Nfrp cypher...

[dubcheck]

A crowd off anybody from any race come in a low budget building on whatever block...CRAZY NIGGA TALKIN LOUD IN THE BACK SHUT UP...but uh...yeah, we gather tonight, and say our prayers cause...SOOOOOMEbody gone get roatsted round here...yadda?! Sadatwhadamean boy!

Blah blah....from the crowd a no name nigga step up nervous but confident cause he ain't in the wrong...

"Yeah how you doin man...eh yo, I'ma just give Nfrp a shoutout right quick,cause they fund this shit, and as we start, old shit apart they ain't seen this...the cypher of the ninja Kunai to spleen with, lyrics like shakka-ho, nigga let the lingo roll, fuck what ya diction is, nigga I be gettin it!!!!!"

...*crowd's vibin...*

"Alright man who up to bat...yea we can't hurt nobody here so let's have fun...whatever nigga WHO UP!...TURN THAT BEAT UP!...turn that bass up nigga damn!"

[Umehara]

They said "Goddamn", and I appeared like "What I do now?"
I leave scenes wit' yellow tape, and all they can say is "Fuck! Who now?"
I make dudes dress fancy, the way I got 'em reachin' for the bulletproof vest
I call my guns "Kevin Hart" the way I make niggas say it wit' they chest
I pop off like Orville. Talk shit? Pop! Get killed
And have ya bitch "shuriken" cuz' I got her legs fanned out like "windmill"

When I put the microphone to my lips, then shit gets real.
Every few seconds, I'm known to kill. Fuck Atsu - call me Silent Hill
Put the accessory on my pistol, so you can see how silent feel
Shots unheard like Kobe alone in the gym. I empty rooms like Fire Drills!

[dubcheck]

"Nigga, fuck fire drills... we got fire fo' real,

got a mp that don't empty when YO ass is sittin still,

on the backside of that alley...I be like" say what about me?"

Nigga it's grind time... and you can't skate,

showed up to this party with a fake ak,

thought the club full of niggas was... Ray- jay,

but we Fo' up and you get killed call it 0-6 on some team shit,

and you be like " All my lonely, on my griz"

But the niggas from the hood I DONT KICK IT WITH,

be sellin it in violation... to all my relations....

Nigga, do you know what time? It's like black op's ...

when nore thought him swift, but we shoot well planned after we shoot the bitch...

and I'll shoot the kids...

ya mind like riddler, caught up in illuminot...cause the matrix so real you just dream that you are you on top,

the pain won't stop, the heart gone beat,

niggas be cool till they sell they soul...niggas talk shit cause they gettin old...

niggas say my niggas be on that unknown shit...

but niggas like yo niggas be suckin A bick...and for no change my bitch says YOU'RE lame, U wanna fuck cybernet like internet sex games!"

[Umehara]

I'm Suiton's finest, cuz' I'm a master at turnin' tide
Somebody give Dub the "You have your whole life ahead of you" speech...
Cuz' tryna battle Atsu is like blatantly committin' suicide!

Son, you don't wanna battle me in anything. Especially rap!
You killin' yourself. Whatchu tryna do? Sacrifice another scrap?
You dog food, I'm animal companion. You're amateur. I'm Sound's champion.
To get on my level and have my build?

....Son, you would have to spend your entire life revampin'!

I shock crowds like Kyoudo, Shirai-Ryu ya family, then I'm gone.
I couldn't see you winnin' if I had the Byakugan
I eviscerate flesh! I consume mortal coils!
Make you state ya items in the first post, so I can ash ya corpse and take the spoils
You got a better chance of gettin' Ko to be straight
Or gettin' Frieda to step away from the table and turn down a dinner plate

The only difference between ya girl and my dragon summon'?
I ain't gotta bite my thumb or sign a contract for your bitch to keep comin'

E-Z!!

