once upon a derp
Apr 21, 2011 14:10:45 GMT -7
Post by daisy on Apr 21, 2011 14:10:45 GMT -7
spam spam spam so like, this boy went all the way to the shop and he was all, 'i'ma check when i'm working, and like, go to the cash machine and stuff (or atm, whatever you call them)' so he went went went and stuff, and daisy was like areyoustillgone? and he totally was, so daisy ate a mentos (the fruit ones, the mint ones are minging) and she had a cigarette and listened to an acoustic cover of parachute (by ingrid, not cheryl, although chezza's version is kinda better) and she was all borrrred. and then she was like, on nfrp and stuff and was all, ooooh, nfrp, but soon realised that nothing was happening at all. which was totally lame and stuff. so, she had ANOTHER mentos fruit, and had a drink of fanta, which was kind of flat 'cause she never put the lid back on (stupid =w=) and then she was going to have an apple, but totally didn't because eating is cheating, even apples. and then, her flatmates were like, super loud, and daisy was all like fuckoffyoutwats, and they played football in the hallway! i mean who does that? anyway, they went away and daisy was stillllll alone, and it was soooo miserable. then she was like rarara, and had another mentos fruit, (only four left!) and she was totally gonna play pokemon. but the annoying thing was, she loves her little grass types, but both thingy and other one are waaaay too weak, even at high levels, and she doesn't have enough leaf stones for them all! hassle! but she caught one of those candle ones, and called it hotoka, 'cause it's sohotoka, and she was going to call the stag one sachi, but then, it starts off looking so girly, so it was a bit inappropriate. and afterall, how is she supposed to beat the flying type gym with three grass types and some uselessotherbits? what a pain. perhaps it's time for grinding! but then you always get that horrible zebra thing, which totally knows fire moves, and is so rude 'cause max repel like, doesn't work on it at all. that's just stupid, huh? either way, if you walk on the walkways, you don't fall into the grass, and you're pretty much safe. (don't fall off!) eeek, how annoying! daisy's boything just came home, but then he was all like, 'i must go to the shop once more' i mean what? but this time, it was the other shop, and he had to go with his daddy. which is understandable, although i'd never go to a shop with daddy. i don't need no parachute, baby if i got youuu~ adorable right? anyway, it was time to do a new bit, but she hated buying more revives, 'cause theyisexpensiveyo! and since max repels are useless now, whatwiththezebra and stupid bits like that, money is better spent on hyper potions, perhaps? oh oh oh oh, although, that little bits dog thing that i keep with me is so handy, 'cause it keeps finding random hyper potions and ultra balls for me. how awesome? it's only a low level, but it does not need to battle, of course. besides, it's evolutions are suuuuper ugly, and nobody wants to see that. either way, i'm all ready for this bitch's gym, but i might not bother forages. she'll just be all like AERIAL ACE, and i do not want that. or those new moves like acrobatics and air cutter and things. those hit my poor grass types so so so hard! do not want that. whoa, third person to first person massive tense change? whoknows =w= but of course, it's time for another cigarette. canadian cigarettes are so wierd and tiny! totally adorable! but, less cigarette is never good... but these were a completely free gift, and i can't complain! that's that saying, right? 'never look a gift horse in the mouth'? i'm sure that's what it means. although, only if 'gift horse' means 'canadian air' kyohoho. you're gonna catch me, you're gonna catch if i faaall (still a pretty song =w=) but yeah yeah yeah, there are like, three videos for it now, 'cause ingrid did two, and chezza did her one. hers is prettiest, 'cause she's wearing a nice dress and dancing allova with that derek guy, who simon cowell totally hates. but i was reading reveal, and it was all like 'omg, chezza's scummy relatives?!' and i was like, well duh, they're totally scummy (soscummy). richmond used to be so so so cheap, but now they're £5.85! i like, so can't afford that, even though it was my birthday the other day! oh when will he come