Derp's Kingdom (Event)

[The Vineyard]

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[atrb=style,background-color: #2c2c2c; width: 308px; -moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 20px 0px; border-right: #101010 solid 6px; border-bottom: #101010 solid 10px;] [style=background-color: rgba(227, 227, 227, .6); width: 280px; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 9px; color: #323232; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; height: 360px; border-left: #DD2C2C solid 3px; overflow: auto;] The man wearing pink would only smile as he would scratch the back of his head until they had done their talking and made up a decision. Upon making that decision he would say, "My lord's name is Derp. He is also my father," with that same goofy grin he would spin as if wearing heels, oh wait. If they were to see his feet, the shinobi would spot him indeed wearing two inch heels. Though this brand was made especially fitting for the snowy lands of the Land of Frost. It was ironic in a way but it wasn't condemning either way. So with that said, the man in pink would lead the way and head directly towards the much needed area known to be an entrance some 480 meters away from from the castle's gates. "We need to do a bit of walking to get to where my lord is but we will get there," finishing what he said with a giggle to himself. He would continue his prance-like walk and eventually they would arrive, estimate 7:00 pm, while he ignored them all and their conversation. It wouldn't bother him if they left but he would answer what questions needed to be answered. Upon reaching the gates to the under-city the man would knock on a tall ice spike looking as if it had covered an entire piece of the land itself as he would smile. "Here is our land. Do take care and not linger for you may find yourself slipping more than needed." A tall guard would come out with muscles lingering all along his body. Yet to the observant eye, this guard was just a farmer who has gained the muscles from carrying ice all his life. Now he would bid them enter upon opening the ice gate upon meeting them with a sign of pointing his arm down the tunnel. "Thanks hun," the pink clothed man would say with a pat to the farmer's chest. ----------------- OOC: Sorry again for being late and I am sorry for the message being short this time around. [/style]

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[★ KING K0NG]

As the others voiced their opinions, Mukizu remained slightly disappointed. How could they trust this odd little man? But, as the Hyuuga talked, The Flawless Ninja felt somewhat better. With his eyes a sneak attack would be pretty difficult to accomplish. The other three ninja said nothing of great importance, but it seemed they all came to some type of agreement; which is all that matters. Pushing himself off the tree once again, Mukizu followed behind the odd man. His movements were very 'feminine' which caused The Young Ninja so shake his head in disgust, but the image didn't remain in his head long. Suddenly, and with a cheery voice, the old man answered a question made by one of the other ninja.

"Damn... Your father must be pissed..."

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Mukizu whispered to himself as they group continued to follow the prancing male. Some time would pass, and the small group would come to a hidden underground city. And within this city, resided a mighty ice pillar. The odd man spoke, but Mukizu was paying no attention to his words; his mind still remained on the ice structure. A few moments later, a muscular man appeared from behind the structure. The muscular man pointed down a long tunnel; indicating that would be the groups next destination point. Mukizu entered the gate with cautious eyes and senses. He scanned what he could see with swift glances, his second set of appendages kept the tight grip around the hidden Kunai. Slowly, he began his journey with the group through the underground city. Still, not even a single soul was seen. Hopefully, the other four ninja kept their guard up. Mukizu's jaw continued to move, giving the webbing laced around his tongue more strength.
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Nenkin Shuuren
Rank: E, D, C,[/b] B, A, S Rank [5] [10] [30]
Skill: NinJutsu
Effect: A simple training allowing a Kumomusha member perform their jutsu involving Spider Sticky Gold or webbing in less time.
Special: ---
Drawback: ---
Description: Each rank can only be learned once, and each rank takes one second of the total preparation time. This training allows a Kumomusha member to chew and prepare their webbing and Sticky Gold faster, mainly by training the jaw and tongue.
Limit: Must be of the Kumomusha Clan.
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[cloudlost]

Train would listen to everyones opinion on what Train said but with a slight turn to the Hyuuga who had spoke wisely Train would nod repeatedly as he was right, as soon as Train had done so he turned his head toward the feminin man as he said his father was Derp. Train was not to sure if he was telling the truth or not, but with the Hyuuga's eyes as he stated earlier it wouldn't be easy for a trap nor surprise attack to set off.

