WTF?! How'd I get here?!

[The Chairman]

Biki sta up. His Kikai floating around him. His mind foggy and his hair matted. His eyes dull from a wild night. He looked around at his landscape. It's yellow woody surface reminded him of a pencil... But it couldn't be. He tapped the ground and sure enough it was.

30 meters away no attack first or second post prep is allowed.
Basic site rules.

[Elgar]

His black robes would slide along the ground. With each step he would sway back and forth. Kicking up the dirt he would look up and notice a massive creature in the distance. The eight foot monster would sit with his bugs flying around him. Chuckling to himself Elgar would stop around thirty-meters and call out. "Yo!" The mission read that a man was wondering these parts. And just becoming a Jounin this was something he had to handle himself. Removing his robes he would toss them to the ground he would notice it was a rather large pencil. The man would lock his mismatched eyes on the massive man.