted his palms into the face of Kenama. This now caused Kenam to go staggering backwards as his face now hurt from Roy's attack.

Just then Roy started to laugh as he started to dance in a circle, "Haha! Ya blood and guts time! Ya!" Just then Two bulky men came rushing into the Tea Shine House, "Hey their is the guy that is trashing the place!" One of the men shouted as the other cracked his knuckles, "Stop him before he makes a mess of things agian!" The man said. Kenma was still off balance and his vision a bit blur now as he didnt know who came in, "Stop He is to strong for you!" He shouted.

Roy smile then turned into a grin as the men went in to charge him, "How dare you, you evil clown of another world!" He said to them as he pointed at them, "You deserve nothing less than a blood-spurting, hanky-hiding-up-your-sleeve-big-footed ass-kicking. How DARE you bring joy and laughter to the smiling faces of children everywhere. Purveyors of hope and all that is pure in the world!"

The two men where confused on what Roy just shouted at them but keeped on running towards him ready to tackle him and beat the snot out of them. Just then Roy jumped high up in the air where he trusted his right foot foward to the frist man sendind his foot crashing into his face causing him to fly back a bit in pain. The other man stoped as he watched his buddy fall to the floor, Roy then landed ont he floor but didnt stay for to long as he leaped foward toward the other man and sent hsi right foot crashing into his face as well.

Back fliping to the floor with his knees bent and his body was close to the floor, Placing his left hand over the right one agian making the palms face one another Roy started to mutter nonsense again to himself. "Never to see one another because of their long distance relation-ship from one another....*Hic* The Right and Left hand finally meet under these circumstances of a life and death situation where they finally kiss one another *Kiss* *Smoch* *Hand Love*" Kenma was holding on to the back of his head as he watched Roy, "Well it is good to know that Roy hasn't lost his insanity from drinking the sake."

The man then regain his poser as he then came to attack Roy, Just then Roy looked up at him with a depressed look on his face as he trust his two palms into his face causing him to Stagger back as well before he passed out from Roy's might. "No Rice Cakes For You!!!!" He shouted as he hit the man. Roy then turned to Kenma with his head cocked to the side a little, "I Hunger!!!!" he shouted as he started to limp towards Kenma like a zombie from a horry movie. Kenma was getting concerned now as Roy was acking more crazy then he usally does when he drink's sake. Just then as he was about to sprint towards him to attack, Roy seem to disappear, "What the!?!?" He shouted as he looked around for him.

By the time Kenma spoted Roy it would be to late for him to stop him, Roy was behidn the bar getting another drink of sake for him. "AHAHAHA! Ya Sake on Roy!" He shouted as he chuged another bottle. Kenma ran over and did a slid tackle on the table top kicking Roy in the face sending him over the table top. Kenma kicked himself upwards and stood over the counter as he now looked for Roy hoping he knocked him out.

[adasuke]

XD your training is great

+10

10/30

[Roy (Defiance)]

*Looks around* I only need ten tp, I am a B ranking ninja so....ya I am going to learn another thing now.

Snake Eyes
Rank: D
Skill: Taijutsu
Effect: (in description)
Special: --
Drawback: --
Description: This technique is simple and slightly childish. The user lifts his right hand, bending only the middle finger, holding it down with the thumb while keeping the other three fingers extended. Moving in close to the opponent, the user strikes out with that same hand, poking the opponent in the eyes and blinding them for a few seconds (1 turn), allowing the user to follow up with another technique.
Limit: Must be drunk to do.

As Kenma was looking over the side as he stood ontop of the table looking for Roy, he was not able to spot him. He stopped for a minute looking behing him now, "Him did he escape?" He muttered threw his teeth as he keeped trying to look for him. Under the counter was Roy giggling a bit as he started to hic up a bit, "Hehehe. He will never find me in this book." He said as he started to have his vision double over. Standing their still looking around for him Kenma started to hear a noise from coming under him, "What the!?!?" he said as he looked down to see the wood crack under him. Brusting from the table under him came Roy sending a uper cut to the chin of Kenma as Roy came bursting from the wood screaming, "SHORYUKEN!!" Kenma was sent flying back landing on a table smashing it in half.

Roy looked around now with a drunken look on his face as he saw he was standing in a hole in the middle of the table, "Wow, I must be a belly dancer!" He shouted as he started to dance with the table around his waist as if it was a skirt. As Kenma got up from the smashed table, he ripped the table in half and started to slide towards to Kenma. Rubbing his chin as he looked down a bit piss now he try to crack his jaw back in place, "Damn, that really hurt. He is getting stonger by the secon--" Kenma looked up to see Roy was only a arm's lenght away, "look!!!" He shouted as he bending only the middle finger of his right, holding it down with the thumb while keeping the other three fingers extended. He lifted his hand up waving it around infront of Kenma's face before he did a quick jab with the three fingers poking him right in the eyes. Kenma slammed both his hand on his face as he started to stumble back a bit screaming out in pain from Roy's dirty trick, "AH! Damn you!!! " He shouted out.

