Make it BOUNCE! [Training]

[take]

Doton – Bounce!

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Doton no Jutsu (Earth Release Skill)
Rank: "C"
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: ---
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: With this skill, or release, the user is now capable of using, and performing techniques that deal with the element of Earth. This means that any NinJutsu or specialized TaiJutsu that deals the Earth Release will need this in order to be performed correctly.
Limit: ---

So here he was out in the wilderness of Tsuki no Kuni, which was not all that wild, but it did have a lot of earth for him to use. To be honest, it was an island off the southeastern coast of Tsuki no Kuni, but whatever. Don’t judge me! Having recently found a stock pile of scrolls in the former Daimyo’s home, which he won from him in a game of Extreme Checkers, plus the right to rule Tsuki no Kuni, Take was quite astounded. Now he could train to be like a ninja, which would definitely improve his bandit skills in the future. However, since he could not exactly decide what he was going to train, he wrote a bunch of skills down on some torn paper and put it in his bandana, mixing them up and pulling them out at random. Lo and behold, Doton no Jutsu, the Earth Release skill. So, here he was, about to train something he had no idea how to train. Wait! An idea! Booyah bitches!

Training Time Mofo!

“Time to make the earth bounce.”

Take, being a Taimaster, could not really control his chakra well. Did that matter? Hell no it didn’t! As unskilled as a dancing elephant, Take tried to gather his chakra into his hands first, since this would be necessary to even try learning this release…he guessed. Wow was it ever hard; he was even breaking a sweat! No way it should be this hard to get access to something within your body, he never had to work this hard to take a piss so why should this be different? After a little while, he was actually able to accumulate a good amount of his own chakra into his hands, which kind of astonished him from the difficulty; he even dropped his cigarette! Now for the hard part. Ha ha ha.

One hand would be placed on the ground, the other following a few inches away, as if he was going to give CPR to the world. Ha! Now wouldn’t that be something? He had heard once that in order to control the earth, he would have to first hear the beat of the Earth’s Heart, or was it feel? It was definitely feel. So, he would have to feel the beat of the Earth’s Heart, not something that looked to be anything easy. First he would have to make a connection to the earth on a chakra level, which would mean infusing it with the very earth, and keeping it from getting swept away by other things in the ground. But just how the heck was he going to find, let alone feel, the heart beat of a planet? Boy was this ever hard.

Any other shinobi would have figured it out, they probably would have sent chakra all over, searching for the heartbeat, but Take was no ninja. So instead of sending out a bunch of tendrils, all he could do was send one into the earth, sending it down as deep as he could; do you think it was really deep? Heck no. About two feet from Take, his chakra started to fail, and it started to break apart the further down he got. However, he had made some progress. His chakra had ‘heard’ the beat of the heart of the planet, which meant that it could not be that much farther down, so all he had to do was dig deep, grab his cohunes, and push it to the limit. What did he need? The man scream of course, that would get him pumped!

“UUUUUURRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”

Now he was pumped! He was a superhero now! The Shuffle Alliance didn’t have shit on him in this state! Thrusting his fists into the earth, punching through it up to his elbow, he then released his chakra into the earth. That was thinking smart! Go deep already, then release your chakra, man was he a genius or what?! With a raged expression of determination, he pushed his chakra as hard as he could, sending it speeding straight down through the earth. Now, as we zoom out from the earth, all the way out into space so that the earth is just a blue and green sphere, we see that there is no change. However, once we put on the chakra seeing goggles (places goggles on the reader’s face), we can see a line of light brown chakra traveling through the earth from where Take is standing. We’ve taken the liberty of editing out the other millions of chakra signatures for an easier viewing, you’re welcome, no need to thank us.

