Favorite movie lines

[zieg]

Just felt like throwing a couple out there. Heres one of mines.

1. "I use to sit around all day....and draw pictures of d*cks." Superbad

[Nira]

"It's over fatty!"

"It ain't over till the fat man sings!"

{Whoever guesses where this came from gets a cookie XD}

[cross]

No idea on that one above

"You have a Mustache."

"...I know."

-- Hot Fuzz

[|Ayame Unbound|]

"Well that's more than less than unhelpful!" PoTC (2 I think may be 3)

"Are You Suggesting that coconuts migrate?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

All I can think of right now

[greyghost]

"TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE....WITH A PILE OF SCRAPS!!"

Iron man

"At last! my arm is complete again."

Sweeny Todd.. still gives me chills

[raburu]

"Elizebeth? Hide the rum!" - Jack Sparrow, in PoTC: Dead Man's Chest

"If your chinese, then I'm part black." - Jackie Chan, in Rush Hour 3

"Ok. Let's face it you've cought me doing worse things." - Jack Styrk, in Ironman

"Damn! Lee!" - (Forgot his name), in Rush Hour 3

"So? She has a droopy eye and works at Pollo Loco." - (Forgot his name), in Rush Hour 3

[Nira]

"Don't worry this is only a flight stabilizer, not dangerous at all. *BOOM* Okay maybe a little." Iron Beta Version 2 Preview

[owen]

Ace Ventura..

Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Superbad..

Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.

The Godfather

Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

[Hakuro de Killer]

I think this video says more than I can express in words as to what one of my favorite PotC quotes is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s

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Sandurz: Prepare for light speed.
Helmet: No, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed!
Sandurz:Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I
don't think the ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

-Spaceballs

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"Vilkommen, Bienvennue, Velcome, C'mon in!" -Lily von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles

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Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!

-History of the World, Part I

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(I don't watch too many movies, but I do love the classics. Oh boy, do I love the classics.)

[ichigo]

"Hasta La Vista, Baby" -The Terminator (2)

Now time for my Star Wars Reference for the day:

Todays is from Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."—Darth Vader
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"—Luke Skywalker
"No. I am your father."—Darth Vader
"No, its not true, its not possible!"—Luke Skywalker
"Search Your feelings you know it to be true!"—Darth Vader

[.:Ryo:.]

[All from Fight Club]

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake" -- Tyler Durden

Boss: "Is that your blood?"
The Narrator: [looks down] "Yes, some of it"

"I felt like destroying something beautiful" -- The Narrator

[eiji]

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsBj8NRufw
Kid #1, "Come on, just take one it, don't you wanna be cool?"

*Kid #2 attempts to smoke spllff, coughs*

Kid #1 , "Hey man, what are you doing?"

Kid #2, "I'm so HIGH! *Chuckles while grabbing rifle* Nothing can hurt me!" *Places barrel in mouth*

Kid #1, "...Noooo!"

*Bang* "Marijuana Kills."
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Ace Ventura: HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? Alllll righty, then. I have a package for you.
Man: Sounds broken.
Ace Ventura: Most likely, sir. I'll bet it was something nice, though.

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

[Sanctioned]

Where's my jar of dirt? --- Jack Sparrow

There massage therapists!

They'll massage your cock for money, I think there's a word for that- oh thats right! Hooker!

Your a hooker!!!! --- Grandma's Boy

-comes out naked and high with bells- I'm putting up my Christmas tree.

Dude, it's July.

Get the fuck out! -- Grandma's Boy.

[Renji Souka]

It Puts the lotion on it's skin!

or it gets the hose again! - Silence of the Lambs

You know how i know your gay?

how?

you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face"

thats gay? - 40 year old Virgin

thats alli can think of at the second

[Beltran]

"Get in the flask!" - Little Nicky

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" Ace Ventura

"All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes. 1, 2... and 3, okay. I'm okay. " - Austin Powers In Goldmember

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch." Austin Powers In Goldmember

[zieg]

"We were going to Amsterdam. Thats the weed capital of the world!" Harold

Harold and Kumar 2

[Taro. (FINISH HIM)]

"I'm Tony Mantana, and say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface

"So learn french. Learn french or - die." - Across the Universe

"THIS IS SPARTA!" - 300

[Umehara]

"Who else want some'a D-BO!?" - D Bo, Friday

"This is MADNESS!" - Messenger, 300

"HEY! SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN' A SHIT!" - Eazel, Friday

"Cardinal rule number one: Don't F.UCK with the people who handle your food." - Dane Cook, Waiting

From the movie "The Comebacks":

Father: And where are you in this picture!?
Son: At Camp FUMBLEwatha...
Father: And what are you eating in that picture!?
Son: ...A Butterfingers!

LOL..epic stuff.

[eiji]

From the movie "The Comebacks":

Father: And where are you in this picture!?
Son: At Camp FUMBLEwatha...
Father: And what are you eating in that picture!?
Son: ...A Butterfingers!

JUST watched that part. Lmao. XD

[vedicardi]

Moar fight club epic win from the narrator.

"Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up."

Edit: It rubs the lotion on it's skin,

or it gets the hose again.