AsakurOD'd! [ASAKURO, P]

[daisy]

(Please respond to the last post in the 'Wonderland' thread here~)

[Asakuro]

As the group walked down the path, the girl seemed to be enjoying Asakuro's company. She would even give her name in return like he had asked. Asakuro would then listen as she told him her story of how it was that she had arrived here. She had traveled to more lands than he had during this trip and Asakuro was rather glad that he hadn't the need to travel that much but it did seem nice. Then the girl would ask him the same question.

"Well... My trip wasn't exactly as eventful as yours. I simply boarded a ship and watched the waves and the creatures of the sea as the ship went from the land of Thunder to here. I was in a small rush but my baboon friend there helped me out."

Asakuro would point to his animal companion that was swinging from the trees. Not too much later Shikka would run over to the flowers that were now appearing. Asakuro would move closer to them but he would stay at a distance as he waited for her. When she finally plucked the lower Asakuro would begin to walk again but slowly so Shikka could catch up to him. It wouldn't be long before they all gathered at a table. From under the table would appear the largest lady that Asakuro had ever seen. Eyes wide in shock he would simply listen to what she had to say.

It seemed that they no longer had to have tea anymore. They were to simply make it out of the forest. Turning to where Shikka had been Asakuro would open his mouth to speak before he found out that she was no longer there.

'Where did everyone go? Damn... I guess they all already left. Well I guess I should get a move on...'

After that incident Asakuro would begin to search around for any hints on which way to begin, so he could exit the forest. Quickly thinking Asakuro would look for his baboon. If anyone could get them out it was surly him. Asakuro would just have to find a way to communicate with him...

[daisy]

"I say. You must stop directly." Came an imperious voice, and from behind a tree, a woman stepped out. She was dressed beautifully, in a majestic ballgown, dripping with jewellery, with a large crown perched on her head.
"Explain yourself directly." She commanded, reaching Asakuro and stopping in front of him, glaring at him.
"I don't recall giving you direct permission to be here. Did my husband give you direct permission? Did my daughters give you direct permission? Did my pet dog give you direct permission? No, no and no." She said haughtily, twirling a jewel-coated baton absent-mindedly.

"Therefore, you must have given YOURSELF direct permission." And with that, she whacked Asakuro over the head with the baton.
"Write this down directly! It's very directly important!" She cried, and immediately, a number of courtiers leapt down from the trees and began recording the queen's words on the bark of their trunks.
"Now! I ought to have you beheaded directly, wouldn't you say?" The queen asked thoughtfully, but responding before Asakuro could speak, like she had been doing for the whole exchange.
"What's your direct opinion, my dear?" She asked, her voice sweet as she questioned Asakuro's opinion of his own beheading.

[Asakuro]

As Asakuro looked around he heard a voice. It wasn't at all familiar but maybe they could help him. As the lady stepped out from behind the tree Asakuro would look at her real quick. She had the fanciest things on that he had ever seen! She was wearing jewelry all over her body as well as a crown! This lady must have been someone important. When the lady told him to stop Asakuro would stop and listen to what it was that she had to say. She was simply telling him that he didn't have permission to be... here?

'But I was invited here. What is this lady talking about?'

The lady would just continue on talking. She wanted Asakuro to explain himself but she never even let him talk. This was just crazy.. This lady surely had something wrong with her in Asakuro's mind. Telling someone to write something down Asakuro would jump back a bit once he saw the group of people that jumped down in order to write down what she was saying. It wasn't that he was scared of them... he was simply startled. Then she had the nerve to say that he should be be headed... This lady was starting to anger Asakuro. She needed to shut up and let him talk. Before his prayer was answered however she would ask one last question.. How did he himself feel about being beheaded.

"Are you kidding me? Lady you have some nerve. I was most definitely invited here, so that would mean I do have permission to be here. So with that being said I believe there is no reason what so ever that I should be beheaded. Is this how you treat all your guests? That would make you a horrible host... Who are you anyways? I'm just trying to get out of this forest, so if you could point me to the way out I'll gladly be out of your way... Oh yea and have you seen my baboon around here?"

Asakuro was now on guard. He did not trust any of these people anymore. Especially the lady that was thinking about beheading him. Taking a step back Asakuro would place more distance between him and the people. He had no feeling of being too close to them. This tea party was getting interesting but annoying at the same time. Asakuro just truly wanted to know where his baboon was. He was with him not too long ago--

[Beautiful Rogue]

[./Tea Time

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His long winded speech was pointless, and it distracted him from the main happening of the event. His entire body would be melting as he spoke, he clearly would not notice, as he had gotten himself into a spiel about something or other, and the queen did not like it. Defensive or not, he would be nothing more than a puddle as the last word was uttered, and Vivaldi would kneel down next to the puddle, her recently emptied tea cup placed by the new puddle of the male. He would drain backwards into it, being sucked in like a vacuum. Such plebeians, entering her realm and thinking they own the place, all of them, fools, they did not realize that the place holders in this world controlled everything, and they acted like they could do what they wanted. Clearly not.

"But....How do you expect to defend yourself when you are nothing more than a puddle of a human being"

With that, she would take the tea cup to her lips, and drink.[/font]

[Don't worry you're still alive]

[Asakuro]

As Asakuro spoke he could see the others getting taller; well that's what he thought was happening anyways. With a worried look on his face the genin would continue on talking anyways. As he finished however he would now be level with the ground. It hadn't been them growing but him... melting! Asakuro's melted body would be placed into a tea cup and the queen would simply ask how he was to defend himself now. After she said that Asakuro could see the cup being brought to her lips. Inside he would go. Down her throat he would slide.

Asakuro had no clue where he was now. It was clearly not the forest anymore but he wasn't sure what was happening. Whether he was a puddle or not anymore didn't occur to him to check at the moment. He just wanted to be able to move. Trying to move, Asakuro would begin to try and find himself a means of escape. Had he gotten himself in more trouble than expected?

[Beautiful Rogue]

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