On patrol (mission, closed)

[The Irredeemable ZaG]

Name: Guard Duty: Village Patrol
Rank: D
IIC Length: 1 Day
Difficulty: Easy
Description: A shinobi or a cell of shinobi are to patrol the inner city of the village for an entire twelve hour shift. They are to take note of any suspicious activity and either act on there own or alert senior Shinobi. As well they are to keep the order within the city, settling any scuffles or mishaps. Usually taken by genin who are just learning the process's involved with protecting the village.
Objective: Patrol the inner city of Amekagure, investigating anything suspicious, as well as keeping order within the village.
Reward: 1000 Ryo
Note: May be done an infinite amount of times.

Zag was waiting on a block corner, yesterday he got the details on where he was supposed to patrol, Zag lent against a rusty pole that had lost its sign, he'd gotten there early, not so much out of eagerness but more he woke up early and coud'nt get back to sleep, he looked up at public clock, its digital display flickered constantly but he could see it was about ten o' clock, he let out a sigh and stopped resting on the pole and started doen the nearest street, it was moderatly busy, he was only patroling the ground level, were the tall towers that make this village share only little of the sunlight given, merchants and shoppers alike walked this street, it was mostly useless trinkets they were pushing, digital watches, amekage bobble heads, those toy dogs that do backflips ect... Zag took a look at each table to see what they had, mostly it was cheap crap that were maybey choking hazards for kids but nothing worth cracking down on.

He continued on in the shopping district, distracting himself whenever he saw something buyable, he was following the crowd down an arcade of stalls when he saw one person branch away and walk between an ally hidden bwteen two stalls with plastic ANBU action figure which all had the 'Made in Hi no kuni' badge on them, curious Zag followed, the two merchants that manned the stalls seemed to ignore anyone that walked down the ally, Zag could no longer see the person who he was following, but the ally turned left after about twenty meters, the only source of light was a broken light bulb that could only alleviate the darkness sporadically, it reeked of being totally sussed.

[The Irredeemable ZaG]

Zag cautiosly made walked down the ally, he took one of his dai shuriken off his back and held it out infront of him just in case he would have to defend himself, his footsteps made tiny splashes that echoed up against the cold brick wall, the whoel atmosphere of the place was seedy and underbelly, in the flickering darkness Zags imaginationran rampunt with the possibilities, what could be just around the corner, a fight club, mob base, public restroom, in the grisly and decaying forgotton part of the city any of these could be possible, and the kind of person that would head for any of these would be trouble as far as Zag knew, finally he arrived at the corner, the precipace, he pressed his back to the wall, he braced himself then jumped out with a "Ha!" and faced whatever was his gruesome destination.

At first Zag thought is was a public toilet, he was looking right at a half open door with a mouldy gents sign on it, but when he realised that the person he was following was nowhere to be seen he knew it was some clever genjustu or a very lazy disguise, he put his dai shuriken away and took a few steps towards the door and opened it fully, automatically flurescent lights went on and Zag was blinded when he saw a stark white hallway completly at contrast with the dingy ally and lazy disguise, curious and knowing that its either this or shoplifters stealing cheap junk he chose the spooky hallway, he ventured inwards and closed the door behind him, he took slow careful steps, in case it was a suicide cult that booby traps its HQ to trap its members, but every move he made, his foot steps, his clothes and even his nervous gulp seemed amplified almost painfully in the silence, he grew used somewhat to the brightness and he could see that at the hallways end there was an armoured door with a slit about eye level, cautiously he walked up to the door, it looked like it could withstand an explosion, which would mean Zag would have to relay on his espionage skills 'Crap i'm screwed.' despaired poor Zag

