Cat's Envy of a Rabbit
Oct 7, 2012 11:15:10 GMT -7
Post by Zeth Zatachi on Oct 7, 2012 11:15:10 GMT -7
{Notes: Vote for it on Wattpad here. Check out my author's blog. This idea was created by a talk with a friend about her cat. The inspiration for writing it was Tim Burton's Vincent & The Nightmare Before Christmas. Enjoy, tell me what you think!}
Prowling silent as the wind; the sleek, sly, and black being making its way across the distance. The objective hops; the large fluffy, fat, ball of white. Two completely different beings stuck in the same world. Why? What could be gained of this concentration? Hop! The sly being stared as the white hopped again, the weird actions made it sick. A low hiss filled the air just before the black creature pounced at the opposing and slammed into thin white bars which protected the white ball.
“Awww Kitty! Why would you try and attack your friend, Rabbit?” A sweet thin girl walked up with flowing blonde hair that ended just as it touched her shoulders. She had just slightly tanned skin and a white smile that glowed whenever shown. The cat was sitting next to the rabbit’s cage now looking rather annoyed by his failed attempt. His dismay was short lived as she picked him up into her arms; quickly bringing out his purring music.
“You need to be nice to your friend Kitty! I’ll forgive you this time, but next you’re going to be in time out.” Ignoring whatever gibberish the human was saying, the cat just enjoyed its attention. Of course, the cat sawing it coming, she put him down and proceeded to opening those cursed white bars and removing the living cotton. “I promise he won’t hurt you pretty Rabbit.” The sickening thought! That a cat could never hurt a weak body like that. Cat was even offended the human had such low faith in his capabilities!
What? What is this?! The girl is walking away with the rabbit? Are they going to play a game or just cuddle? Why did she not take Cat? How could such a useless ball of fur be better than a quick, brave, and romantic cat? Cat would not stand for such nonsense! He proceeded to taking such a graceful leap from the dresser to the floor. In his mind it was the lazy human’s fault for not picking her stuff off his territory. With spite he walked across the room with a swing in his hips, he was flaunting his way.
Once to the corner there was to be found a pile of multi-colored clothing, oh it looked so expensive. Aeropostal New York, well that just sounds fancy. He pawed at the silk pink panties, what strange things. He could cut these with just the tip of his claws and no force applied. Why would anyone trust such a weak thing to protect their privates? With a bounce he found himself on top of the pile, hell he felt like he was on top of the world! Cat the King of the Room! Oh what a great and mighty title he would uphold!
Now what was he to do? He had to show the human his discontent with her attention being on his dinner. Well then he felt a tingle. It was not just any tingle as he only felt this twice a day; oh this was the tingle that said he was to spray. So he proceeds forth and lets it go, the small yellow stream lying over all the clothes. He could not smell it; but I promise it was very fierce by God I say it could have made a lion cry.
What more did he have to do? Nothing, he had seen this done before in the movies. She would cry and cry, yet soon to find that the cat was right and he was to be given the attention. It were not long before she arrived, quick did notice her nose twitched. “What in the world is that sme—“ she saw it then, the wet pile of clothing she had been stocking up. Why was it wet? She looked from the bed where the cat was lying to where the pile was lying. Quick was she in the mind, “Cat! You have been such a bad boy today! What has gotten into you?!” She was now red in the face; perhaps it was the color of strong affection for the cat? No, he would soon find that it was pure anger that would throw him outside.
Have you ever wondered what is and what could have been? Well the cat did now as it started to rain. He dreamed of erasing the rabbit when it first came. Never would he have expected that the small white dwarf of fur would replace him! How silly of a thought that would have been at the time! If it would have come to mind the cat surely would have rolled over and laughed to the point he played dead! Now what was he to do? She loved him nevermore for the rabbit was adorable forevermore.
Scheming as he was there was little he could think of; except for what he had just done. Perhaps his only option was to eat the rabbit? Would it taste good? Maybe only if he pushed it into a pile of catnip. Oh catnip! Oh how he loved his catnip. The way it came shaped in that little sewed mouse which he had to wrestle with to get his prize! Oh what a mighty prize for an’ oh so mighty cat! No! Let us not get off track, for the cat does not have time to waste.
Only chance was an open window. He prowled around the house once, twice, a third, and back again. His fur was now straight down his body; it looked so silky that he could be one of those panty things! The skinny beast jumped! He had found his goal, it was where he started yet carelessly never checked. Just barely did he squeeze under the window and in the house. What was his room?
There were two older humans lying in a bed together. Were they fighting for who was the alpha male? It seemed as so to the cat. Thinking to himself how silly they are; they should know only the cat can be the alpha male! The door was just cracked for him to make his way out. He was starting to get annoyed by their battle cries. Creeping silently he found himself in a large room with two large beds, a smaller bed, a wooden bed, and a large sound box with pictures. The beds were appealing but this was a cat on a mission and had no such time!
Finding his way back into his human’s room he was amazed to find. The pile of clothes was removed, the lights were off, and strangely the girl was asleep on her bed! How could she have fallen asleep with her favorite person in the world sitting outside in the rain! No matter, such distractions are not worth thinking of at a time such as this. It was there, oh it was there! She left the rabbit out the play since the cat was away.
A smile grew on the cat’s face for he knew this was the place. Prowling once more he made his way slowly across the room. The rabbit was so obnoxious to his actions as it sniffed the ground and hoped once or twice more. The time was coming! The time was now! The rabbit would be gone and cat would rule again! He would have to eat the rabbit fast for he could not leave a trail. That would risk him being thrown in the Pet Taxi... oh what a horrific place that was. The cat was just about to make his pounce…
He made a countdown to victory to please his ego. Three... Twooo… -- Ohhh! Catnip!
