STONE MUTHAFUCKA, YOU SPEAK IT /M/TRA/O

[jakkaru]

Name: Iwa Alliance
Rank: B
IIC Length: 48 Hours
Difficulty: Moderate
Description: A single Chuunin will be sent to the Embassy in Kaze no Kuni, where they will meet with the current Tsuchikage. There the Chuunin will meet and present the Tsuchikage and those brought with him a document and parcel. The Tsuchikage will review the document and information for the Suna-Iwa Alliance. The Chuunin will support the document and motion to sway the Kage, if necessary. After the meeting the Chuunin will report back to Sunagakure to report.
Objective: International Relations | Establish a new alliance with Iwagakure.
Requirements: One Chuunin
Reward: 5,000

Exiting the gruesome bloodied gates of the sand village, the chuunin was on his way to stone country. One real problem was all that separated him from making some dough and rackin up a mission. Some young teenager had been placed with him to go to the stone country. How lame was that, now instead of traveling around, picking up some girls and extorting some shop keepers. He would be babysitting some angsty punk with a cracking voice and ass acne. Definitly not his choice of a fun time, if he wanted this to go smoothly he would need to make sure this kid knew who the boss in the team was.

Worst of all he hadn't even arrived yet, hopefully the kid wasn't lost. All he had really done was exit the gate and run a couple miles when the kid wasn't looking. A brief laugh would be let out aloud as he thought about it. If the kazekage asked why the kid didn't go on the mission, Johnny would just tell him that he was going to slow to keep up with him. I mean it wasn't the chuunins fault that the kid wouldn't be able to follow him all the way to the rain country was it. Poor kid, missing all the pleasant views of rainy country. Rivers, swamp lands and the ever pleasant downpour of rain to ruin Johnny's nice suit.

[#147]

He had grown to hate the desert he lived in, it was either melting the skin on his body or turning the liquid skin to ice. The day so far from the night, the opposites would clash like a warm hitting a cold front. Koga made his way out into the desert spotting that guy in the suit once again. "You know, you look absolutely ridiculous," he would say as he approached his teammate. The idea of being partnered up with a guy wearing a suit made him laugh a bit. But Koga knew that looks meant nothing in this world, strength can be obtained in the oddest forms, looking at his unique abilities he knows that evolution takes weird paths to greatness.

[Okami]

Moved

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Apparently this gennin was faster then he looked, somehow managing to catch up with the man despite his huge head start. Not only was he quick but apparently he was quite vocal with his opinions about others fashion.

"Hey kid, real powa, da kind dat changes how tings work. Dat kinda powa right dere. That isn't made on the battlefield or in a training room, it's made in a meetin room. Buidness controlls what 'appens, you get what I'm sayin small fry. Dis suit right 'ere, it's for when we enter that kage's chambers and need to become buisnessmen not ninjas. Dis gourd here on my back and dis here iron sand in my clothes, dats for when we need to be a ninjas, yah dig?"

Hopefully the hook sword wielding teenager would understand what he was talking about. Although he vastly doubted it, no telling how dumb this kid was. At least they had the view to keep them company however, the stone country would always let itself be known to travelers. The rocky hills, rugged mountains and earthen plains, nigh impossible to miss for even the most unobservant of men. While the dusty dirt plains weren't the best for his leather shoes, they did wonders for his traveling soul.

[#147]

As they traveled they would enter the Land of Rain, such a cooler temperature was revealing on Koga's body. He would listen to the Chuunin as he spoke, or at least attempted to speak. Such fragmented words from a foreigners accent would make English seem like gibberish. As they made their way through the Ame no Kuni Koga would understand the gist of what he was getting at after a good think of it all. "I knew this guy was weird but damn..." he would think to himself as they traveled. They were sent to be representatives of Sunagakure. "Looks like I'll have to do all the talking," he said with a joke towards his Chuunin's accent. Koga kept moving along the rainy country side, he could see the sun coming through. They entered the Land of Earth as the idea of diplomacy seemed still like a trouble in Koga's mind.

[Moved to Earth]

[Okami]

Moved.