[dubcheck]

That's how you do it...alright it's ninja's then, The tp says hit the Uchabro with a rai-dick, and I don't care nigga I waste a full clip rather then be one of these noobs tryna c-BOX shit...Ill cbox ya too, TM the proof, Dub will be steppin, cause staff aint checkin, you won't check 'em, cause...I unno, proly cause we cool like that....cause you older then me, I i just got school like that... I'll meet ya courtside at chuunins, talk shit, THEN do it...Make Ko go straight, whip out the wire-shock blade...on an app he revamped, with TIE at the back, and KAI on the side call you chicken cause you fried, tell Heero have a seat, YOSHI too you can leave...Get Pink on the team for Kudos she will beat ya...Coal will be bored till the homey drav CYBORG, get told on a pm, ta get him...yer done...son don't evenm try it, eclipse yer star for not abiding, by he who is is hey-zeus, on the rise he can't lose, o0ne day will smoke you, and remembver this like a dream...talking bout "Nigga was once green...nigga wanted strength...nigga waited patiently to learn some things....nigga got a blade, and told ya this day...you will not talk nomore cause nigga got slayed"...

Ya know...


Cause Uchiha is trump-bitch, they shit be easy quick, ain't got the tactic, so they emo in the attic till that bloodshot, crack hit, bust they zippo, call it flame spit, I be like that was just some fire spit, on my long dick...My future Hyuuga, truth to ya...dedicated, say prayer, like Ghandi you will be, till I tap yo anorexic steeze wityh the almighty jyuuken...you're not a friend...enemy...Kanye tell em it's mercy, cause truth is the way I spit, it'll land in yer face like a disgrace, I'll erase yer cool...light up yer womb....thats a bitch in her tomb...and you just got schooled...."

*Crowd acts like thats a bit too far...*


"Hey...only pc speakin on the fence say's "CANT NOBODY NEVER EVER TALK SHIT!"

[yoshinee]

Yo Ladies, I see you're having a little bit of a battle up in 'ere. I'm sure you won't mind if I step in and raise the bar, no?... Then let me bring up the heat in here.


So bitches and punks, bring down yo' hands;
For theese two pussies ain' got a chance.
They're lacking a flow, and we detest their style;
Atsu, you're worse than the last nigger from 8-mile!

Let's move on to contender number two; MR. DUB
Whenever you start rappin' the crowds crying; "Please stop!"
Just let me know when you've had enough;
For I'm setting you straight, and I'm setting up shop.

In my last round I'll let you know where it stands;
Your two IQ's together barely match Spongebob Squarepants.
I'll put down the mic and finish this as a Hattrick;
Boo you off the stage like Starfish Patrick!

[Hoarfrost Imp]

Announcer: A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED!!


So Atsu, you got mad flow? Make mad dough?
Let me take you to the streets child, i'll show you cash flow.

Like street lights my money's green, say my name im on the scene.
Clips full and the gangs bangin' listen for ya honey B.

When the shell drop the red tops show and discuss the topic.
Find you at the bus stop, lying face down, with a bust top.

I don't need to stick to one flow its called having lyrical diversity.
Stop those lame lines naruto, and find yourself a university.
Get schooled, come back and try to spit a verse at me?
You'll get fitted with those custom shoes, see Ariel in the deep blue sea.

Now that was a Disney reference, kiddie movies meant for pre-teens.
Guess that why you fit the reference of a bitch so well Goofy.

So just know your rhyme scheme its basic, elementary Watson
I'll reverse your lines my next post like dyslexia, Hebrew blocks son.

[Umehara]

See, Yoshi...

This is what happens when you take my dick out ya mouth
Don't interrupt grown men talking unless it's a sammich you talkin' 'bout
If I'm the nigger rappin' on 8-Mile, then you're the white chick that gets fucked in the studio
You're like an old game system - your answer to something not working? Grab and blow
I'll treat you like a basketball tactic - "Give and Go"
You talk like you're the Queen of Blades. But you don't live it, though

So stop pretending like you stand a chance against a titan
You're a danish on the plate, you won't last long if I'm bitin'

(( Can't finish. I have Marvel matches with Orange. You guys have fun, though! Lol. ))

[An'ei Sekitan]

"In the voice of Rich White Dude of the 40s"

Excuse me, Gentlemen, may I have a moment to give a verb or a noun?
If not, I'll have to ask you lower the volume and tone it down.
I happen to understand that you are 'doing your thing'
So I guess I could 'give it a swing'
Ha ha ha.