Train would turn too the old feminin male who asked of them to follow him earlier he did so following him and the rest of the group. Upon arriving at 7:00 pm Train would see a mighty ice pillar up ahead. Upon reaching the gate Train had saw a very tall muscuelar man standing gaurd, but yet only stared at him as he pointed outward toward a sign deep within a tunnel that led underground, Train would go in ready for whatever was to come. Train would quietly listen to the wind as he had a great sense of hearing he could already be prepared for a person to strike whenever.

[Ronan]

Ronan was suspicious of the man still and couldn't see any more people in his sonar. He did feel a little more comfortable with a Hyuuga here as he knew his sonar wasn't as good as the Byakugan. As they followed the man ronan kept at the back of the group trying to study each member. He knew that one of them was a medical ninja, one a byakugan user and he noticed the other's amount of arms and webbing. Ronan didnt like Mukizu that much but remained silent for the entire journey - he didnt even play his instrument as he usually would.

They arrived at some gates when a tall muscular man came into view. It was clear he was standing guard and then greeted the femenin man in front and pointed us to a cave. As the group followed the man underground, ronan growled a bit he wasn't always comfortable in tight closed off spaces but followed reluctantly.

[Water Adept]

Falnyr slowly walked through the snow following behind the lord’s son; a small smile was fixed upon the medic’s face but his eyes did not share the emotion on his face. His sapphire eyes were fixed on the young man watching him warily; the fact that the man had shown no reaction to the mutilated body still unsettled him. He slowly let out a deep long sigh; they had no choice but to follow blindly however, this was their only chance to learn more about the warlord. He looked back for a second taking one last glance at the fortress that loomed over the landscape before it faded from view.

The artist remained silent as they walked through the tundra completely lost in his own thoughts; he barely noticed when they had stopped in front of a gate. The sound of the man dressed in pink shook him out of it however and he looked up to see a guard standing there. The man was massive, covered in muscles but he did not hold himself like a warrior, he slowly opened the gate revealing the passage that lay behind it. Falnyr briskly walked after the lord’s son saying a quick
“Thanks” as he walked past the muscled man. His eyes now focused on the tunnel ahead, it looked like they would soon meet whoever this lord was.

[Kirin]

Tenma's eyes would narrow a bit as the man identified him as the Lord's son. He wondered what kind of man the Lord would be have been able to raise such a......strange son. But that was not something of importance at the moment. The Hyuuga could tell that his words had reassured his comrades a bit; after all, sneaking up on one of his kind would take godly skill. The group would follow him, not making much conversation, but Tenma noted the few words that were said before they arrived.

White oculars would scan the pillar of ice, great as it was. Tenma wondered how it came to be used like this. His eyes had already noticed the guard, but from what he could see, the man would not be a threat. As their way opened up, Tenma looked into the tunnel, watching out for traps. Following his comrades him, he would keep up his ever vigilant guard.

[The Vineyard]

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[atrb=style,background-color: #2c2c2c; width: 308px; -moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 20px 0px; border-right: #101010 solid 6px; border-bottom: #101010 solid 10px;] [style=background-color: rgba(227, 227, 227, .6); width: 280px; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 9px; color: #323232; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; height: 360px; border-left: #DD2C2C solid 3px; overflow: auto;] The pink clothed man would smile upon entering the full entirety of the tunnels. The tunnels expanded for miles but what they needed was the main air shaft tunnel. With a hefty smile the man looked around to see his hubby-wubby closing up the gate. "See you later!" The muscled man would merely grunt a reply but the eyes all that was needed while he would smile back in an odd fashion. The pink clothed man continued on as he would traverse pass the ice tunnel's slick steps. As slick as they were, they could appear to make a proper slide if it weren't for the transcending stairs once at the bottom of the cave. Once upon those steps the ninja would be able to see the under city in all its magnificence. What splendid craftsmanship was used here. All the iron work along with ice manipulation with perfected statues of their king, Derp, and the son. The reception wasn't large seeing as how most were working or dying up above. The farmers were permitted in and out of the city so long as they had a pass with them. Without that pass a man or woman who was a farmer would be executed from the gate. "Here we are. The ninja I've been so willing to meet." King Derp would say in up lifted arms. He was larger than most men and even larger than the 'fat' clan. He looked to weigh a good 367 lbs while being gorilla short with the height of 4 foot 5 inch. Definitely a gorilla in stature though the long muscled arms of his were just that, muscle. "I am King Derp. I'm happy my son, Leto, was able to guide you all here. Sure enough the man upstairs would have tried to kill or force you to submit to his rule if you stayed up there for long. "Anyways, welcome to my home," with a hefty swing of his arms he went into a tadaa phase by showing off the entirety of the ice under city. "You are welcome to rest here today. Eat, be merry, be jolly, and indulge in whatever fits your fancy. But tomorrow I would like you all to report to this spot tomorrow for briefing if you so wish to wait. If not the waiting type then just tell me what you need to have answered." With the curl of the gorilla fingers the king would smile while resting on the ground by his knuckled alone. (This is a choice. Do make it however you deem fit.) [/style]