Roy started to laugh as he started to spin around in a circle, "Haha you fell for it. *Hic* I mean, I've seen GI Joes tougher than you. Before they shrunk the poor guy down. I'm talking original, life like hair, kung fu grip Joe. Come to think of it, I've seen Ken dolls tougher than you... I let Barbie whup me cause I like to make Ken sad casue he couldn't...*Hic*" He then started to waddle off towards the door as he saw three more people come in, but this time they were the ANBU of Sound. The one with owl mask came walk foward towards Roy first, "Roy!" he shouted as he seem to know Roy, "You must stop this now! You are making a fool of yourself and the Shinobi Hunters."

Roy stared at the man with the owl mask, "Did you just call me a little girl that wear's a pink dress at night cause I was never invited to prom?" The man looked at the other two ANBU's as the one on his left wore a Wolf mask and the other a Fox, "What?" He said a bit confused hoping his comrades would know but only shruged to him as they themself were a bit confused as well. Roy walked over to him and put his right hand on his shoulder, "Hey! Don't be so up tight owly dude. Have a drink with me." He started at Roy and shruged his hand off.

"Sorry Roy I can't do that, and besides your causing trouble to the community we have to take you in." As he was moving to grab Roy, he smacked his hand away and qucikly bending the middle finger on his right hand once again, holding it down with the thumb while keeping the other three fingers extended. Then jabbed the ANBU threw the eye holes in his mask blinding him, "AH!" He screamed as he fell to the floor ripping off his masking rubbing his eyes, "SOB!" Roy looked at the other two that were trying to help their comrade on the floor, "You come to my land to ruin my fun, you treaten my six hundred children, steal my me, kill the horses and ride to the sunset on my women! How dare you!" He said to them. The both stood their staring at him with a more questioning question one how he even become a ninja.

Bending only the middle finger on both his fingers, holding it down with the thumb while keeping the other three fingers extended. He trusted both his hands foward toward the two trying to get them, but they were prepeared this time and jumping back out of his reach they got away from his attack, "Haha! I haven't washed these fingers since last year!!!!" He shouted. The man in the wolf mask bolted off towards Roy trying to hit him with a right hook. Roy rocking back and forth now fall all the way back landing on his head berly as his knees where bend back, "Haha you missed!" He shouted as he qucikly jumped back up foward slamminghis head right into the ANBU's head sending him stumbling back as well. He then trusted his right hand that was still in the postion with the middle finger pined down with the thumb, crashing into the ANBU stomach knocking him down to the floor. "Ha!" He said as he jumped back standing on foot and started to rock back and forth as he did.

[fang]

Umm..... I think I have this right.

+5 TP
5/5

[Roy (Defiance)]

*Shurgs* I dont know....Anyways

Drunken Maid Flirts with the Master
Rank: C
Skill: Taijutsu
Effect: (in description)
Special: --
Drawback: --
Description: The user begins to sway and mimic a drunken woman, one hand down with the elbow bent out along with the hand, the other near the face and both hands with the middle finger as the only finger bent in. When the opponent attacks, the user performs a quarter turn to the left, their right hand being the one near the face, and begins to move it side to side. This deflects any fist attacks that are aimed toward the chest or face, turning the blow so that it only strikes the air.
Limit: Must be drunk to do.

The Anbu with the fox's mask was surprised that Roy was able to beat two of them, Slowly but surely the Anbu with the wolf mask slowly stood up growling a bit as he looked at roy, "How dare you!" He shouted as he clnched his fist as he looked at Roy, "I am a proud Anbu of sou---" His speach was cut short when roy threw a peice of pie at him, whiping it from his face he looked at him, "What the hell man! Does this look like a food fight!?!?" Roy stood quite straing at him, "Well, Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal!" He said as he charged him and jumped in the air grabing onto him and biting him on the right shoulder, "Ah!" He screamed out, Roy then threw his body back falling down on his back and fliping the Anbu over him and sent him crashing into the wall where he seemed to be in some pain now. "Damn you! I will ---" he was then cut off as the Anbu with the wolf mask spoke, "Wait! I will take him." The Wolf Anbu nodded his head and sat down on the floor taking a brake.

