Hi no Kuni Gentleman's Royal Clubhouse [COrg][O]
Feb 21, 2012 9:40:53 GMT -7
Post by Solus on Feb 21, 2012 9:40:53 GMT -7
[atrb=border,0,true][bg=#FFFFFF] The Hi no Kuni Clubhouse  |
Also known as 'the cube' or the 'Da big one' this is the place where it once all started. This place used to be a shack located outside of town. After renovations this shack became the first clubhouse. Seeing the potential of the club's presence in this area the city council decided to build a villa suburb around the club, creating the most expensive and richest neighbourhood of Tanzaku-Gai. Here, in the middle the Clubhouse towers over most of the buildings as the epitome of wealth and taste. To locals this place is also known as 'The Cube' as a reference to its shape. Around the building lays a huge terrain with palm trees and tropical gardens which is also club property. Around these gardens lays 'The wall'. It is a reinforced glass wall that is packed with hundreds of hidden security measures and sensors. Around the wall and on the terrain around the tower there are more guards than there are fleas on a beggar. The only ways in are through the main and the back gate on the floor which are heavily guarded and a landing port on the roof for those who prefer aerial transport. Needless to say the roof is also heavily guarded.[/size]
Lobby:
Once one enters the bottom floor through the front in the south or back door in the north he or she enters the lobby. It occupies three entire floors and consists of a huge hall. The East and West walls have man-high lockers, one for each member, the elevators -which run all the way up and down the building- and doors to the rarely used stairways. The real thunder however is in the centre of the room, where a humongous party of rocks reaches up three floors. From the top of the cliffs healthy mineral water protrudes from cracks between the rocks and gushes down along the sides of the cliffs which are littered with exotic plants. At the bottom the water gushes into ponds around the base of the cliffs. The ponds have been divided by theme, each harbouring a specific type of environment. One contains a few turtles, whereas some contain priceless Koi carps and others harbour specific types of ornamental fish.[/size]
Club:
The fourth and fifth floors are occupied by the club area. The entire fourth floor is where many of the festivities take place. Many drinks are served by the bartenders behind the eloquent bars and small round tables are stacked around the dance floor which takes up most of the space. In one corner stands an elaborate DJ booth and hundreds of sound boxes have been integrated into the walls, causing the sound to come from everywhere at exactly the right volume. In the south a flight of stairs leads up to a balcony on what would have been the fifth floor. This balcony is the VIP area, where only green and higher ranked members are allowed to come. This section has it's own bar and allows a great view on the lower floor. As an added feature the North and South walls are completely made out of glass, allowing a spectacular view of the city outside. This is especially true for nightly parties where the lit city can be viewed.[/size]
Lounge:
The seventh floor is a lounge floor, located above the floor that houses the kitchens and other staff facilities, so that the noise of the club on the fourth and fifth floors never penetrates the serenity of the lounge. Here comfy sofas are placed around the walls with tables. This is the place where one can enjoy a light meal like a sandwich with something to drink. Today's newspapers are available for free here along with a wide assortment of magazines. In one corner there is even a stack of board games that one can use, provided that they don't mess with it and place it back in the way it was when they took it. In the centre of this room is a counter where the drinks are poured before being brought to the members. Behind this bar there also is a revolving staircase which leads directly to the kitchens where, naturally, the food is being prepared.[/size]
Cafe and Restaurants:
The eighth and ninth floors contain the cafe's and restaurants. This ranges from a fish restaurant to a sushi bar, a traditional restaurant to even a fast food restaurant. They serve food made only from the best ingredients, by the best chefs. There are even a few types of food which are only served here, including the infamous 'Huge chicken and bacon burger of fucking awesome sexy epicness', which is such a challenge to eat that the club even has a prize for those who manage to chow it down.[/size]
Food and drinks:
As stated before the Hi no Kuni Clubhouse is home to some of the best chefs in the world. Along with them came the best and rarest ingredients, and along with those came some of the best food in the world. No matter how crazy, the chefs have the capabilities and ingredients to make every dish possible. Also one of the things the Clubhouse is famous for is its wide assortments of liquor. Apart from many sorts of soft drinks and juices it houses a vast collection of drinks from all over the world. The buildings staff make sure that there is always enough in stock. The wine collection is probably the most impressive collection of the entire world, with the top of the collection being a few bottles that are over a hundred years old.[/size]
14th Floor pool and spa:
The 14th floor does not actually exist, although the [14]-button in the elevator brings you here it is actually a big piece which has been taken out of the building, all the way up to the twentieth floor. Two columns of condos still rise up on opposite sides of the building and this is also where the elevators run through. On the open parts large columns rise up to support the building. The outside of this big high open space has been plated in glass, so that it is always a comfortable temperature here. The large open space brings in a great amount of light and also allows a great view on the city below. Here the pools and spa are located. Want to swim for a bit? Sweat it out in a sauna? Have a massage? This is the place! (Except for the happy ending to the massage, please do that in your condo...) There is also a bar here where you can order drinks and food, or have a waitress order and fetch it for you.
