THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT >:/
Apr 10, 2013 16:05:30 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2013 16:05:30 GMT -7
So...Zero was just kicking it around the village masturbating in public to all the hot Kunoichi in the streets when suddenly a group of Taimaster jounin found him and beat the shit outta him talking bout, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HER PERVY ASS WEIRDO! EH BRUISER GET THIS LOSER" So one of the jounin totally ran up and made out with Zero which was...
....@_@...
"EH MAN WHAT...THE...FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?!" But then the jounin dude pulled out his pivate parts and turned around talking bout, "WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT MY NINJA! WHATS UP YOU GOT A PROBLEM, WANNA SUCK ON THIS FATTY DIEZEL ?! COME ON TRY IT" But then the other jounin was too busy masturbating in his pants talking bout, "Damm I love when you get all rowled up bruiser MMMMHHHHHHMMMM, Yeah that's HAWT!" But then that guy tugged a little too hard and yanked his Diezl off and bled to death. Then the former Jounin turned around but Zero had alreaeady ran away when they wasn't looking. He made it down the block, bent a corner and then another corner...and then another corner...and ended right back where the jounin was. and man was that Jounin HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllla horny!
So he ran up and punched Zero in the face something like this , and it literally knocked Zero out while he was standing straight up. Just slept his ass...and he had a dream about eating 200 pounds of feces in under 10 seconds. Man that just...wow needless to say he woke up from his nightmare/dream...or more like mindfuck and realized that the jounin was just sitting there smocking crack waiting for the toujitakumi to snap out of it. then when he seen it he screamed," HEY BABY, LET ME SEE YOU STUFF YER BUTT WITH SOMETHING FLUFFY!"
So Zero started laughing hysterically and shouted back "YOU FUCKING GOT IT BUD!" And he proceed to chew up a bunch of clay making a bunch of gerbil like bombs in the number of 100 and he just ate half of them and shoved ten up his rectum, and then he made some other creations like little tiny fleas which he made wiggle there way into his private parts. "And then the jounin let a tear roll down his eye as he hit the crack one more time...then he whispered super dramatically, "Scrap or die ninja"
And Zero made a derpy face while throwing a double thumbs up before saying "KAI-ZU"...
Then both the jounin and Zero and a few other innocent new kids on the block ended up poofing into hell because incidently everyone was standing too close when Zero died. The devil raped them all like tentacle porn for all eternity. OH FUCKIN WELL DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[Scrapper's anonymous...I have a problem...]
....@_@...
"EH MAN WHAT...THE...FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?!" But then the jounin dude pulled out his pivate parts and turned around talking bout, "WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT MY NINJA! WHATS UP YOU GOT A PROBLEM, WANNA SUCK ON THIS FATTY DIEZEL ?! COME ON TRY IT" But then the other jounin was too busy masturbating in his pants talking bout, "Damm I love when you get all rowled up bruiser MMMMHHHHHHMMMM, Yeah that's HAWT!" But then that guy tugged a little too hard and yanked his Diezl off and bled to death. Then the former Jounin turned around but Zero had alreaeady ran away when they wasn't looking. He made it down the block, bent a corner and then another corner...and then another corner...and ended right back where the jounin was. and man was that Jounin HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllla horny!
So he ran up and punched Zero in the face something like this , and it literally knocked Zero out while he was standing straight up. Just slept his ass...and he had a dream about eating 200 pounds of feces in under 10 seconds. Man that just...wow needless to say he woke up from his nightmare/dream...or more like mindfuck and realized that the jounin was just sitting there smocking crack waiting for the toujitakumi to snap out of it. then when he seen it he screamed," HEY BABY, LET ME SEE YOU STUFF YER BUTT WITH SOMETHING FLUFFY!"
So Zero started laughing hysterically and shouted back "YOU FUCKING GOT IT BUD!" And he proceed to chew up a bunch of clay making a bunch of gerbil like bombs in the number of 100 and he just ate half of them and shoved ten up his rectum, and then he made some other creations like little tiny fleas which he made wiggle there way into his private parts. "And then the jounin let a tear roll down his eye as he hit the crack one more time...then he whispered super dramatically, "Scrap or die ninja"
And Zero made a derpy face while throwing a double thumbs up before saying "KAI-ZU"...
Then both the jounin and Zero and a few other innocent new kids on the block ended up poofing into hell because incidently everyone was standing too close when Zero died. The devil raped them all like tentacle porn for all eternity. OH FUCKIN WELL DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[Scrapper's anonymous...I have a problem...]