[jakkaru]

"Hahahaha Ain't chu jus' da funniest guy around, man you iz hilarious. Anyone eva tell you dat kid, you should be a comedian. HAHAHAHAHAH, you know what, youuuu know what. I'm gonna start callin you joker, cuz you just sooooo darn funny. yaaahhhhh Joker and Screamer that sure sounds pretty good"

He said to the boy while doing hand gestures, such as pokin the kids chest and leaning on his shoulder putting upwards as they talked. Hopefully he would feel the sarcasm in his voice about the kid being funny. Johnny didn't take well to having jokes cracked at him and he's lucky this kid was on his team and not some smuck ninja on the street trying to bust his balls. The chuunin would let it go though, he had to travel all the way to the capitol with this kid after all. No point staying angry at joker, he kind enjoyed the nickname he had given him anyways, sounded pretty good.

Getting closer and closer to the capitol of the earth country, wastelands would become more rural. Houses started popping up along the road and large business's would appear on the horizon. This meant they were getting incredibly close and that danger was now all around them. There alliance hadn't yet been formed and all it would take was one pissed off stone nin seeing them for a battle to ensue. Johnny doubted anyone would be able to take him and Joker though. If they stuck together, little would be able to stop them from getting to the capitol.

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The man continued in his accent to speak, seeming to be annoyed at the wise cracks coming from Koga. Koga didn't care, he was feeling confident while fighting against anyone. As they traveled it would seem as if they were nearing a civilization one of interest. The man offered him the nickname of Joker, it could suit him, eventually. Koga walked along the rocky path as he wondered if he would get picked off by a weapon from a well trained Iwa shinobi. His wits about him they would be entering the capital by now. "So what now? We get a hotel and write a letter to Iwa?" his questions would be more or less rhetorical towards his partner. It was clear to him that one way or another, the duo would probably have a hard struggle in front of them whether it be of physical or mental... that has yet to be decided.

[otakulegend]

Moved.

[jakkaru]

Finally they would arrive at a hotel in the earth country capitol of Soseki. Quite large and beautiful, decorated with the finest of amenities. Other hotels were around, but Johnny would only use the best if had anything to do with it. Entering the grand hallway of the hotel, hopefully with Joker behind him, he would approach the desk.

"Aye, yah you, hotel bookie, I gotz a request forzja. Yah see me and my friend ova here, we been travelin for awhile, all da way from sand village matter a fact. Yah you heard me da sand village, means me and him, we real dangerous people if yah know what I'm talking about. In fact my partner ova dere, he's whatcha might call a "loose cannon" heard some pretty nasty stories bout that guy when he gets angry. Now I aint saying we don't gotz the money we need to rent a room here. What I am sayin though, iz we aren't exactly fans of paying, if you get what I mean. So why don't you take dem pretty little hands of yours and give us da hotel keys before some people get dere heads split open, yah dig?"

Immediately a look of horror would cross the ladies face, further amplified by the fact that a sand nin headband was on Johnnys crown and kunai would be flashed from his pocket to her. Grabbing up their cards quickly she would hand both of them two the man and give them the room information. Turning he would give the card to his partner, assuming he was still behind the man and would make his way to his designated room.

[#147]

As they had wandered through the grand city of Soseki in the Land of Earth they would find a rather nice hotel, knowing that within this land there was a lot of wealth. Approaching the front desk the partner of his would begin to speak to the nice looking lady behind the desk. Using his slaughtered form of English he would threaten the lady making a reference to Koga being a loose cannon, despite little interaction, the man had booked Koga dead on the head. He'd grin a bit, this guy was nothing more then a common thug with some serious power. He was starting to enjoy this guy as Koga cracked his neck in reference to being tough as well. He wouldn't speak not this time, it would appear his Chuunin companion had handled this well. Accepting the key they would begin to make their way up to their room.

After a few floors passed the bell would ding on the elevator, the doors sliding open, the duo would find their room. Koga swiped the card and the door would unlock. Entering quite the nice little room he would take a quick peek around. "Nice job," the compliment was a true one, Koga didn't care about coming off as harsh in his work. "So now, we need to get a letter together announcing our arrival in Tsuchi no Kuni, and hopefully they will send an escort to retrieve us," Koga knew a little something about entering a village. He had done it himself after all, not originally from the Land of Wind he would be a registered Gennin of Sunagakure.

