Suicide Squad (invite only)

[Kiyoshi]

Kiyoshi damn near froze when he heard the dark haired man, hardly believing what he just heard. How rude could that guy get? At the very least, Kiyoshi masked his dislike for people rather than making it blatantly obvious… Except for when they got directly in his way as his fellow shinobi had back in the store. And as the guy started hacking up blood, he couldn’t help but be glad he hadn’t been so straight forward with his complaints. His eyes widened a bit at the sight, his attention quickly turning back towards the woman when she spoke to him again.

By no means did he enjoy the condescending manner in which she spoke to him, but he figured he should be careful with what he said and chose to ignore the caterpillar comment despite how much it irked him. “Tch, I’m a shinobi as well- this is my village, too,” Kiyoshi countered, without being as insulting as the man he had previously been in a little bout with. He could feel his heart racing in his chest as well, partially thanks to the world suddenly seeming a bit muted around him. But he stood his ground, not wanting to seem like a disgrace to his job. His butterflies fluttered about around him idly as he considered trying to use them to try to paralyze both the blonde woman and dark haired man and make an escape.

[Logi Shimizu]

Without so much as a reply, the woman muttered some gibberish. Suddenly, an overwhelming sense of dizziness came over Logi. The world started spinning around him and even standing up was difficult. As if that wasn't bad enough, a sudden bout of coughing overcame him. It was relentless. Drops of blood spattered onto the ground as Logi clutched his chest.

"Wow, you really are.." Logi's coughing interrupted his sentence. More blood painted the ground. "..a cunt." Speaking was about the most difficult thing he could do right now, but Logi wasn't one to let a little blood and pain stop him. He knew full well that he was powerless; what this woman did with one word he couldn't hope to do with any of his techniques. Still, Logi's bark was strong, even if he couldn't bite right now. "That's not even a real word you fucking idiot." He groaned, just about summoning up the strength for another insult.

Logi smiled as the woman revealed herself to be a shinobi, the coughing fit still tearing at his lungs. "You..." More coughing interrupted him. "...really think you're so fucking special, don't you?" He asked, before succumbing to another bout of coughing. This shit was really starting to hurt.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

"A ninja are you?" She asked, her well manicured brows raising as she spoke. "And you as well?" Her gaze traveled towards the blood spewing male. "Well that works nicely. I have been informed that it is high time I take on a team. You children will do nicely."

As the one continued to spout nonsense and blood she stared blankly, allowing him to finish before answering. "Well in order of response: Yes, I am. It is a real word, just not a language your tiny mind is familiar with. And yes, I know I am special." A smile traced her pale lips before she continued.

"Now, as for you two. I feel like as your new team leader I am obliged to provide a remedy for this nonsense you have fallen in to, and I know just the way to do so." The smile the marked her face was frightening, a genuine promise of hell. She wondered how much it would take to break the annoying one. Probably not much, it rarely took much.

[Kiyoshi]

“For fuck’s sake, just shut up,” Kiyoshi mumbled quietly to himself as he looked between the other two, feeling like the other man must have some sort of death sentence. It was likely inaudible to the both of them, as he had been speaking beneath his breath- hardly even a whisper. His attention was drawn back to the other blonde when she spoke again, a nerve struck when she referred to him as a child once more. Yet he held his tongue, after seeing how easily she incapacitated that guy. For a short while he remained silent, gears churning behind calculating blue eyes.

That smile sent chills down his spine when it was coupled with the muted and shadowed world around him, which meant he likely wasn’t thinking as clearly as he should be. “Sorry, but I’m not really interested in joining a team at the moment… I’m sure there are some genins fresh out of the academy that would love some guidance, though,” he tried to be polite at the very least, unlike the dark haired man crumpled on the ground. While he was certainly intrigued with how she could cause so much pain so easily, he was more concerned with not winding up on a team with a psychotic bitch and a suicidal bastard.

