My Pride And Joy
Oct 19, 2013 18:07:47 GMT -7
Post by 👺 Usiel on Oct 19, 2013 18:07:47 GMT -7
4 guys are at a bar sitting down and having drinks. 1 of the men gets up to use the restroom. The other 3 stay and talk about their kids.
The First guy said "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder. He became president of the company. He's so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas."
The Second guy said "Damn that's Terrific! my son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline and went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas Gift."
The Third guy said "Well that's just fantastic. My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. He started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend; a 30,000 square foot mansion."
The 3 men continue to congratulate one another as the 4th guy returns and asks what was all of the celebration for. One of the 3 turns and says "We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The Fourth guy says "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
"That's a shame, what a disappointment" the other 3 replied.
"Nah I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him; not to mention he hasn't done too badly either. Hell just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends."
The First guy said "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder. He became president of the company. He's so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas."
The Second guy said "Damn that's Terrific! my son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline and went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas Gift."
The Third guy said "Well that's just fantastic. My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. He started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend; a 30,000 square foot mansion."
The 3 men continue to congratulate one another as the 4th guy returns and asks what was all of the celebration for. One of the 3 turns and says "We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The Fourth guy says "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
"That's a shame, what a disappointment" the other 3 replied.
"Nah I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him; not to mention he hasn't done too badly either. Hell just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends."