[jakkaru]

Following his partner into the room so graciously given to him by the clerk. Johnny would throw his ninja pack on the bed and search around for a piece of paper. Looking high and low for it in the room, under the couch, in the drawers, even in that little back thingy to the toilet. No paper was in sight though, then by chance he ran into a desk with the word "Composition" on it in big shiny red letters. Inside the drawer there was a full set of paper and a couple of pencils.

"God damn hotel, can't dey make dis paper more easy ta find. Always tryin to be sneaky wit dere shit. You know I coulda paid good moola for dis here roomz. Wasda point in me payin my bread if deze hotel fatcats gonna take advantage of it huh?"

Finishing his tirade over the hidden paper, he would pull out one of the pencils and sit at the desk. This was one of the moments he would need to shed his mobster like skin and revert to his former charming persona. Hopefully the shock of him not speaking in his mafioso dialect in proper grammar wouldn't kill the gennin.

"So I was thinking that we write something to the effect of

Dear
Lady Tsuchikage

I, Johnny DiMarco and my partner Koga Kamyuja have traveled to the earth capitol from the sand village. Traversing a great distance in hopes of gaining an embassy with your excellence. It is with this assemblage of two powers that we hope to forge an alliance between our villages. While this may come as a shock due to our former kages practice of Isolationism, there is no tricks. Simply put, our excellence Nirashi wishes to extend the hand of unity to your powerful nation. Hopefully you will take our proposal into consideration and send emissaries to meet with us at your earliest convienance.

Sincerely
Sand Emissaries
Johnny DiMarco And Koga Kamyuja

"Whatcha tink Joker?"

[#147]

Sorry bout the lateness Bro

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His hues would glance across the page's lines reading it word for word, the man's accent thankfully wouldn't carry over into his writing he thought to himself with a chuckle and a grin. He picked up an envelope and put the letter in it properly. Sealing it and writing Tsuchikage on the front of it he would open the door to catch a simple hotel employee walking down the hallway. "Hey there, you're gonna do me a major favor. Take this letter to a messenger bird and send it to Iwagakure. We're from Suna, and personally if I find out you didn't send that letter this hook blade of mine is gonna tear you a new if ya catch my drift," his words threatening and ever so true. The man would dash down the hallway with the sealed letter knowing his life depended on its safe arrival.

Turning back to his partner with a grin on his face as he shut the door behind him. "Its as good as done, now we wait..." he would say as he leaned back against the door relaxing himself. This was after all his second B rank mission today. A large amount of distance had been covered by Koga in a short period of eight hours. He didn't wish to destroy his body this easily, that could only be done in one of those epic battles where you go down in history and such.

[jakkaru]

Johnny was getting tired of waiting, it had been a few days that they had been waiting in the hotel and things were getting annoying. Koga was asleep or in another room, to be honest Johnny wasn't sure what he was doing but one thing was for sure, he wasn't in visible site of the composition desk where Johnny was. Scribbling up a quick note for Koga and leaving it on the desk before departing out the door. The note would read,

Hey Kid
I'm gonna take a trip around the fire country to see if I can rope in some pigeons, you know what I mean. I'll be back in a day or so, if the earth emissaries come before then I'm sure you can handle it.

Johnny "Screamer" DiMarco

::Exit::

[#147]

Waking up he would look around to see his so called partner was gone. Koga was not enjoying all this shit he was putting up with these days. Mouthy higher ranks pushing him around, treating him like a pack mule, despite his abilities surpassing some of their own. Koga would look around and find a note, directed to him from that oddball screw up in the suit. He left for the Fire Country, for no good reason. They were on a MISSION and he left, Koga couldn't believe that crap he was going to have to deal with. "F*cking great, just f*cking great," as he said that allowed the tone of an annoyed teenager was apparent. Koga knew very little about negotiations or diplomacy for that matter, not to mention the pure fact that he wasn't even a high enough rank to do this mission.

"I'm done..." he would state in a simple response, fed up with the lack of information and knowledge in this village he was so loyal to. Koga wasn't going to deal with it anymore. He preferred the life of a Pirate, moving around on a boat, traveling and seeing the world. Doing as he pleased with little rules to follow. He'd trash the room in frustration with all this he's dealt with. He would kick down the door and make his way out of the hotel. Knocking over tables as he wandered down the halls and making his way out.

[Exit]