Zag knocked on the door three times, just in case it was a code, the slit opened and a pair of dull and beady eyes looked at Zag like he was a bug on his sandwich "Password." said a voice Zag assumed to belong to the eyes since it would be very odd if it did'nt.
"Uh..." he paused "Password?" Zag replied back with a pathetic look on his face.
"Wrong, so away." and the slit closed on the intruder of his time and left poor Zag to continue his life never knowing what lay behind the door or what the guy behind the door's name was, however this was the most exciting thing to happen all and he was'nt done wasting valuable patrol time.
He made a few handseals and said "Transform." in a puff of smoke Zag had disguised himself as a blonde bimbo that looked like she had more hair than brains and more brains than clothes.
He knocked on the door again, four knocks this time, the slit opened and Zag gave his best brainless smile, all the while thinking he should have just left like the guy said, the eyes on the other side of the door inspected Zag, much longer than before, then finally when the eyes were sated the voice said "Yes, can i help you?".
Zag did a bimbo giggle (reminded somewhat of an assistant from amekage tower) "Sure you can, my friends said this was a great place, and i was bored and lonely so i came here, so you gonna let me in?" Zags self respect drained away.
"Thats sad, loser." said the voice, Zag was stunned, he did'nt see that answer coming "I heard you say 'transform' and that your a ninja, NOW GET LOST!".

The slit had been closed for a whole minute, Zag was pacing back and forth thinking of ways to get into whatever it was that he was now obsessed about, eventually he sighed and knocked on the door once more, the slit opened and a pair of angry eyes glared at Zag, but before the guard could say anything Zag shoved his hand down the slit and slapped an explosive tag onto the guys head, "Now theres two ways i'm getting in there, either you open the door and i take to bomb off your face or i blow you head up and hope the shocke destroys the door, its up to you but keep in mind option two will happen unless you open the door in five seconds 1... 2..." the door opened and almost two meters high is sweating like crazy because of the bomb on his face, Zag peeled off the explosive tag and made it quite clear that the guard should leave, he was know inside "Hooray!"

Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill)
Rank: E Rank
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: Allows the user to transform into an animal or human of size or few feet larger.
Special: Dog, Boar, Reverse Ram
Drawback: You can never gain the attributes of what you turn into. You are only capable of transforming into a human or animal that is of size, or few inches smaller. If hit once the user immediately reverts back to their original state.
Description: When using the seals of the Dog, Boar, and Reverse Ram the user quickly transforms into any human or animal that is of size or a few inches smaller, or even a few feet larger. The user at this stage is only capable of holding the form for four turns at a time.
Limit: ---

Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Skill)
Rank: E-rank
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: A Henge technique in which the user turns into the opposite sex.
Special: "Same as Henge"
Drawback: ---
Description: The jutsu appears to turn the user into a beautiful, person of the opposite sex, with clouds of smoke floating around the figure. The jutsu is extremely efficient when it comes to distracting an opponent, primarily male, and also works well for exposing perverts.
Limit: Must know Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill), Automaticly gained when the user knows Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill).

[The Irredeemable ZaG]

Zag finally made it inside..... whatever he was trying to get inside, the guard was long gone, obviously he's not used to having his life taken a method of opening a door, past the door was a long stairway that spun upwards higher and higher into the upper levels of the city, Zag looked up the stairs, from the bottom he could hear the sound of merryment and rough laughter, part of him said go up, climb the stairs, be the hero, bust the gang and get paid so he can eat like a king, but another part of him said that he was only supposed to patrol the ground level, and that if he did climb the stairs its in violation of his mission, he stood their struggling with what to do, but soon the choice was given to him.

Zag was standing there deep in comtemplation, when all of a sudden he heard the door to the ally squeak open, a portly gentleman shuffled into the bright white hallway, the lights blinded him and stopped him from seeing Zag, quickly he closed the metal door and opened the slit to make it look like the guard was still there, the stranger waddled as fast as his legs could take him, when he had reached the door he stopped for a breather "Password?" said Zag in a gruff voice.
"What.... franklin there is no password its me nick." the man sputtered.
"That jerk, he was just messing with me, he's so cool." said Zag, unfortunetly he said it aloud and in his normal voice, he looked through the slit once again and saw the newcomer had a confused look on his face, soon replaced with shock, almost immediatly replaced with running away.