Roy got up looking around for someone, "Hey were jim go?" he siad as he began to sway back/forth and mimic a drunken woman, one hand down with the elbow bent out along with the hand, the other near the face and both hands with the middle finger as the only finger bent in.
The Anbu with with the wolf masked walk over towards Roy and looked at him, "I will fight you now." Roy looked at the Anbu as he stared hard at him, "Huh? You have a soft tone for a man." The Anbu laughed at Roy, "You fight no man here." Taking of the mask the Anbu reviled to be a woman with long dark hair and green eyes. Roy's mouth seemed to drop a bit being a surprised, "Are you shock that I am a woman?" she said to him.

Roy shruged his shoulders,"Not really. Thought the ciircus was in town, Cause you look like the dog faced boy." She stood with a blank stare as she gazed at Roy with here eyes, "Oh, you are a wit, Roy... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble?"

Roy then sighed a bit as he lowered his head as he rocked back and forth," About as much as they go for your attempts at self deprecating humor." She then crossed her arms and looked at him, "So then it doesn't work." Roy then started to shake his head no as the answer,"No, not at all. But I've found a good dating service that's really good."

She then looked at him with a bit of a smirk," Cool. What's it called?" She asked a bit happy. The Anbu with the wolf mask looked at his team mate that was having a happy converstation with him, "Would you please get busy and beat him, Namie?" She then sighed as she shruged her shoulders and looked at Roy, "Oh... yeah. Sorry. Guess I'll have to kill you now or beat you at least." Roy then looked at her a bit sad "Okay. But I'm really gonna miss me when I'm gone."

Namie as here name was called, bolted stright towards roy sending a right hook towards his face. Roy seem he could stay in one place for to long and started to rock back and forth as she came to attack, her fist look like she was going to hit Roy fight in the chest but with his right hand he smacked her hand away missing the attack, "What the!?!?" She shouted as Roy jumped back, "Haha!" She then looked at him as here right eyebrow started to twich, she then came at him with a furry of attacks towards his chest and face, but once again but with amazing speed started to smack away her punches in every direction.

She jumped back and looked at him, "Damn...Why does this guy have to be a drunken master to." She muttered under her breath. As Roy just stood their looking around, she kicked up one of the borken tables and sent it flying towards roy with a single kick. Roy still rocking back and forth saw it coming towards him, with his right hand he smacked the table aside sending it toward the wall exploding on impact. "Oh you are good in the ways of old, but I am better!" he shouted as he dashed of towards her in a blur.

He was a arms lenght away from her, but acting quickly she sent a right half round house kick towards his face. But once again just like before he smacked her leg back with his right hand, she then hoped back once on one foot and planted both feet on the floor. She then started to attack Roy once again with a furry of punches to his chest and face. But one by one Roy blocked the attacks with only one arm, the two look like they would be equaly match if it wasnt for the fact Roy had the uper hand of being drunk. For her last attack she sent a Right hook again toward Roy's face, but roy blocked it with right arm again and rolled his arm around hers pushing up on it so she had to fall to her knees out of the submission move she was in, "Haha! I win! I always Win! Now what is my prize?"

[Yun.]

*Guitar solo* ADD IT DAMNIT!
[10/10] (If I am correct, that's how much it costs for a B-rank)

[wedge]

Blank green eyes scanned the many signs advertising and claiming to serve the best food. "We will take your taste buds and give them ZEE UPPERCUT!" One sign read, another made the strange boy give away a visible emotion. "Ramen is what we do for a living, don't concern your self with the ingredients..." Next to this little motto was a big letter "D" stamped to the shop window, with the health inspector seal just above it.

Finally something different from the flashy signs caught his eye. "Tea shine house", is what it read carved quaintly into what look like a nicely sanded hunk of tree. Just under is was a little banner that read "Grand opening!" Shrugging he took an abrupt spin on his heel, taking him directly into the shop. The inside was large with a pretty simple lay out, cute girls handing over food and customers throwing out cash.

Just then his short attention span caught on to the huge spectacle directly left of him. The guy that took him out of the Otokages house was now swaying and mimicking a tipsy woman as ANBU lay at his feet. At that moment Wedge's simple logic began to assess the situation. 'Ok, a jounin ranking ninja of your village has just taken out a few ANBU in a tea shop. He is a member of your clan and is doing a pretty good job embarrassing us. What would be the wisest course of action?'

Nodding to himself himself he made his way to the strange jounin, his pace steady and hands in his pockets. Now within two feet of the drunken man he removed his left hand from his pocket, holding his Mic. "I am going to stop you now, lets fight." Widening his stance he brought his mic to his lips and stared down his opponent. His right hand was brought up in a fist about shoulder height, ready to block an incoming blow. In his head a fat lady was going a guitar solo.

