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[Kinsey Adler]

[/b] Catch the Panty Thief!
Rank: C
IIC Length: 2 Days [48 Hours]
Difficulty: Easy
Objective: Find who has been stealing panties from all over Yu no Kuni!
Description: The women of Yu no Kuni are in outrage! Someone has been sneaking into public places such as hot springs, bath houses, dojos, all for the point of stealing panties while the women shower and change! No one has actually seen the criminal but the women are starting to get very upset and visits to public places are on the decline. The mayor has requested that the thief be captured and brought to the Yu no Kuni guard before the economy collapses!
Reward: 2,500 Ryo per person, courtesy of the mayor.[/quote]

The hot springs had been especially badly effected. Kinsey had of course come up with an expert plan. She and Ken were about a mile off from the bath house still when she stopped him. "This should be more to your taste." She explained to him. "I have a plan to lure the pervert out, but you're going to need to catch him. He's been going into various places and stealing women's under wear." As she said this a small blush appeared upon her cheeks.

"So... yes, you'll need to hide and wait to spot him exiting the bath house and capture him. Any questions?" She asked, not meeting Ken's eyes since the previous mention of women's under garments.[/ul]

[kensuigetsu]

Ken, obedient for now, simply nodded. Unlike her, the mention of various undergarments didn't seem to bother him overmuch. Frowning at her, he paused.

"Uh. How? I'm not allowed in their bathhouses, wouldn't it make more sense for you you to catch him? Not that I'm arguing, but.."

Ken shrugs, resisting the urge to point out her embarrassment. "And how will I know which is his?"

[Kinsey Adler]

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[kensuigetsu]

Ken considers the plan for a moment before shrugging a shoulder. "Okay. So, I'm waiting for someone to try and steal your panties?"

His tone was slightly incredulous, and an eyebrow raised. "And I won't, as long as he doesn't fight back." Dressed in his normal clothes, greatsword on his back, Ken eyed the nearby terrain. There weren't many places to easily hide, although he figured he'd cross that bridge when he hit it. From the plan and the crime, this sounded like a simple mission.

[kuragari]

[not really much for me to post. Just waiting for you guys to make some moves. If you want me to give the details on something just let me know… I gave the generic stuff]

Kinsey had successfully cleared the most popular bath house in the hopes of luring and capturing the panty thief. It was a pretty ingenious plan, but the duo would soon find that they weren't up against a petty salmon wielder this time! Kinsey told Ken the plan, blushing for some reason or another. She soon stripped down like a boss and created two water clones who would accompany her into the bath house. Ken, with his massive sword, stood there ready to catch the thief should they find him.

Should Ken actually look / move about the area, he would come across a small gourd that, when opened, produced a very strong smell that he had never experienced before. It would be powerful enough to disable his smell for the next thirty minutes.

Should Kinsey make her way into the bath house and had a look around, she would find it to be quite empty indeed. There would be nothing in particular to smell since there was so much hot air/steam billowing about.

The bath house itself was about 100 square meters with a generic layout that didn't really matter. There were only two exits that a human could fit through, and those were a door on the front and a door on the left, both equally visible by Ken if he chose to view them. There were no windows and the roof was covered with miniature pipes which could be opened and closed to help control the temperature of the building.

[Kinsey Adler]

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[kensuigetsu]

Ken waits for a while, allowing distance to gain between the two before he began to follow her. Waiting until the door was closed, and the assistant was inside, Ken then moved up next to the bathhouse. He stared at the front of the house, wondering how, exactly, to watch for him without both being seen, and looking like the thief. Looking around, he eyed the surroundings for any suspects, or suspicious-looking people. Shrugging, he decided he'd rely on Adler's vouch, and walked alongside the edges. Likely within her line of site, he simply patrolled the perimeter. Acting simply as a man.. walking around a woman's bathhouse. Sighing in frustration, he looked around for any suspicious people again.

Muttering quietly to himself, his hand strayed to the blade on his back. "I hate this part."

[kuragari]

Kinsey and the clones made their way into the bath house, stripped the rest of their clothes off and stuffed them in a few lockers. They then started playing around in the water while the original Kinsey looked around with her doujutsu for signs of life. She would find nothing of the sort, however. If she was staring intently at the lockers, she wound notice that one of them had been cracked open and a pair of panties was being dragged away by… something. If she looked closer, she would realize that there was a one foot tall cylindrical puppet carrying the panties somewhere or another, towards a corner of the bathhouse.

The puppet moved quickly and with purpose, so it wasn't as though Kinsey would have been able to catch it on its first trip, but soon after the puppet returned. It would keep opening lockers until it found another pair of panties! [It has a camera attached to it's head]. If Kinsey bothered to look straight upwards, she would see that there was another small puppet with a camera staring straight down at her naked bodies (ftw).

Ken would find himself doing absolutely nothing of significance other than accidentally stepping in a puddle of what seemed like alcohol making him stink pretty badly.

