Roflcat [Mission]

[Matsu]

Mission; Here Kitty Kitty.
Objective; Round up five cats and return them to the crazy old goat.

With a dull sigh I would trudge down the street, had I honestly been reduced to round up cats? The might of a Hoshigake warrior reduced into a simple kitten collection task. I guess we all can't live exciting lives, no matter how much we all tried. Grumbling in an annoyed tone I would drag my blade along the ground and look around Kusagakure for the sign of any cats. The mission details said any cats would do, it didn't matter which so he supposed that made this a little easier. But if I could not have the fun I wanted, I would have to just turn this into a game as I always did. I wondered in my head how far a cat would fly if I were to try and play soccer with it. Chuckling to myself at the thought, I supposed that it would be wrong of me to do. Walking down the middle of the road I'd spot my first one and I was quite sure it had seen me. Oh the thing looked devilish, I coulda swore that it had at least six.. well no I was over exagerating here.

Back on track, I would stare the cat down for a moment as it watched me with a passive meow. This one did not seem too feisty, lucky for the cat but boring for me. Purring loudly it would make it's way over and rub against my leg. From there I'd simply pick it up and plop it into my basket. "One down.." I said to myself as I saw the next one dart across the street. With a wide grin I would cheer, the chase was on. Channelling chakra to my feet, I was off like a shot after the cat, keeping in close step with it. Taking off in a panic the small creature would try to escape from me, however it should have been more enviromentally aware. As it ran, the local butcher would swing open his back door and smack the cat full on in the face. Taking advantage of the stunned critter, I would grab it by the scruff of it's neck and grin. "Stupid kitty.." and with that I only needed three more.

[Matsu]

What was that oh so sweet whisper in my ear? The sound of a meowing cat could be heard nearby, however this one seemed to have climbed a tree to avoid me. Clicking my tongue I would shake my head at the feline. "Oh you silly little thing. I can climb a tree too, you know." I said to myself as I chuckled and channelled chakra to my feet. With great ease I would send myself up along the side of the giant plant, closing the gap between me and the cat. Purring stupidly, the cat would meow and come over, dancing just beyond the grasp of my finger tips. "Here kitty.." I would growl in a deep tone as I shot my hand forward. In a panicked attempt, the cat would hiss furiously and try to bite me. It was a good thing the cats bites were less then the strike of a small child, I felt nothing from the Felines defense. Taking it by the face I'd shove it down into my basket.

The next cat that I would find was like a little ninja, I had to be careful. CRASH!, so much for the careful aspect. The cat would find it's self hiding beneath the porch when my giant sword would smash through the wood to smoke it out. With a grin I'd watch as it shot off into the woods, my legs giving chase. I would breeze through the trees with amazing speed as my cloak drifted behind my, fluttering in the wind. I had to say, it may have been an easy mission but to say the least I was having a ball. It was perhaps the only mission I had seen that gave me a chance to stretch my muscles, the only mission that had put up a fight for me. Lobbing my great weapon forward, the blade would sink into the ground just before the cat, stunning it for only a moment. That however was enough for me to take it by the scruff of it's neck and shake it with annoyance. "Into the basket you go, you little shit.."

[Matsu]

Next would come a sweet two for one deal. I was strolling through the village minding my own business when someone approached me. A small, homely woman who carried two meowing cats within a basket. She seemed to have spotted me carrying a similar basket, the cats within mine meowing as well. An imploring smile would overtake her features as she whispered to me gently. "Please sir.. I cannot care for them. Would you please take my Cats as well?" she would ask in a beseeching tone as she looked into my eyes pleadingly. I would scratch my head for a moment and grin half heartidly, I was not used to showing affection in anyway.. it made me feel quite weak. "I uh.. well.. just this once." I would state in a gruff tone as I watched her smile and place the basket at my feet. Shuffling off, I'd bend over and take the basket as she vanished. "Well, it looks like you came to me.." I stated as I made my way to the crazy cat womans home.

As I entered the house, I would wrinkle my nose at the powerful aroma. Aroma was simply the nicest way of putting it, this womans home was what you might call a stinky health hazard. "Well Ma'am, I found your cats. Each one put up quite the chase.. just thought I'd let you know." I stated as I turned for the door. "Won't you stay for milk and cookies dear?" she would ask me with a toothy grin as I sweatdropped and waved my hand. "Err no.. I must get back to the Kage. I have alot more to do.." I stated with a sigh of relief as I thought of an excuse. Normally I was terrible with excuses on the spot, thankfully I had spent enough time with my mother to learn those quite well. Turning with a flourish of my cloak, I would vanish in a blur of lines as I headed off.

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