This crowd is 'hype' about all the killing and I certainly 'dig it'
But I will have to trounce you 'suckers' with my 'shit'
I would hope my diction is not causing you any friction
Because I would hate for the 'static' to get 'manic' in this perdition

This edition is an emission on a commission
and your words leave me 'wishin'' I was lyrically 'go fishin''
Perhaps your goal was to 'get all in her kitten' and to have the other gentleman's lady smitten
but maybe you should partition a free admission to my rendition.

Can all of you take a seat please? Just collaborate and listen.
(Ha ha ha. Do you see what I did there? I'm quite the musical poet, am I not?)

[dubcheck]

"Whoa whoa...small fry Yoshi watch out now, a champ is comin for the chump...he ain't got the stuff to rump wit me!"


Hey Honkey-talkin smack, you should shut the trap....
Mighty as the king kong of age old macks
Take it back to Solomon, though they want me like islam
I beat him, bat him, got him...
Jack robinson saw 'em...
I float like a butter fly, beat the bitch like a B
You thought you had flow, but I STING LIKE A BEE
When the honey don't stop, yer ears get rocked, the head is naught, the beast I thought...

Disappointment don't come past me, with a ounce of free jack,
I'm in it to win it like Mj's throwback...
ANd MJ said "BEAT" that, so I bust him in the nose, let the nosebleed to the floor, where I dance on my toes...
Take that pipe out yer mouth smoking the reapers; reefer...
A dumb nigga doin smart shit, that's what Yoshi, Ch'lead for...
I'm the greatest you NINJA's know, so let the bell ring...
The hater's be shouting...
But real niggas gone scream!

*Crowd recieves me with props as I hang on the mic to say, "Ey...they thought they was slick-rick with old white dude on a black dick! Tell em jack that's the mic, and you might wanna know, where you go from the front do', when you thought you was comin...round... here!"

[yoshinee]

Atsu my Atsu, what is that for a joke?
We both know your penis' shorter than the average bloke.
The time has come, for you to share what you smoke;
For with those illusions , it must be pretty dope!

You're telling me, honey, that I'm like the girl that got fucked?
Seems to me Atsu baby that you're out of luck.
For in this world of mine, baby, I get both paid and laid;
All you ever do, is sit home and MASTURBATE.

Talkin' bout me saying how I blow? wanting to toss me up like "Give and GO"?
Bitch please; I make men act as the nose of Pinnochio.
In my pressence baby, your wood will only grow and grow;
So bow down bitch, for you know I run this show.

So stop moaning and bitching, acting like a queer;
For me and my fellow ladies own it up in 'ere.
So c'mon Isley, lets show these fucks:
That from Miami to L.A. we own the blocks!

As for all the men out there, you're all out of my league.
I'll make you scream out loud, moan of the pain of fatigue.
You could all do with a lil' bit of crtique;
So find some proper rhymes before us ladies weep.

[An'ei Sekitan]

"In the voice of 40s Rich White Guy"

Excuse me for a moment, madam, while I handle this vagabond.
I see he, too, used a picture like a grade school tag-along.
Son...why don't you put down the chicken and give these rhymes a rest.
In all reality, it may have only been poultry at best.
Ha Ha Ha.

Now, young lady, what exactly are you doing playing in a man's land?
In the 40s, I might be hard pressed not to remind you of your place with the back of my hand.
Could you, for a moment, ease of the the throttle?
Nobody wants to hear about lady parts that are the size of a three liter coke bottle.