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[★ KING K0NG]

:::SKIP:::

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[Ronan]

Ronan took the lead but stayed close to the group, he wanted to get out of the tunnel, He felt uncomfortable in tight spaces which has bad accoustics. Although everything could be heard it still felt as if he couldnt hear past 3 meters either side of the group. His tension eased though as they came into a larger cavern and saw an admititdly stunning city. Soon after entering the king came up and greeted them quite loudly and publicly which Ronan didnt like, he looked the king up and down and raised an eyebrow, in his head all he could think was ... FAT...FAT...FAT...FAT but when he studied him again he noticed how much muscle there was aswell.

Ronan knew not to annoy this guy and gave a cautious bow introducing himself. Name's Ronan before chuckling at his comment about the man upstairs. I kind of doubt that we aren't really weak He grinned a bit and let out a sly laugh. When the king officially welcomed the group Ronan had to step back to avoid getting hit by the kings arms and then looked around once more. It was a truely beautiful placeand also hidden away, ronan fell in love with it. When they were offered to stay he looked at the others to see their opinion before anything else.

[Water Adept]

The smile that Falnyr was wearing was replaced with an expression of pure awe as he took his first steps out the ice tunnel. Statues towered over them almost terrifying in their realism. Every feature was carved in with exquisite detail and for a while Falnyr just stood there unable to do anything else. But this peace was soon shattered. A voice tore him back into reality and Falnyr sighed as he tried to hold onto the last fragments of the moments when his troubles had left him. But then his eyes spotted the man in the centre of the room. For a few moments Falnyr was taken aback by his resemblance to a gorilla but he quickly regained his composure throwing a slight smile back on his face as he did so.

This man uneased him, Falnyr thought halfway through the King’s speech. He spoke so cheerfully when his subjects were dying for him above their heads. It was almost as if he didn’t care. The man finished and Falnyr remained in silence weighing the man with his eyes. He wasn’t sure if he trusted this man, but then again what other choice did they have at a time like this. After Ronan had finished his introduction Falnyr began to speak.
“I would be honoured to accept your invitation sir” He spoke this with a forced cheerfulness In his voice trying to give the impression he wasn’t disturbed by this man’s tone. “But before we go and rest for the morning, I would like to ask you a couple of questions. Who is this man above us in the castle over there? And what is his relation to you?”

[Kirin]

Tenma's eyes had already seen the underground city when they had gotten close enough. He would hide his surprise until they reached the place, noting how his allies had responded similarly. The ice statues were certainly impressive. The creation of such works must have required a great deal of effort, as well as mastery of ice manipulation. But Tenma was focused on someone else. Namely, the man who seemed to be the king who had requested them.

He certainly seemed huge, though perhaps not as tall as most majestic kings were. He listened, but then caught on a certain phrase that the king had said. The man upstairs? Eyes narrowing, he could tell that he was not the only one who was wondering about that. One of his fellow Konohagakure shinobi asked the question. However, after the king had answered the question, the Hyuuga scion would happily accept the invitation of rest, though he would still be vigilant throughout his stay.