Men´s lounge:
Way up on the twenty fourth floor is the naughty part. Here is the nudie bar. small tables with comfy seats are grouped around a central podium with a stripper pole where the main 'acts' take place. At the sides of the rooms are tables with a stripper pole in the middle for a 'performance' with a more select party of viewers. There is a wide 'assortment' of acts from many different 'performers', so that everyone can pick whatever pleases him most here. Of course there also is a bar here that serves drinks. No need to give tips, the girls have already been payed in advance to give services of almost 'every kind'.[/size]
World´s largest chocolate fountain:
In the back of the 'Men's lounge' is a special compartment where instead of a stripper pole a huge chocolate fountain runs from the table all the way up to the roof along the wall. Here the most 'special' shows are performed where the chocolate can be combined with the 'candy' of your choice. Usually shows here also include honey and whipped cream.[/size]
Unpersonalized condo:
Every member of the club is entitled to his own condo here. Unless decorated by the member itself this is how a condo looks:[/size]
It consists out of four rooms, a bathroom, a living, a small trophy and storage room and a bedroom. The entire room has been furnished in beige, white and light brown colours. Entering one immediately comes into the living. Here are the doors to the bedroom, storage and trophy room and the bathroom. Also one room is one big window with a glass door that allows the member to access his private balcony. In the middle of the living there is an oaken table with leather chairs and a big plasma TV screen. On the wall next to the door hangs a phone which can be used for ordering roomservice or just 'service'. In the bedroom there is a large kingsize waterbed, donned with the best fabrics for your comfort. Large comfy chairs made out of the finest and smoothest leather are placed around the room along with a few oaken closets where one can store his clothes. On the nightstand next to the bed there also is a phone which allows you to order roomservice. A second door here leads into the bathroom. Then finally there is a trophy and storage room. Here are a few mannequins, display cases, chests, closets and weapon racks for storing weaponry and armour.
Condo bathroom:
The bathroom is a place of tranquillity, where you can get some alone time in your hectic life or enjoy some relaxation with a 'friend'. It should be a place of cleanliness and luxury; the club understands this. Therefore your entire bathroom has been furnished with the most opulent furnishings the club could get their hands on. The entire floor has been made from crème white marble, as are the walls and counter tops. Of course you will also need a round jacuzzi as no member could survive a week without the bubbles and the necessity of an oversized walk-in massage shower has also been taken care of. Two sinks have been installed in a marble closet that runs along almost an entire wall up to the door. Above these sinks the entire wall is blocked from view by a single gigantic mirror. The floor is heated so your feet will always stay warm, even on the marble floor, just as the towel rods so your towels will never be cold again. And, in true club style, every piece of metal has been gilded.[/size][/ul]
Rules:
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- No fighting with other members on the premises or within half a mile distance of the clubhouse.
- Men inside the club are not allowed to wear colours that represent ranks higher than their own rank within the club. Male visitors who aren't members are advised to wear black and white.
- No weapons except for the club merchandise are allowed beyond the entrance. Each member has a locker in the entrance room and a second one in their condo where they can leave their weapons.
- Training is allowed under the following circumstances: You don't hinder anyone, you keep everything in one piece (No destroying floors, rooms or the entire building) and you train together. If you want to train alone then you'd better make your own thread rather than using this one.
- Only members, or people under the guidance of a member are allowed to enter. If the member leaves then all those whom he has brought along have to leave too.
- Don't steal anything that has been stored here.
- Try to keep as much intact as possible.
- The rules are being enforced by invincible women in skimpy police outfits who won't hesitate to spank you if you are a bad boy/girl, so behave!
- Have fun!