[Roy (Defiance)]

Around this time Kenma and the Anbu with the owl mask were getting their vision back, after Roy had jabbed his fingers into their eyes, "Damn that Roy." Kenma said as he rubbed his eyes trying to get the pain to stop hurting, "It's times like these I wish I never left the Hyoushi Village to come here, and why do I alway deal with Roy's nonsense? What can't Razel ever take care of him." He sat back up looking around to see that his vision was still a bit blurry, He could tell that the Anbu were here and next to him was the Anbu with the owl mask shaking his head, "Got you to, huh?" He said as he looked at the Anbu. The Anbu looked at Kenma and chuckled a bit, "Ya, got me when I tryed to reason with his drunken foolish ness." The both looked foward to see if the Anbu's were more then enough to handle the Drunken Roy.

The Anbu with the wolf masked watched as his team mate Namie was put into a submission move on the floor, "Damn, he got her." he said as he gritted his teeth together as he was getting mad at he was not able to do anything. Namie on her knees now were clenching her teeth together as she felt Roy put a bit more pressure on her arm as he pulled it up. Her shoulder felt like it was about to give in till Roy started to slowly losen his grip then finally drop her arm. She quickly scrambled to get away form Roy before he was able to do more harm on her. She looked at the kid that had came into the Tavern and was talking to Roy now,"I am going to stop you now, lets fight." She had no objection to the boy's coming. This would pay to her advatage as she would use this time to recover. But she couldn't help wounder if that boy was incredible brave, or just plan stupid. Either one she was greatful for it, she lend up against the counter as she now watched Roy to act crazy again.

"Huh?" Roy said as he let go of the girls arm and looked at Wedge, "I know you!" He said as he started to stumble foward towards him, "You that Nome I took out of Hibiki's closet. *Hic* He sent you to get vengence on me didn't he?" He then Stopped infront of him only a few feet away,"Well I hope you brought some extra gum, cause where going to party like it was today!" Then taking a step foward, Roy decided to jump back instad landing a few more feet away from him.

Staring at him with just a blank look, Roy pushed off the ground using his legs strength to catapult him foward in a corkscrew maner as he started to spin rapidly around toward Wedge. This was known as Konoha Guufuu (Konoha Tornado). He would go head first if his attack was succesful into his gut sending him back a few feet.

[wedge]

Wedge's tattered mind tuned out most of Roy's drunken rambling, his eyes and ears put to more useful tasks. When he made the decision to fight a jounin level sound ninja he payed no heed to the other ANBU. Now that the weight of the situation has been recognized he thought himself lucky the ANBU weren't as out of it as he originally thought. With the ANBU ninja a key player in successfully knocking Roy down he knew his job was to simply attract as much attention as possible. As the tempo of the fat lady's guitar solo increased, wedge fully focused on his opponent for now.

As the jounin advanced and rambled about a gnome he made no shift in his stance, blank eyes simply following him. Roy then abruptly jumped back and with speed no gennin could compete with he came at him with what looked like a goken move. The rapid spinning made it difficult to tell what part was coming at him. With his left heel he made a sharp turn to the right, clearing the space he was occupying with just an inches to spar. Within that second there was no time for a beat box attack or a kunai to take advantage of his airborne disadvantage. He only had a moment as Roy had his foot stuck out where he just was half a second ago. With his right hand he only had time to push Ry. That simple push however should screw up his landing.

Regardless of whieter it worked or not he was going to hit the floor in about .1 second on his feet or on his ass and Wedge was not going to be standing in the same place when he did. With only a scant moment he turned on his left heel once more while lining the bottom of said heel with a burst of chakra he slid quickly and awkwardly behind Roy. At this point Roy should land either on his terms (on his ass) or on his feet. Both where a disadvantage to Wedge. With such little time Wedge once again only had time for a half assed assault. With his right foot he sent a quick and futile kick in the general direction of Roy's back.

[Roy (Defiance)]

As Roy went spinning threw the air towards Wedge in his Konoha Guufuu (Konoha Tornado). The only words that can be heard from him was he did so were his laughter's , "Weeeee! hahaha!" [/i] He screamed as he spined. But unknowing to Roy, that Wedge side step out the way and pushed him off blance as he went passed him. Roy started to lop side a bit as he went spinning threw the air his chidlish laugh now have turned to a terriable scream of fear, "Ahhh! Where all going to die! Ekkk!" [/i] He screamed right before he crashed into the floor laying face down on the floor as his butt was pointed up in the air, Pushing up off the floor he sat back up looking around as he was confused on what happen. Now that he was confused and off guard it would seem the perfect time to an attack.

