Riddles and the Junk.

[Camus Comprix]

Okay... So Mary and John they use a bridge every day to get to work, after work they meet on a bridge. On that bridge they kiss and go back to there seperate ways. One day, there's a bad storm, destroying trees and destroying the bridge. James get stuck under a tree. After not seeing him after work, Mary gets worried and calls him, and finds out he's stuck under a tree. She asks a Man name Simbaugh if he can take her across. he has a cost, but she is disgusted by it. She then goes to a cave and finds a man named Samlee. He's meditating and she tells him her dilemma. He's like shut up, I'm meditating. So she runs off crying and finds Simbaugh again. She pays his price. So She finds James under a tree, she's not strong enough to lift up the tree. She tells him her dilemma and he tells her that he never wants to see her again because of the price she paid. Angrily, she went back and found a man name Slog. Slog is a big musclar guy, and after finding him she goes back across the river and gets him from under the tree. After which, he continues to tell her he doesn't love her any more. So She and Slog beat him to death and throw him in the river.

Okay, out of the 5 characters depicted here, make a list 1-5 and say who is the most assholish, and explain why. List any thoughts you have


(Side thing: An archaeologist digs up two bodies, and he automatically knows they are Adam and Eve. Why?)