backkk. we played this 'martial empires' game for ages, it's an mmorpg, and totally more fun than some other ones, daisy thinks. (thirdperson!) anyway, what's the date? eek, the 21st! so late. i must play some lol later. i only ever want to play karma or janna, and they are both abituseless! although i think they're adorable, and i'm totally competent at playing them! more than a lot of other champs, i think. of course, i can barely play most =w= ooh ooh, but i really really really want to play trundle. isn't that wierd? i don't even know why i want to play him, i just want to like, roam the jungle, and then, when people try to come in, i'd totally pillaroffilth the entrances, and they'd be all like eek! and i'd be all NOACCESSBITCH. sounds so fun, right? but i totally can't jungle. i like, tried it on master yi (lol) in a bot game, and totally managed, but i died to jungly creepers twice! embarrasinnnng~! but still, trundly is ugly, which is a total hassle. but of course, the jungle is no place for pretty ladies. except maaaaybe irelia, 'cause she can kindof jungle. it seems. eek i need to pee! <3 and then, we were reading this one thread earlier, like, with this total wierdo, and solus who was modding, and this guy was playing this 12 year old girl (pedotastic!) and he totally was like rapemeplz, and solus was all ohyeah, and then he (she =w=) got sooo raped and stuff. how minging! and then he (she =w=) was all up in kitsunny's clinic (plannedparenting!) and was all like, 'plz heal me, i was raped lol' and then and then like 'pregnancyroll!' i mean what?! what kind of a thing is that... daisy totally disapproves! anyway, i'm wearing the most comfy hoody ever, but i must be careful, 'cause i don't want it to smell like my perfume, you know? i want it to smell of him always, and it's sosolovely =w= you are your own worst enemy, you'll never win this fight~ lalala, adorable. my wrist is so sore now, i ought to stop writing! but ooh, i must say about adele, 'cause she is lovely right now. she's like, kindofreallyfat, but she has a pooooowerful voice and stuff, and cute songs. i think. even toka likes one of them, and toka hates daisy music =w= is it wierd that i'm using =w= as punctuation? it can totally be a comma or a fullstop, i bet. but never a capital. who needs capital letters? oooh, i wonder if i've spelt everysingleword right? although, the way i write, spellcheck would totally hate me. what a pain! i was all like, i'ma get it down to 50000 characters, which is so many, i think. imagine if this was a training post? i'd totally get 100! actually, you can only get 10, huh? so it'd get.... ten =w= oh oh oh, but, when i first joined yeah, i was training uhmmm, twin rising dragons, a b-rank. it must've been about
80 tp for me at the time? but, i was like, 14 tp off, so i was like, i'll do a massive post, and get a 14 in one! littledidiknow =w= but i was so gutted when i only got 10 for it, and i was like, but i wrote so much! who knew that i got the maximum? of course, i totally know nowwww. i must do! awwwh, i want to read my old training now. that'd be so cute. well, actually, i already do that, oh ho ho. it makes me happy? i think i liked daisy, but she wasn't very well developed. oh! mummy just called. she was asking about this big baggy denim shirt i have (socute), 'cause this girl's dad thinks that i took HIS denim shirt by mistake and i soooo didn't. he was like IT HAS PINK BITS UNDER THE POCKETS, but mine absolutely doesn't. what a twat, right? i mean, it's obviously mine, and he's totally just lost his own one, but that doesn't mean he can blame me, and be all like IT'S MINE. he can go fuck himself with something hard and sandpapery. we stole that insult from the kelly videos, like shoes and lemme borrow that top. hi~larious! ughhh, i kind of cleaned my bathroom earlier, (the mirror and the shelf =w=) and it's like, already messy again! you know when you brush your teeth totally vigourously, and bits of toothpaste and foam go errwhere? that's a really gross image, but who cares, and they make little spots on the mirror? well that's what i always do. 