Which Wedge had planned on doing when he would send his left foot crashing into Roy's back. But Roy seemd to wabble a bit and fall on the floor Snoring now as he was asleep. He would berly dodge the attack by the skin of his nose as he fall down, what would happen to Wedge when he missed the attack was unknown to Roy still as he seemed to be passed out on the floor. Just then Roy started to spin on the floor getting himself away from Wedge as he did so, but as he moved away as he was on the floor he muttered to himself, "No Mommy! Just five more minutes! " [/i] He keeped on rolling till he got under a table where he just laid their still now snoring his head off as he wa asleep, "Take that you Rock!" [/i] saying as he slumbered under the table.

Roy would seem to be at peace with himself as he would sleep for only a while till he woke up in his druken rampage to contuine his attack on the people that were still in the Tavern. Roy would stir in his sleep as he would stay under the table and sleep. Kenma off in the distance watched as Roy went under the table to sleep, he did not know if Roy was faking it or really asleep this time. He then looked at the boy Wedge and say in low tone, "Boy! Watch out we don't know if he is out or not."

Just then Roy's eyes opened quickly as he jumped up and punched his body threw the table screaming his head off as if he was a monster, "Rawr! Roy Smash!" [/i] he then ripped the table apart and threw one of the half ripped table stright at Wedge, and the other half at Kenma.

Kenma would dodge it wold breeze as he ducked down out of the way and stood back up, placing his hand on his own mic, "Roy came down now. You want to be a Beat-box God like me and Raziel? Then you would sit down and be quiet!"

[wedge]

[Alright! I'm able to log in, no more unexpected trips AND I have sunburn so bad I can't leave the house. This thread should move around much faster, thanks for being patient btw.]

When his kick connecting with air he simply stood where he was, cautios of his jounin speed. The sleeping phyco, now under the table left him some time to prepare some counter attacks. With this bit of "quiet time", he pocketed his mic and quickly drew four shuriken. Drawing some ninja wire he quickly drew roughly ten feet of wire and cut the rest. Cutting the lenght roughly in half he tied two shuriken to each end of the two stranded leaving him with something to bind the drunken jounin. Quickly coiling the wire up he stuck the two traps in each pocket and took his mic in his left hand once more.

Just as he was finishing up his opponent burst through the table with yet another pop culture refrence. With half of a table flying at his face the mic at his lips was put to use. With an agressive and short burst of beats he unlesaeshed the beat-box's attack, his sites on the table. With the table so close his ten schreeching spheres of sound burst through the table like paper, with another four feet to pummel anything in it's way. Like a charging Roy for example. If the drunken man did charge him he would catch the brunt of the offence, if not it's purpose was served and it succesfully kept that phycopath at a distance.

Now taking one of his shuriken wire traps from his right pocket he was ready to subdue him. All he needed was for someone to attack or get the attention of Roy. With his mic still at his lips he let lose another series of beats, these disjointed and high pitched like a warped record going way to fast. He was initiating the "Sound wave shocker" technuiqe on Roy in hopes of making his shuriken trap less obvious later on. Making sure not to be in the same place to long he made use of the shushin no jutsu. now directly opposite of where he was a few moments ago he waited for an opportunity.

Name: Beat-Box's Attack
Rank: "Ch Rank
Skill: Nin
Effect: Combining different beat's the user is able to send out a furry of sound waves that take the shape of a sphere when the come out to strike their opponent multiple times.
Special: None
Drawback: None
Description: The user focuses on one person which he wants to hit, which they must be in their sights one them to do this move. This combines normal speed with rhyming beats. This move sends out a flurry of sounds that look like they take the form of a sphere as they come out to hit their target.
Ranking How Many Hits Fly Back
Chunin 20 10 feet

Jounin 30 15 feet

Kage 40 20 feet

Special 50 25 feet

Limit: Only found and used by the people of the Hyoushi Clan.

Name: Sound Wave Shocker
Rank: "Ch Rank
Skill: Nin
Effect: Cause the target to become disoriented by making them unable to see straight and causing them a vision problem by making them see double.
Special: None
Drawback: None
Description: The user focuses on one person which he wants to hit. By a combination of rhyming and a high pitch beats this move cause the target to become disoriented and unable to see straight causing them to have double vision. This technique is quite strong, and usually used as a type of distraction for the user so they are capable of doing a more dangerous move to them.
Limit: Only found and used by the people of the Hyoushi Clan. This move last for three rounds.