[Logi Shimizu]

A wave of relief struck Logi as the bouts of coughing seemed to stop. Wiping away the blood around his mouth, he straightened his posture back up and listened to what the woman had to say. Logi was expecting another round of torture-the-cool-guy but instead, she talked about forming a team with them. It was a strange proposition to say the least. She was bent on torturing Logi a second ago, and now she wanted him to be on her team? Usually, Logi would deny such a request. However, in this occasion, something told him that he didn't really have a choice. Besides it would be cool to get some action back into his life. He had been nothing but an errand boy for the village administration recently.

"A team, huh? Fine, but only if we do cool shit all the time. I'm not here to be boring like the butterfly guy over here." Logi said as he gestured over to the milk thief. That's when he realised. If they were indeed about to form a team, the thief would be his new team-mate. Logi wasn't fond of him. He grimaced at the thought.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

[Kiyoshi]

Blue orbs blinked in surprise, the genjutsu master hardly able to believe what he was hearing. Again he looked between the two, an obviously bewildered expression twisting his features. “You were just… She…” Kiyoshi trailed off with a frustrated sigh, shaking his head. “You’re both mad,” he muttered in realization, a frown still pulling down at the corners of his lips as he tried to think of some way to get out of this mess. For a moment his eyes darted to the woman’s butterflies, figuring that she’d probably recognize it if he tried using a pattern genjutsu with them since she was a part of Kitateha as well, it seemed.

“I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’d do well on a team with a guy who wants to kick my ass and, ah… Well, I should really get going,” he trailed off lamely, reminded of how the dark haired man had referred to him as boring. Sure it was annoying, but he wasn’t about to agree to this just because he wanted to prove he wasn’t dull. Kiyoshi began to back up slowly as he spoke as well, eyes darting off to the side as he determined just how far away he was from a corner that he could disappear behind.

[Logi Shimizu]

"You're both mad." said the butterfly, frowning in deep thought. "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd do well on a team with a guy who wants to kick my ass and, ah... Well, I should really get going." He continued. For a brief moment, Logi was actually listening to the excuses pouring out of the guy's mouth. 

"Oi! That's rude! Who you calling mad, mate?" Logi retorted. "Besides, I don't wanna kick your ass. I just want my goddamn milk back." He explained. Logi would frown as the woman called him little. Throwing on a smile, he spoke. "Who you calling little, baby?" Logi gave a quick wink in her direction. 

[|Ayame Unbound|]

[/i] you to join. Or I can call the Kage and report the situation here and what you have done. Besides whatever punishment the Kage levees I am sure she will easily agree that as a trouble maker you need to be watched over."

She left it at that, staring nearly unblinkingly as she waited for the small blonde to see what the best option would be. It was not a difficult decision if he had any sense of self preservation.[/ul][/font]

[Kiyoshi]

“I used all the milk, you’re not getting shit back,” Kiyoshi snapped with a huff, shooting the guy a glare before his gaze was immediately returned to the woman when she moved forward slightly. His retreat ceased when he froze up at her question and tone, silent for a short while as he seriously weighed his options. While he could try to run, he figured it probably wouldn’t do a whole lot of good- there weren’t a whole lot of places to hide unless he planned on actually leaving the village. Eventually he emitted a defeated sigh as he crossed his arms over his chest defensively, looking off to the side as well.

“Fine,” he agreed with a grumble, the word almost sounding more like an annoyed grunt. Kiyoshi really, really didn’t like this, but he didn’t want the kage to find out he had been fighting in the streets of Otogakure and he also really wasn’t interested in discovering what her methods of convincing him would be. So despite how much he despised the idea, he agreed.

[Logi Shimizu]

"I used all the milk, you’re not getting shit back." The butterfly responded. Logi frowned.

"You USED it all? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU USED IT ALL!?" Logi snapped back. A normal person would have let this issue go without so much as a second thought, but Logi was no normal person. He had already made a mountain out of this molehill. At first, the thief was hesitant to 'sign up' for the team. However, as the woman started advancing his decision changed instantly. Logi chuckled heartily, his new teammate was a coward. 