[Kinsey Adler]

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[kensuigetsu]

Ken was standing around, sniffing the odd smell that now clung to him when he heard a drumming on the wall. Sidling over, the window opened and Adler's voice came out. Nodding shortly, he began walking fairly quickly towards the east. Should the thief be able to see him, he'd simply look like a man walking around a resort town. Keeping an eye open for something what would hint to a puppet, he was careful not to show any extra signs of aggression.

His gaze flicked around, looking for someone who was moving their fingers in the way he assumed a puppetmaster would. To the average bystander, he would likely look like a paranoid mercenary. Moving slowly, hoping to not attract attention or miss something, peered away cautiously, hoping to simply look like a paranoid mercenary.

[kuragari]

Kinsey pointed to the corner of the building where the chakra strings were leading to while her clones were being awesome eye candy for the camera. Sadly enough, the clones were wearing skin colored clothing. The good news was that it really didn't matter since the steam would have covered any detailed specifics anyways so the thief was none the wiser and happy as he normally was.

The building, because the architect was pretty uncreative, was pretty much a big square. Ken had to enter the bathhouse and move all the way to the corner Kinsey had indicated and would find the path to be pretty easy. As the Kamyuja approached the corner, he would easily avoid being seen by the puppet who was running back and forth from the lockers bringing unused panties to their origin.

Should Ken continue to the corner, he would see nobody. Should he walk around the area, he would still see nobody. He would, however, find a box placed about five meters from the wall that was open and empty, save a few pairs of panties.

Should Kinsey approach and use her doujutsu, she would notice a figure who's body would be pressed tightly against the wall, controlling puppets with his chakra strings very carefully. There definitely wasn't anything odd about the man (no genjutsu) but using normal vision, kinsey nor ken could see the man's body. The man's attention was focused on a small screen branching off of his forehead which was probably how he was seeing what his puppets were up to. He had several bottles around his waist but other than that there was nothing suspicious about him... other than his raging boner but let's not get into that.

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Kakuremino no Jutsu (Magic Cloak of Invisibility Skill)
Rank: "E"
Skill: GenJutsu
Effect: This jutsu is where one uses a cloak or piece of cloth to make oneself blend in with the background, interpreting oneself invisible.
Special: ---
Drawback: A Child like technique with no true purpose unless the user is quite cunning. The user must have everything covered or else they will be seen.
Description: The user simply takes a cloak and places it around them as they then blend with the background.
Limit: Universal Academy technique, must have a perception. Must have a simple piece of Cloak.

[Basically he's blending in perfectly with a checkered wall]

[Kinsey Adler]

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[kensuigetsu]

Ken glances behind him momentarily as Adler walks toward him, watching her hands as she gestured to where the man was. Yup. Just her hands. Turning around, he looked at the seemingly normal wall as she walked up to it, hand raising to the hilt of his blade in case their convict tried to run for it. He couldn't see or make sense of anything, but going along with it worked so far.

If the man attempted an escape, he'd find a massive blade drawn and stabbed into the wall of whatever direction he chose to run. If he was kicked and fell to the ground, Ken would lean over to grasp his collar and haul him forcefully, and likely painfully, upright again.

[kuragari]

"What the fucking hell??" the man screamed as his junk was kicked by Kinsey who obviously didn't understand that what she had done was literally a dick move. The man was very disorientated as he severed his chakra strings, shook the screen off his forehead, and toppled outwards at the same time. He rolled around like an idiot for a few seconds since he was tangled in his own checker patterned cloth but as soon as he got free Ken picked him up by the collar.

His face of extreme anger turned fearful as he saw Ken with his freakishly huge sword, then turned really smooth like when he saw Kinsey in her kimono, "I didn't know it was that kind of party, would any of you like a… drink?" At his last word he pulled out a bottle and took a big gulp of liquid at a quick, practiced speed. His eyes then turned rather glossy as his entire body slumped, letting his full body weight force him downwards. Ken, even with his massive strength, would find it hard to hold up in the air with only one hand.

Should Ken keep holding him up, the thief would remain motionless for a few seconds before delivering a powerful uppercut to the Kamyuja's chin.

[Kinsey Adler]

[kensuigetsu]

Ignoring the difficulty that holding him was becoming, Ken simply stood there. If the man was tied, he'd drop him rather unceremoniously on the ground and began to gather the dropped puppets. Glancing at Kinsey as he did, he'd frown slightly. "He seemed healthy to me.." A smirk accompanied his words as he spoke, the sarcasm evident.

"Although as far as methods go, this wasn't a bad one. Puppets, screens.. Whatever that was..", he gestures at the discarded cloak as he mentions that, the sleepy tone that accompanied all of his words making him sound bored. And perhaps he was.

[kuragari]

[had more planned, but decided against it. sry for the boredom guys]

Yes, Ken was bored as he should be since the mission had nothing more to offer. The man had apparently drunk a bit more than expected and was passed out on the floor.

[kuragari]

+2500 ryo to you both

PAID!

[Kinsey Adler]

[Exit]