[The Vineyard]

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[atrb=style,background-color: #2c2c2c; width: 308px; -moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 20px 0px; border-right: #101010 solid 6px; border-bottom: #101010 solid 10px;] [style=background-color: rgba(227, 227, 227, .6); width: 280px; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 9px; color: #323232; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; height: 360px; border-left: #DD2C2C solid 3px; overflow: auto;] The man up stairs. Surely it was a phrase that was quite out of place for its own rights that which he kept to his own knowledge. However, seeing as how he invited these fine ninja here -- he would not feel the slightest bit displeased with this as he would then boundlessly smile and listen to the small wisps of air that whirled around in the city due to the air pipes. It was seemingly the best of the choices he has experienced the knowledge with but it was also something that didn't go wrong with all experiences. "The man upstairs is a vile man whose soul goal is to take over this nation and inevitably the world. His name is that which I do not wish to say but for you," Giving a jerked nod, Derp would say explicitly, "He is a man called: Exonium. He is skilled in the way of the sword but no matter how many soldiers I have sent against him who were also agilely skilled in that as well, they have never returned. I fear they have payed the ultimate sacrifice for their service." Truly a king as he would then pass out a single key to the white eyed shinobi (Tenma). "Use this key to enter the library. Use any resource there that you wish. It will have an extensive knowledge but only as far as who our enemy is and his past history. Anything the enemy knows as well as weaknesses are all sadly, unknown. We do however have the way he was defeated the last time though that is also a small bit of research that doesn't mean much." With a now happier appearance, Derp would then smile and bow to all the ninja, "I bid the well with a kind departure." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Now departing the king as the scene shifts to the upstairs world. A short knock sounded the throne room as a soldier entered. He was greeted by a terribly dark and crisp voice that surrounded itself in a velvet of horror, "What is it you want?" The soldier stiffened and had looked up saying, "We have visitors milord." The man would stand and walk forwards with a cool and slow walk towards the quivering soldier, "Thank you young one," And with a quick flash of a sword the soldier's head went rolling, "Shall the games begin?" The question revolved and ended the scene with a click of the sheath being filled with the sword, "Get this mess out of here!" [/style]

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[★ KING K0NG]

Mar 1, 2012 11:57:40 GMT -7 ★ KING K0NG said:

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I really have no fuckin' muse for this shit anymore. I'll post once something important happens.

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[Water Adept]

Falnyr’s fingers beat out a slow solemn rhythm upon his leg; it was a funeral march, whether theirs or Exonium’s he did not know yet. This entire thing filled him with dread, the memory of the mutilated body always at the back of his mind. He stopped the rhythm as the man’s voice fell into silence and he turned to face the Hyuuga.
“Well we should head to the library then, no point waiting around here” his voice was filled with forced cheerfulness, trying to make it seem he wasn’t so affected by the happenings of the past day.

He slowly and fluidly moved into motion heading towards where he assumed the library would be, his eyes drifted towards the sculptures as he walked trying to distract his mind from the ominous thoughts that ran through it. It did not work. Soon they would go to battle and there was nothing he could do about it. He stopped just before the doors to the great library hoping that the Hyuuga had followed behind him and would open them so they could begin their research into this warlord.

[Kirin]

OOC: My muse is dying too lol.

Tenma would nod as he listened to the king speak. Taking the key, he would take it and bowed in respect as he silently bid his farewell. He doubted they would find much in the library, but it never hurt to try. Following his fellow Konohagakure shinobi, he would use his eyes to determine the path they would take. Not long after, they would reach the library. Entering, there were indeed a vast amount of books here. Beginning his research, Tenma signaled that he was going left.

"Shall we split up and search? With the limited amount of time we have left, we can only hope we chance upon something useful."

[Water Adept]

OOC: As Xela is taking an extended absence I am going to leave this event, sorry to everyone involved.

IC: The image of the mutilated body shone out in Falnyr’s head eclipsing all else, he put one hand to his head to try and help the headache that had just struck him. The medic stumbled back a few steps away from the doors of the ancient library, he couldn’t do this. He couldn’t get involved in another war like this; he couldn’t bear the responsibility for all the people he would have to kill. He knew that he would be branded as a coward for this but he did not care anymore.

He walked away leaving the Hyuuga in the library alone, he did not announce his leaving just slipped of silently back into the undercity. It wasn’t long till he was climbing the tunnel out into the cold air once again, he muttered an excuse about getting some fresh air to the guard before wandering out into the cold. It had been too long since he had been home, too long indeed. He drew the cloak that Ronan had gave him around his shoulders, he sighed sad that he had not gotten to say goodbye to the young leaf ninja. He then headed out into the tundra, turning his back on war and death and heading back to his home.

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[★ KING K0NG]

:::EXIT:::

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[Ronan]

Not much point staying

so exit