Zag burst open the door and chased after the man, which was done with a walking pace, since the guy was so fat you see, Zag walked beside the man, he was ten centimeters shorter than him but three times a thick, eventually zag got bored of keeping paced and stood infront of the festively plumped gentle men and blocked his escape "Sorry sir but you can't leave untill i know whats going on upstairs." he said in the same tone a cop would tell a drunk to walk on the line, the suited ham tried fruitlessly to get past Zag by pushing him aside, tired and sick of standing in the big bright and echoey hallway Zag simply shouted "Sit down." loud enough that the hallway reverberated for a whole minute, suddenly things seemed a bit quiter than before.
Zag could'nt work out why untill he heard "Franklin, whats going on." come wafting down the stairway, stunned, Zag culd'nt think of what he should say, but it got worse when he heard "Were sending down big Earl."

[The Irredeemable ZaG]

Big Earl was his name, but big Earl was'nt big, he was f*****g huge, he crouched down just to fit in the room, he took one look at the ground floor, Zag could see on his face he definetly noticed franklin was'nt there, the giant brutes eyes slowly connected the dots as it realised that the door was also open, the hallway was bright, theirs people in the hallway, a fat man and a stranger, from the look on his face big Earl did'nt like strangers much, 'This is not worth a D rank mission.' thought Zag as he reached into his ninja gear pouch for a scroll.

"Oi bosses, some kid snuck in 'ere, and 'es holding mista Nik." shouted the lummox, up the stairs the sound of a crowd of people all wearing very fine shoes charging towards the ground floor could be heard, the plump mister Nick was over joyed that he was no longer alone against the ninja, from the stairs came about a dozen men all in fine suits and half a dozen of their lady escorts, they stood gaping at the ninja that had snuck into thier hide out, from their get ups zag guessed they were some kind of gambler union.
The one with the finest suit and most spoilt looking woman wrapped around his arm stepped forward and pushed a so far unmentioned button that shut the door "Earl get the intruder." at the order big Earl started a crouched charge at Zag.
"Intruder, how'd he get in, intrudawindow." said Zag in a adrenaline filled bout of brave wit, instead of a scroll he pulled out a couple of his smoke bombs and set them off in his hands, the entire hall way filled with smoke and no one could see and thing, in the midst of the confusion and shouting the word "transform." was the most important one.

One of the gamblers pushed the button once more and the smoke cleared out of ther hallway and out into the ally, but by then the ninja was no where to be seen, the gambler boss gritted his teeth "He's gone up stairs, i heard him say transform so look for any one up there you don't know." the gamblers and big Earl rushed up the stairs to follow their orders.
The boss was about to join them when one of the girls tugged on his arm "I don't wanna be here if your gonna start killing ninjas." said the girl in a whiny voice.
The boss sighed "Fine go, in fact all of you go get out we don't need you here." the girls whined and moaned but ultimatly they all left the gambling den one by one.
It was sheer luck that Zags guess was right that a guy like that gambler boss would'nt notice one extra piece of pretty fluff around him, he had tranformed, once again had to, much to his displeasure, transform into the blond bimbo, he walked out with the rest of the girls and once again joined the crowd of the shopping district.

From then on it was rather smooth sailing, once he was a good distance from the gambler den he transformed back and found a ANBU guard, he reported to him the where abouts of the den and a squad of ninja flushed them out, so by the end of it Zag was worn out but ready to get paid and eat like a king.

Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill)
Rank: E Rank
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: Allows the user to transform into an animal or human of size or few feet larger.
Special: Dog, Boar, Reverse Ram
Drawback: You can never gain the attributes of what you turn into. You are only capable of transforming into a human or animal that is of size, or few inches smaller. If hit once the user immediately reverts back to their original state.
Description: When using the seals of the Dog, Boar, and Reverse Ram the user quickly transforms into any human or animal that is of size or a few inches smaller, or even a few feet larger. The user at this stage is only capable of holding the form for four turns at a time.
Limit: ---

Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Skill)
Rank: E-rank
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: A Henge technique in which the user turns into the opposite sex.
Special: "Same as Henge"
Drawback: ---
Description: The jutsu appears to turn the user into a beautiful, person of the opposite sex, with clouds of smoke floating around the figure. The jutsu is extremely efficient when it comes to distracting an opponent, primarily male, and also works well for exposing perverts.
Limit: Must know Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill), Automaticly gained when the user knows Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Skill).

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