'cause i smoke, i have to clean my teeth extra well, so they don't go horriblyyellow. i mean, they might be sliiiightly yellow, but i'm british, so i can't try to resist it. i like, wish i liked vegetables more. and exercise! i hate both. i somehow usually manage to stay skinny, but without cocaine, i bet i'd be fat. i'm totally kidding, i haven't done that in ages =w= i've like, barely done anything in ages! a certain gorgeous boy i know is rather anti-drug, and i'm being suchasweetheart by not being naughty and wiggling around with illegal substances. not that i have enough money these days of course! lifeishard =w= eeee, i'm totally gonna make it to 50000 characters. i bet some people's training posts are more than that, but hey, achievements! i have these ritz crackers and cheese dips, but i'm dipping bacon rasher crisps in the cheese instead... iamafatbitch. so much tastier though, y'know? awwwwh, he's still not home yet. how super annoying! i get boredddd. and i don't wanna start a game of anything, 'cause i can't play games for short times, i have to properly play, not dip in and out, you know? i don't get how people can do that. like, play half an hour of a game or something. it's like, wow, why don't you keep playing? asifthat'senough =w= i'm such a retard though. you know youtuberepeat? i'm too lazy to go onto it, so i just keep pressing the play button on the song. whataslag. ughhh, flatmate people are back. why must you be endlessly loud, you horrible cunts? whoknows. i'd love to go all axemurderer on their asses<3 anyway, i totally made it to 50000 so i must be~!
80 tp for me at the time? but, i was like, 14 tp off, so i was like, i'll do a massive post, and get a 14 in one! littledidiknow =w= but i was so gutted when i only got 10 for it, and i was like, but i wrote so much! who knew that i got the maximum? of course, i totally know nowwww. i must do! awwwh, i want to read my old training now. that'd be so cute. well, actually, i already do that, oh ho ho. it makes me happy? i think i liked daisy, but she wasn't very well developed. oh! mummy just called. she was asking about this big baggy denim shirt i have (socute), 'cause this girl's dad thinks that i took HIS denim shirt by mistake and i soooo didn't. he was like IT HAS PINK BITS UNDER THE POCKETS, but mine absolutely doesn't. what a twat, right? i mean, it's obviously mine, and he's totally just lost his own one, but that doesn't mean he can blame me, and be all like IT'S MINE. he can go fuck himself with something hard and sandpapery. we stole that insult from the kelly videos, like shoes and lemme borrow that top. hi~larious! ughhh, i kind of cleaned my bathroom earlier, (the mirror and the shelf =w=) and it's like, already messy again! you know when you brush your teeth totally vigourously, and bits of toothpaste and foam go errwhere? that's a really gross image, but who cares, and they make little spots on the mirror? well that's what i always do. 'cause i smoke, i have to clean my teeth extra well, so they don't go horriblyyellow. i mean, they might be sliiiightly yellow, but i'm british, so i can't try to resist it. i like, wish i liked vegetables more. and exercise! i hate both. i somehow usually manage to stay skinny, but without cocaine, i bet i'd be fat. i'm totally kidding, i haven't done that in ages =w= i've like, barely done anything in ages! a certain gorgeous boy i know is rather anti-drug, and i'm being suchasweetheart by not being naughty and wiggling around with illegal substances. not that i have enough money these days of course! lifeishard =w= eeee, i'm totally gonna make it to 50000 characters. i bet some people's training posts are more than that, but hey, achievements! i have these ritz crackers and cheese dips, but i'm dipping bacon rasher crisps in the cheese instead... iamafatbitch. so much tastier though, y'know? awwwwh, he's still not home yet. how super annoying! i get boredddd. and i don't wanna start a game of anything, 'cause i can't play games for short times, i have to properly play, not dip in and out, you know? i don't get how people can do that. like, play half an hour of a game or something. it's like, wow, why don't you keep playing? asifthat'senough =w= i'm such a retard though. you know youtuberepeat? i'm too lazy to go onto it, so i just keep pressing the play button on the song. whataslag. ughhh, flatmate people are back. why must you be endlessly loud, you horrible cunts? whoknows. i'd love to go all axemurderer on their asses<3 anyway, i totally made it to 50000 so i must be~!