In this pipe, son, is one hundred percent tobacco and none of your accord
because I think just an ounce of this is more than you can afford.
But please, refrain from looking under the floor board
because all of the cash you horde went to a 'whore' to fill her gourd.

Or her lady part down south. As it's rather large, or so she claims. Ha Ha Ha.
Good luck finding a husband.

[Umehara]

LMFAO.

I'm done. DONE.

/Thread

[dubcheck]

Alright alright...we know 40's dude had to wrap up the main event xD but in honstey good show yo...people watched (we know) and they (didnt show) that why (We made this yo) so goodnight till next time...this has been brought to you by- Eminem...with yo' late ass on stage, shows closing go home please...- but yeah it twas fun and hope to see ya next time...G'NIGHT...


*Music from uh....the ending of BET's comedy jam plays as...credits roll?* I unno nigga but the bouncer's look like 300 pounds of GET THE FUCK OUT, so...prolly let it go till next time...

[yoshinee]

Ey Grampa old from the fourties? Here's one for you.

Yo grandpa, lets get this straight yo. I talk as I want, you bitch.
Your wife says you cum so fast that you inspired the golden snitch.
Now that I'm on 'bou' Harry Potter - I know I'm a witch;
But even Emma Watson is jealous of this *Points to self*

So bring out your best, I'll still take you down;
Frankly, your style makes you look like a clown.

I know how it works, how you ordered a maid - you got laid, she got paid, but I won't be sorry to state;
There was a fact that you would oversee;
The little maid bitch had H-I-V
So fuck off you cunt - climb back up yo' tree.
For you're a disgrace to humanity.

[Umehara]

I feel like Yoshi would be that one white girl in an all-black movie that becomes a bully to try and prove herself.

[yoshinee]

Rude...

[An'ei Sekitan]

"In the voice of Rich White Dude of the 40's"

Very well. I guess I'll have to give you some words you can only get after middle school. Perhaps you should get your GED at least. Ha Ha Ha.

So I see that your reciprocation was born of retaliation
but the elation you feel leads only to devastation.
Must be approaching your seven days of menstruation
because your sexual frustration is close to palpitation.

Sure, you can talk as you please, but I ask that you remember your station
and right now that station looks like it should be my grandpap's plantation.
While the culture you mimic is well into its liberation
Perhaps you might want to take a long look at your startling limitations.

There is probably a reason why I work and you feed the kids your lactation
though any child you have is of mysterious insemination.
And while you take care of three kids in a shack, just remember this quotation,
"If you could just close your legs, you could probably get an education."

I do hope that this does not require reiteration.
I think the ending of this sentence with the word 'bitch' is a perfect end to this equation.

[Anarchy]

YOUR BITCH A BITCH
I GAVE THAT BITCH A BONE
WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
CAN'T SEE A NIGGA IN THE DARK

[dubcheck]

Anarchy, m'larkey
thought his shit was tight...

Atsu confirmed it; Hope the bugs don't bite

Then that nigga woke ME up while Yoshi was gettin jiggy...

I said "Nigga's gotta practice...for yo mommas big titties"

Called 40's white dude: "I got a score for you! "
Yo see Yoshi say you got cake, and she got my Icing for you!"

This shit is skittles to a coke-game, polar-bear pimp
Guerilla-boss, young-gun, walkin wit a limp

Rollin up some doja then I walk up ya'll block
walk away with gucci swag, yo chik, and a hard cock

Later that night I knocked her boots AND her jaw
She was tryna say something like: "This is hard-knock!!!"

I said: *Ahem* "Me no speaky gag"
"Baby slow down"
"Never use teeth" and "Just scream loud"

XD!!!

Yeah...

Ninja's ain't shit...Walk up to yer face; in yer third eye I spit
Thats a mental mind fuck, that albert einstein can't duck

Pineal gland
Running miles past
All these gimmicks, I laugh
Cause, hands down, steppin to my nutz, and its it's yer assssssssssss.....


#ShockaChakra...Yaddamean...

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