"Sooo, we're a team now! I'm clearly the coolest one here so we're calling this team 'Team Logi', kay?" Logi babbled excitedly with a huge stupid grin on his face. "Let's introduce ourselves! I'm Logi Shimizu, though you probably already knew that seeing as I'm always the talk of the village. My likes are hot girls and putting myself in life-threatening situations. My dislikes are getting my milk stolen." Logi continued, throwing the butterfly man a disapproving gaze as he said the last sentence. "Anyway, your turn." He finished.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

[Kiyoshi]

Kiyoshi just sent the man a glare at that question, knowing the answer to be obvious. The milk was gone… Mostly. There was a little left, but he didn’t bother mentioning it. When the guy, who he now knew to be Logi, went from spewing out blood, to anger, to happy and excited as hell, he couldn’t help but stare in bewilderment. Definitely mad, the both of them. Rolling his eyes at the last comment, he remained silent while Erinyes introduced herself as well. The list of titles was a bit extensive, and he couldn’t help but think that they were ones she had simply given herself at some point.

“Tch, whatever. I doubt you’d leave us much choice anyway,” the winged man grumbled moodily, soon sighing as he shook his head. “Kiyoshi Narita, the only one with some semblance of sanity in this suicide squad,” he introduced himself with bitter sarcasm, even giving a mock bow as he ended with, “at your service.” While he would reluctantly go along with this, he wouldn’t pretend that he liked it.

[Logi Shimizu]

Logi frowned as the woman vetoed the coolest name this team could ever hope of having. Sigh. However, the frown quickly turned to laughter as the woman introduced herself as all sorts of things. All that mattered was her name, which was Adrestia Erinyes. She then went on to ensure Logi that the milk situation was going to be 'settled'. Uh-oh.

"Something tells me I'm not getting my milk back..." said Logi, with a worried look on his face. Just then, the butterfly man finally decided to make his introduction. Kiyoshi was his name. Logi grinned as Kiyoshi finished speaking. "Suicide Squad... I like that." he stated. Turning his attention back to Erin, Logi attempted to move things along. "So Adrestia Erinyes, she who cannot blah blah, daughter of blah, blah blah power blah, where are we off to?" He asked. "Oh.. and Kiyoshi. Now that we're teammates, I expect you won't be stealing milk from me; or do I have to guard all my belongings until the end of time?" Logi joked, attempting to get a chuckle or two out of the shyest member in the group. That guy was a bummer.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

[Kiyoshi]

“Wait, what? I was just… Fuck it,” Kiyoshi trailed off with a frustrated sigh when they both agreed with the mock name he had given their unlikely team, having a feeling that arguing would be pointless. Finally he commanded his butterflies to return to the insides of his loose sleeves, hiding them from view from any who didn’t pay close enough attention. “Depends on how often you like to give things to me and then accuse me of thievery,” he countered, unable to keep a little smirk from his lips since they both knew Logi hadn’t given it up completely willingly- even if he wasn’t willing to admit it aloud.

Reluctantly he followed after the woman, brows furrowed in confusion by what she said. “Yeah, yeah- How old are you?” Kiyoshi couldn’t help but be curious, wondering what he was even dealing with here.

[Logi Shimizu]

Logi cursed Kiyoshi under his breath as the latter answered. The oldest of the group then beckoned them to follow, and Logi complied without saying anything. For now he was walking in silence, wondering where the hell the woman was leading them to. Just then, Kiyoshi spoke up, asking the woman how old she was. Logi's eyes widened as the question left Kiyoshi's mouth.

"Shh! You can't ask a woman that! What if she's like 1000 years old and feels self-conscious about it? She probably is, y'know." He lectured in a hushed voice. If Logi had learned one thing in his life it was that women hated being asked how old they were. It was worse if those women happened to be of a violent disposition.

[|Ayame Unbound|]

[Kiyoshi]

Kiyoshi just looked at Logi with a brow raised, as if silently asking whether or not the guy was joking. Never had he encountered an immortal before- he didn't even know they existed. So when she answered, he couldn't help but stare at the leading woman with wide eyes. "Eh? You're kidding, right? And what the hell are France, Germany, and England?" He didn't try to hide his confusion, nor his reluctance as he followed the sole female to the gates of the village.

[exit]