Shunshin no Jutsu, ug‚̏p, (Body Flicker Technique)
Rank: "C" Rank
Type: NinJutsu
Effect: This jutsu is a high-speed movement technique, allowing a ninja to move short distances at an almost untraceable speed. To an observer, it appears as if the user has teleported.
Special: ---
Drawback The user is only capable of doing this THREE Times per day after learning it the first time. Each time learned the user is capable of going into this multiple times. Each time learned the user is capable using this technique an extra turn per day. If the user uses this technique more then stated, the user's muscles will cramp and render the user unable to run about.
Description: This jutsu is a high-speed movement technique, allowing a ninja to move short distances at an almost untraceable speed. To an observer, it appears as if the user has teleported. A puff of smoke is occasionally used to disguise the user's movements. It is accomplished by using chakra to temporarily boost the user's reflexes. The amount of chakra required depends on the overall distance between the user and their intended destination. Shisui Uchiha, one of the most talented Uchiha, was feared as "Shisui of the Body Flicker" ("Shunshin no Shisui"), likely referring to this technique.

[Roy (Defiance)]

Roy would stumble back as his head felt like it was going to exploded now, "Oh man! This is some strong shit!" He said. He then watched young Wedge peform the Beat-box's attack, Roy only smiled as he stumbled back a bit more claping his hands. "Oh! Pretty music!" Roy fall down leaning up against the table now, "Oh, boy my head." Kenma Watched as Roy started to stager around, it would have seem Roy's Drunken Rage would be coming to a end now. All this fighten and running around from him was burning up all the alchol for him.

Roy then looked at Wedge as he started to perform another attack, "Hey that is my song!" He said to him as he seem to stumble foward towards him. Just then Roy heard ryming beats that were quite good but in high pitch beat. Roy then stood still looking at wedge as now his Double vision became a Quadruple Vision, "Oh! Hey Now!" He said now narrowing his eyes at Wedge as he try to get a good look on what he was doing, "Hey! I dont like all Four...Um Eight of you are doing!" He then put his hand on his head shaking his head a bit, Roy then smiled a bit as he looked at Wedge and waved bye to him. Just in a split second it would seem that Roy had disappear in a split second, he had used the Shunshin no Jutsu, (Body Flicker Technique).

Roy then appeared behind Wedge as if he would just teleport thier, a wicked smile went over Roy's face as he had his right fist hight above his head ready to strike him with a dengerous blow to the head. His eyes would seem dark and evil as he had a grin on his face. He would sneaker before he would shout out, "Die!" Then he would send his fist crashing down towards Wedges head, but only to have his fist go past his head and fall upon his shoulder. Theri Roy would now lean up against him half asleep muttering to himself the most weirdest things, "No Sue, Of course I like you baby....Just I dont want to wear that....*Hic* I hate that hat."

Kenma and the ANBU all stood up with a blank stare as they looked at the boy that had a the drunken Jounin pass out on him, "Is that it?" The Anbu witht he wolf mask said asked as he said as he was getting upset, "I got my ass kicked, just to have him pass out like that!!!" He then clenched his fist and bolted towards Wedge, "Hell No! I am killing him now!" The Anbu with the owl mask and Kenma jumped infront of him holding him back, "Don't do it! He is passed out!" The Owl Anbu, "Are you nutz! You trying to start a war between the Hyoushi clan?"

Wold Anbu struggled to get loose, "Let me Go!!! I want to bath in his blood now!" Roy would start Rubbing Wedges head, "Oh teddy beat how I missed you." Namie that was the Fox's Anbu went to wedge looking back at the two struggle with the Wolf. "He little boy you mind getting him out of here? Before mister grumpy pants gets hold of him? " She then look back and watch Kenma have in a head lock punching repeatly in the head, "I said stop!!!" Namie then looked back at Wedge with a smile, "If you do this for him I am sure he will repay you." She then patted Wedge on the head hoping he would do so as they will try to calm the wolf anbu, "Take him to the park or the Hospital or something."

[wedge]

Wedge stood attention as the drunken Roy became further disoriented. Although he appeared to be sobering up slightly he made sure the shuriken trap in his right hand was ready. Then with untraceable speed his target vanished and appeared behind him. Within that moment time slowed and shinobi instincts drilled into the skulls of every sound ninja took effect. His left heel shifted ever so slightly with chakra built along the heel to reduce friction. Right hand readjusting his grip on the shuriken and posture shifting. He would be able to slip away within the moment.

Then the menacing aura of the Jounin hit him like a ton of bricks. "Die", he clammed up his escape reduced to trembling and his eyes reflecting it's first real emotion since he entered the fight. Just as he believed the end was near that same fist and the body attached to it decided to rest on him instead. With the strange man beginning to mumble catchphrases once more Wedge was left feeling very awkward, almost disappointed on how anticlimactic the situation has turned out. As he stood confused the adrenaline rush faded, his usual thinking mechanics falling into place. Pocketing both his mic and shuriken he stood there with a puzzled look on his face. "What am I doing here?"

