Spare Rib Fornication [Travel]
Jan 2, 2008 21:46:51 GMT -7
Post by Spamato on Jan 2, 2008 21:46:51 GMT -7
This is fucking boring. Even for a guy that can't express emotions this was easy. All the evidence was present. Dull endless landscape. It was a desert….sand.. dunes...sand....sand...sky...a cloud...sun...more fucking sand. Next is what exactly he was doing in this desert. Come on guess, it's not hard I will even give you time. Yeah that’s right walking, a shame his ninja training heavily discourages distractions like reading. Although he did doubt a AssHole is going to fry on the cracked earth all day just to jump a ninja of no importance. Sometimes he really wondered why he became a ninja. He wasn't to good at it really. The pay on the other hand was supposed to be really good later on. Reason enough to stay.
He had been walking a while now and getting tired. The sun was do to set in about four hours. His mission involved helping a marathon runner stay alive. Yeah because marathons are important to ninjas. Since a leaf ninja would be assigned to protect the other he assumed that his runner somehow helped Suna. With this in mind he should probably cripple the other guy. "Yeah, ripping the feet off the other runner sounds good." Pulling a kunai out he began cleaning his nails. Looking up at the sky about three hours passed, Just one more hour until break time. Yawning he put his kunai away and picked up his pace walking, the sooner he got out of the desert the better.
[Sundown]
Having about ten minutes of daylight left he sat right down and fished through his bag of rations. Pulling out on of the bars he eyed it suspiciously. "You where a mere 2 Ryo...that’s a high chance of you being soileint green." Unwrapping the thin foil he took a cautious bite and almost gagged, "Soileint green." Finishing the bar made of orphans he clutched the bag to his stomach and drifted a sleep. That night he had a dream, a strange dream like a prophecy of some sort. He was eating some cheap cup noodles at his parent's house when a giant piece of spare rib appeared. On thing lead to another and he slept with it...then he called it a whore once he saw bit marks and the rib left while on fire. Waking up the next morning he wondered what the hell kind of events shaped that.
Time passed and the landscape shifted, by noon Takeda found him self in Fire country.
He had been walking a while now and getting tired. The sun was do to set in about four hours. His mission involved helping a marathon runner stay alive. Yeah because marathons are important to ninjas. Since a leaf ninja would be assigned to protect the other he assumed that his runner somehow helped Suna. With this in mind he should probably cripple the other guy. "Yeah, ripping the feet off the other runner sounds good." Pulling a kunai out he began cleaning his nails. Looking up at the sky about three hours passed, Just one more hour until break time. Yawning he put his kunai away and picked up his pace walking, the sooner he got out of the desert the better.
[Sundown]
Having about ten minutes of daylight left he sat right down and fished through his bag of rations. Pulling out on of the bars he eyed it suspiciously. "You where a mere 2 Ryo...that’s a high chance of you being soileint green." Unwrapping the thin foil he took a cautious bite and almost gagged, "Soileint green." Finishing the bar made of orphans he clutched the bag to his stomach and drifted a sleep. That night he had a dream, a strange dream like a prophecy of some sort. He was eating some cheap cup noodles at his parent's house when a giant piece of spare rib appeared. On thing lead to another and he slept with it...then he called it a whore once he saw bit marks and the rib left while on fire. Waking up the next morning he wondered what the hell kind of events shaped that.
Time passed and the landscape shifted, by noon Takeda found him self in Fire country.