Now as you can see, the line is traveling very deep, so deep, that it passes through the center of the earth, definitely feeling the heartbeat of the earth. The only problem now is that the chakra keeps going, heading to the other side of the planet, where this unsuspecting Joe is standing on flat ground (camera zooms in to show some random guy in the open). Now watch the ground where he is standing, see it suddenly bulge underneath him, it’s about to burst out…now. (The guy the camera was on falls over, the earth having bumped him from underneath, knocking him off balance.) So as you can see, Take has indeed succeeded the first part of his training, causing the earth to bump a little, but to truly succeed, he would need to make it bounce. Now back to Take! (Camera zooms back in on Take.)

“Where are the results?”

[Masakuni]

There's more bounce in this thread than in my girlfriend... That's sad.

10/20

[take]

Take was still searching everywhere for a bump of some kind, looking behind trees, under rocks; even under his shoe. There was nothing to be found, not even an anthill. Kind of strange right? Scratching the side of his head, he began to ponder on just what could have happened, thinking that perhaps he had failed to do what he had tried. Well, it was not easy for him to control his chakra, so there was a good chance that his attempt had been a flop. Taking another puff of his cigarette, he reached for his pocket, finding that his phone was vibrating. Flipping it open, he was in for quite a shock.

“Hello? Who are you? How’d you get this number?! Bump? Uh…I gotta go, you got the wrong number, no habla ingles!”

Closing the phone as quickly as possible, he tossed it to the floor, staring at it as if it had just tried to bite him. How the heck had that guy gotten his number? Was that guy a stalker? Was he hiding in the bushes right now?! Blackish-blue squiggly lines fell over Take’s eyes at the thought, shadow covering his face, and everything around him going dark except for the spotlight that was on him…and a single bush that moved. His head turned slowly, he was already creeped out, and he stared at that bush like it was going to talk to him. It moved again and his hands came up, his left across his torso, his right bent so that his hand would come in front of his face, his fingers pointing toward the sky; even his left leg was raised. Out ran…a squirrel. Sighing a sigh of relief, Take began to laugh at himself, picking up his cellphone and putting it back into his pocket.

More Training Punk!

As Take picked up his cellphone, he noticed that the ground bumped and rose with the contact of his hand, which was strange to say the least. Question marks appeared above Take’s head as he looked at the ground, touching it again with his hand, and that is when he could feel it. His chakra was connected with the earth! Must have happened during the time he got scared, kind of like a reaction, as if the earth was going to protect him from a psychotic stalker. Now he didn’t feel so manly after thinking about it. Rising back up to full standing, he puffed his cigarette again, exhaling the smoke through his nose, and then lifting his foot. Stomp! The earth to his right would raise up, like a bubble, or more like a light when the base kicks in on his boombox. Well that certainly gave him an idea. Music Video!

Out of thin air, Take brought out a boombox, setting it down on the ground and walking a few meters away after turning it on. Bounce! Every time the base would bump, Take would make the ground bump, or that was the idea anyway. Stomp! The ground would rise all around him, bouncing with his stomp, then falling just as quick as they had appeared. He rose his right hand, the ground to his right would raise, falling once again as soon as the base left. Then his left hand, the ground following suit, falling again like before. But his little music video was cut short by none other than random Joe, who had somehow made it here, causing the ground to bounce with him as well.

“Hmph! You want to ram with me? Hmph!”

Take spoke as if it was a poorly dubbed, old Japanese movie, his mouth still moving after he had already said the words. They weren’t even on key! Just how did he do that? Take lowered his head and rushed toward a ram of rock, created by Joe, for the sole purpose of having a ram battle. CRUNCH! Take stumbled back a bit, as did the ram of stone, but both were still standing. Round two! Take slammed his head into the ram again. CRUNCH! This time the ram fell over, Take still standing, waving his arms as if he were declaring the ram out. Pumping his fist in the air, the ground would rise with him to his right, and victory music would play. Joe walked away rather sad, but that’s what happens when you mess with Take. HIS DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

[Masakuni]

+9! Almost!




























Jk. +10, learned. =)