Just about then the masked ninja began talking, the wolf pointing and shouting about wanting to kill some guy. Then an old man plus an owl ninja held him back. Wedge simply stared as this went on, entertained. "He little boy you mind getting him out of here? Before mister grumpy pants gets hold of him? " Staring at the fox masked ninja he simply nodded, having no idea what he was talking about. Not bothering with paying anymore attention he turned to leave, making sure to throw the guy's arms over his shoulders. As he left the tea shop his father's voice nagged at the back of his mind. 'If there is someone passed out near you and you don't remember why just take them to the hospital! Now can you remember that? Wait, why are you climbing up there! he-' About then Wedge cut off his dad's rant about "common sense"and headed for the sound village hospital, the drunken man's feet dragging across the dirt.

[Roy (Defiance)]

As Wedge would carry the now hanged over Roy away to the hospital. Roy would seem to stir in his sleep as he moved around on Wedge as he still laided resting on him. As his feet would drag on the floor, Roy would move about shifting his weight around, after placing his right hand on his head and started to rub his fingers threw his hair. Roy would chuckle a bit as he smiled, "Oh your hair is soft." Droping his arm down as it now dangled back and forth as they moved, Roy started to stir once again.

His eyes slowly started to peek open as his vision was still a bit blurry, "What the?" he would say as he was facing towards Wedges face. His right eye seem to perk up as he looked at him, "Don't tell me I had sake and sleep with----" He stoped right their as he felt a large pain strike him in the back of the head, "Ah! Damn my head hurts." He muttered. Roy then pushed himself off Wedge jumping off him to get back on his own two feet. But once he landed on the floor he seemed to stumble back a bit as his body wasn't at 100% yet back to normal. With his right hand he clenched on to his forehead feeling a terriable headache come over him.

"You boy?" He would say as he tryed to narrow his eyes as he looked at Wedge. "What happen? Why am I out here? Where were you taking me?" He would say. He did remember fighting everyone int he tavern. Roy then Shake his head for a quickl moment as he looked at Wedge, as he looked at him he remember he was the boy that he pulled out of the kages office as he was living. And from what he can remember, their was no dought in his mind this boy was from the same clan as him. Taking a deep breath, he shook his head once again and opened his eyes up wide as he look around for a split moment for he shook his head again, "So what brings you here." He would say to trying his best not to slur over his own words.

[wedge]

Wedge felt the guy he was dragging begin to shift, the hungover idiot running his hand through wedge's hair. "Oh your hair is soft.", Gritting his teeth he walked on, remembering the last time he had dragged his own father home. Being a clan failure and having your wife leave you seems to make some ninja have a once a month drink-a-thon, the lucky winner gets to have their immediate familty called in order to pick up the passed out vomit stained corpse from the side of a rundown bar. The elder Hyoushi he carried let his arm hang limp as he once again began to stir.

Now Roy seemed to be waking up some and suddenly without much warning he jumped off Wedge and landed very un-shinobi like. He seemed to be feeling the hangover. Wedge turned to face the weird guy just as he began bothering him with questions. "You boy? What happened? Why am I out here? Where were you taking me?" Pausing he began searching for some answers but his disorganized mind brought up his 6th birthday party and a movie he saw called "Deliverance". Damn now that I'm older I realize that guy was but-raped..wow" Just when he was about to absorb himself in the details of his birthday party memories his common sense (which seemed to adopt the voice of his father for whatever reason) shouted 'focus damn you!'

"My name is Wedge, not boy. I forgot what happened, your out here because I carried you out here, and I was taking you to the hospital. Now you are awake so I can go home and ask Biggs what I was supposed to do at the Otokage's office." With this said he began disassembling the wiretaps in his pockets. When he was about halfway through the events at the teen shop came flooding back. "I remember now. You where embarrassing the clan in a new tea shop. Then some ANBU guy wanted to bathe in your blood. Another ANBU told me to take you out of here." As he finished his explanation he had both his wire and shuriken back in his weapon satchels. Turning to Roy he began to walk in his direction, home was the other way after all.

[Roy (Defiance)]

Roy would look down at him as he started ot pick his right ear with his right pinky, He seemed not to pay attention to the first half of what Wedge was saying to him. Due to Roy's short attention span now he heard the words, "Waaa, waa, waa, wawawaaa, Wa!" It was as if he were in a a comic strip of the peanut gang. 'Huh? I wounder what ever hapeen to charlee brown?' He would think to himself, but when Wedge mention the ANBU's his attention was drawn to the boy as he spoke about it, "Oh Ya, those Anbu's. Namie was pretty Cute, did I get here phone number by chance?"