Prowling silent as the wind; the sleek, sly, and black being making its way across the distance. The objective hops; the large fluffy, fat, ball of white. Two completely different beings stuck in the same world. Why? What could be gained of this concentration? Hop! The sly being stared as the white hopped again, the weird actions made it sick. A low hiss filled the air just before the black creature pounced at the opposing and slammed into thin white bars which protected the white ball.
“Awww Kitty! Why would you try and attack your friend, Rabbit?” A sweet thin girl walked up with flowing blonde hair that ended just as it touched her shoulders. She had just slightly tanned skin and a white smile that glowed whenever shown. The cat was sitting next to the rabbit’s cage now looking rather annoyed by his failed attempt. His dismay was short lived as she picked him up into her arms; quickly bringing out his purring music.
“You need to be nice to your friend Kitty! I’ll forgive you this time, but next you’re going to be in time out.” Ignoring whatever gibberish the human was saying, the cat just enjoyed its attention. Of course, the cat sawing it coming, she put him down and proceeded to opening those cursed white bars and removing the living cotton. “I promise he won’t hurt you pretty Rabbit.” The sickening thought! That a cat could never hurt a weak body like that. Cat was even offended the human had such low faith in his capabilities!
What? What is this?! The girl is walking away with the rabbit? Are they going to play a game or just cuddle? Why did she not take Cat? How could such a useless ball of fur be better than a quick, brave, and romantic cat? Cat would not stand for such nonsense! He proceeded to taking such a graceful leap from the dresser to the floor. In his mind it was the lazy human’s fault for not picking her stuff off his territory. With spite he walked across the room with a swing in his hips, he was flaunting his way.
Once to the corner there was to be found a pile of multi-colored clothing, oh it looked so expensive. Aeropostal New York, well that just sounds fancy. He pawed at the silk pink panties, what strange things. He could cut these with just the tip of his claws and no force applied. Why would anyone trust such a weak thing to protect their privates? With a bounce he found himself on top of the pile, hell he felt like he was on top of the world! Cat the King of the Room! Oh what a great and mighty title he would uphold!
Now what was he to do? He had to show the human his discontent with her attention being on his dinner. Well then he felt a tingle. It was not just any tingle as he only felt this twice a day; oh this was the tingle that said he was to spray. So he proceeds forth and lets it go, the small yellow stream lying over all the clothes. He could not smell it; but I promise it was very fierce by God I say it could have made a lion cry.
What more did he have to do? Nothing, he had seen this done before in the movies. She would cry and cry, yet soon to find that the cat was right and he was to be given the attention. It were not long before she arrived, quick did notice her nose twitched. “What in the world is that sme—“ she saw it then, the wet pile of clothing she had been stocking up. Why was it wet? She looked from the bed where the cat was lying to where the pile was lying. Quick was she in the mind, “Cat! You have been such a bad boy today! What has gotten into you?!” She was now red in the face; perhaps it was the color of strong affection for the cat? No, he would soon find that it was pure anger that would throw him outside.
Have you ever wondered what is and what could have been? Well the cat did now as it started to rain. He dreamed of erasing the rabbit when it first came. Never would he have expected that the small white dwarf of fur would replace him! How silly of a thought that would have been at the time! If it would have come to mind the cat surely would have rolled over and laughed to the point he played dead! Now what was he to do? She loved him nevermore for the rabbit was adorable forevermore.
Scheming as he was there was little he could think of; except for what he had just done. Perhaps his only option was to eat the rabbit? Would it taste good? Maybe only if he pushed it into a pile of catnip. Oh catnip! Oh how he loved his catnip. The way it came shaped in that little sewed mouse which he had to wrestle with to get his prize! Oh what a mighty prize for an’ oh so mighty cat! No! Let us not get off track, for the cat does not have time to waste.
Only chance was an open window. He prowled around the house once, twice, a third, and back again. His fur was now straight down his body; it looked so silky that he could be one of those panty things! The skinny beast jumped! He had found his goal, it was where he started yet carelessly never checked. Just barely did he squeeze under the window and in the house. What was his room?
There were two older humans lying in a bed together. Were they fighting for who was the alpha male? It seemed as so to the cat. Thinking to himself how silly they are; they should know only the cat can be the alpha male! The door was just cracked for him to make his way out. He was starting to get annoyed by their battle cries. Creeping silently he found himself in a large room with two large beds, a smaller bed, a wooden bed, and a large sound box with pictures. The beds were appealing but this was a cat on a mission and had no such time!
Finding his way back into his human’s room he was amazed to find. The pile of clothes was removed, the lights were off, and strangely the girl was asleep on her bed! How could she have fallen asleep with her favorite person in the world sitting outside in the rain! No matter, such distractions are not worth thinking of at a time such as this. It was there, oh it was there! She left the rabbit out the play since the cat was away.
A smile grew on the cat’s face for he knew this was the place. Prowling once more he made his way slowly across the room. The rabbit was so obnoxious to his actions as it sniffed the ground and hoped once or twice more. The time was coming! The time was now! The rabbit would be gone and cat would rule again! He would have to eat the rabbit fast for he could not leave a trail. That would risk him being thrown in the Pet Taxi... oh what a horrific place that was. The cat was just about to make his pounce…
He made a countdown to victory to please his ego. Three... Twooo… -- Ohhh! Catnip!