He then looked up into the sky as he placed his right hand upon his chin as he started to think about the Anbu girl. He seem to be captivated by her appearance and seemed to be day dreaming about her. As he looked up in the sky he could see the cloud's form into here and that is when his imagination breaks loose. He starts to think of them haveing a happy life on a hill, living in a white little house. Their he was moaing the lawn as Namie was in a out rages outfit, they would have two kids that would look like them. He began to blush as these thoughts ran threw his head. "Oh boy, I woul--"

As he looked down he noticed that Wedge was leaving him, "Hm?" He said as he watched him walk off in a direction we wasn't really on planing on going. But Roy shruged his shoulders and followed Wedge to where he was going. As he followed him he started to beat-box's as he followed him, by using pefert rhyming rythum, with a few mixed beat's he continued to free style.
"DJ Roy is in the HOUSE! Now everybody in the body-o start to BOUNCE! I can't *POW POW POW POW POW* Now everybody go *POW* Start to move on the dance floor *POW*"

Roy would continue following Wedge as he would still keep on Beat-boxing. It would be till then Roy would most likly keep bumping into him once in a while as his feet would move faster then his mouth, causing him to bump into Wedge's back once in a while. After a few bumps Roy would look down upon his young traveling friend and smile at him as his face would ligten up, as his eyes would dazzle with light in them beyond his broken Shinobi Hunter mask.

"So..?" Roy would say to him as he would put his arm around him, "Where are we going?" He then looked around as the people around them would look at them as if they were nuts. "Cause where ever we are going I hope it has food, Cause I am one Hunger Beat-box's God." He then would laugh as he would stagger back and forth, still feeling the effects of being intoxicated.

[hyoushi]

It didn’t take Kigahen Hyoushi long to find his brother, he could smell the sake from a mile away, it made him thirsty! He began dancing forward toward the Tea Shine House, a place he had not been to at all, although if it had sake and his brother, then it was his kind of place. He had been busy delivering milk as usual, he couldn’t understand why they kept him away from the sake stores...not like he was a drunk or anything.
“I can quit whenever I want!” Then he noticed two people leaving the Tea Shine house, it was his brother Roy and Wedge, another boy of the Beatbox clan. He remember Wedge because he had delivered milk to his house once, then tripped leaving and knocking over the rest...heh.
“ROY! ROY!!! Wait for me!!!” He began to pick up his pace and run toward his brother and Wedge, tripping over himself as he ran, unable to control his own momentum as he got closer and closer to Roy.

”... I hope it has food, Cause I am one Hunger Beat-box's God." Kigahen would crash into the back of his brother, that was if his brother didn’t just move out of the way, his brother was so cool like that, dodging so good while he was drunk. Either way Wedge was probably going down, or he might dodge too, and then Kigahen would crash face first into the dirt. In either case, Kigahen would pick himself up from the floor, coughing a bit in their direction, dusting his black and grey outfit off and adjusting his necklaces.
“Heh. Sorry bout that entrance...I’m not as cool as my big bro Roy.” He smiled and seemed all...hyper, as if he had enough energy to power a village, rocking back and forth on his feet.
“So where you going? Can I come? I wanna come!” Already he was grabbing onto Roy’s sleeve, shaking his drunken brother a bit, making sure to stay clear of his mouth if by chance his brother showed them what he had for lunch. After a moment he was gone again, this time in front of Wedge, poking Wedge in the right shoulder.
“So where you going, huh? Gonna get some food? I’m kinda hungry! Let’s go get something to eat!”

I wonder if Wedge is cool like Roy? Maybe he owns a shark! A shark that can dance! Or maybe he has ninja wizards!!! With...umm...bears...that...shoot laser from their eyes!
“That would be friggin’ awesome! Pew pew! Eat it Mordor!” Kigahen was acting as if he were shooting a gun, his finger in a gun shape, making the same ‘pew’ noise over and over. That’s when the sound hit him and he had an idea, it would be an awesome sound to add to his beatboxing! Putting his hands over his mouth, he began to spit his crazy beat, wondering if Roy would approve of his groove. ‘Skchit...boom boom boomboom bang...clack clack...digga huh pow digga bang!’ “I said me and Roy gonna rock the house, and Wedge will be hear to turn it out. We’re gonna shake it boom shake, no we won’t break it, but never fear cause no one can take it!” ‘Pew pow bangbang pew pew pow bang bang...wikka wikka bang pew wikka pew pow!’ His eyes turned to Roy and he smiled brightly, giggling just a bit at what he had done.
“How was that, Roy? Was it good? It’s your turn, Wedge! Gooo Wedge, gooo Wedge, go go gooo Wedge!”